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Skyrim - Dr. Dovahkiin or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Hagraven
Druhim
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True story.
I had a hearty chuckle
Yeah, I quite enjoy it when bodies get stuck on gates.
completed the quest for mjoll to retrieve her sword
made her my nordwife
she moved into my fancy new house in riften
i came in one night after adventuring to see her asleep, and aerin standing
watching her intently
'you need to leave' he says, staring blankly at me
so i slit his throat
bandit leader comes at me like a foolhardy champ
I decapitate him in one stroke of my axe
his head falls into a bear trap
the clamping jaws catapult the head over the walls, never to be seen again
We are enemies now.
at worst, it's a mercy killing.
also repostin' dis
"you'll make a fine rug, cat!" The bandit shouts, thrusting his blade, keeping me at bay.
I hiss and bat his sword aside, slipping my own past his guard and directly into his chest.
Grabbing him by the collar, I pull him in close and watch the light fade from his eyes.
"That. Was. Racist."
and then I unequipped my weapons and used my claws to kill a bunch of Skeever because sometimes you can't fight instinct.
TASTE IT
yes
Also, I love how the ice form shout will usually accelerate enemies in the direction they're already moving. So often they'll just go zooming past and behind you. Had that happen with a bear and invented a new yoga position: backwards flying frozen bear.
it looks like the higher the value your crafted potion is, the more it contributes to a skillup
bear claw + hanging moss
dwarven oil + salt pile
vampire dust + luna moth wing
this made me laugh out loud in class you bastard
like raw damage dealt determines weapon/destruction skillups, amount of health lost/blocked determines armor / block, etc.
except for smithing and enchanting
whooooops
like, if you are sneaking and no one sees you, it goes up if they might detect you but don't?
Pretty sure it is like this.
Whenever you are moving near someone hostile and they don't detect you.
sneak attacks, both ranged and melee
that levels your shit up real quick
You get bits of sneak skill whenever the eye is partially open and a big chunk when you sneak attack.
"Orkses never lose a battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fightin so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!".
I've had sneak level when I was in the middle of nowhere. There might have been animals nearby that maybe "didn't see me", but I'm pretty sure it just goes up as you are sneaking.
farengar is sitting down
but his chair is like a foot to the left
he is just sitting on air
god I hate you farengar. I hate you more than I hate aerin. I hate you more than I hate nazeem.
if you do a successful sneak attack, you get a fast skillup
he's like the ultimate creepy entitled niceguy friend who wants to bone a girl
i want to be the jerk who seduces Mjoll and is a prick to him
he goes home and writes in his diary NICE GUYS FINISH LAST GIRLS ONLY LIKE JERKS IT SUCKS
also, no idea how to raise my pickpocketing. It's so low, whoever I try to pickpocket sees me. I've bought as many ranks as I can for now...
"Orkses never lose a battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fightin so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!".
this is a hilarious mental image
melee plus no armor is a wee bit hard to pull off safely at early levels
buy a ring that will boost your pickpocketing
it's a huge help at lower levels, and will get your skill up
also, anything over 160 gold in value is pretty much guaranteed to level your skill up if you're successful for the first 60 or so ranks
keep in mind that no matter how high your skill is, there's always a 10% chance of failure
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You could get some +pickpocket items, and then just take gold and steel arrows from guards. It should be above 80% or so for those with some gear.
did you pickpocket your trainer?
DON'T YOU FEEL BETTER NOW
A FRESH START, CLEANSED WITH THE BLOOD OF A DWEEB.
this doesn't work though because his home is wherever mjoll lives and he will just stand there and watch her sleep
No idea why
Its hilarious for the first few minutes in game. The guy wanders around wondering wtf is going on.
Then tedious.
"Orkses never lose a battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fightin so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!".
especially if you're keen on reloading, or have the proper bribery options
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I'll wear a pickpocketing ring and go for slightly lower value items. Also, save a lot.
Thanks guys!
mudcrabs are not bottom tier foes anymore
like an entire pack of wolves is less deadly than a mudcrab
they got a nasty pinch
GOD
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