Indie Winterdie KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered Userregular
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ASimPersonCold...... and hard.Registered Userregular
edited December 2011
Also, apropos of nothing, these were all the quotes I considered using as thread titles, with the ones I actually did use in bold
that's fine i guess. i can't imagine it's going to be all that relevant.
You are typing to me right now while wearing something ridiculous.
You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.
Its Homeric legend is practically ensconced in the fold of my personal mythology by now. yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
Whenever he grinds his teeth, all the children of a random galaxy somewhere will frown continuously for a nine thousand year span.
bleating like a goat for IRONICALLY HUMOROUS purposes
That feeling is overwhelming, soul-blackening rage You just don't have time for this bullshit perfectly mollifies my grief over the demise of chivalry No one can ever know about this
Lousy goddamn stupid wizards
sooooo cooooooool!!! Try not to be so linear, dear
The last thing you need is sass from a dead cat. It's pretty much all his fault you're in this mess in the first place, so he can just button it.
"Drop it like it's hot..." -English Romantic poet, John Keats
on rare occasions, when your guard is down, it all seems just a tad unsettling to you
It should be noted he was kind of a weird guy anyway. the proboscalypse
You won't be going "right on through."
ONE MAN JULEP VACUUM
A great flaming nautical pyre carries it off to VAULTHALLA. Mayors are so much better than kings.
God do you hate kings.
YEARS IN THE PAST (BUT NOT MANY)
A realm where four will gather, the Heir of Breath and Seer of Light, the Knight of Time and Witch of Space, and together they will Ascend. You eat a weird bug and don't even care.
These things are stupid and useless! I require a font of frighteningly accurate yet infuriatingly nonspecific information.
HI AGAIN, IDIOT. i suddenly understand everything! Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. MAIL.
He was so much easier to deal with when he was alive.
Refuse to acknowledge the absurd kitten.
You're going to need a bigger safe.
What a royal pain in the ass.
You decide not to be especially melodramatic about this revelation. Obliquely foreshadow future through interpretive dance
You get so confused sometimes.
thats really all there is to say on the matter
it seems that you will need A LOT of candles.
Oh My It Is Your Human Sarcasm Again
we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch
YOU ARE THE LAW WHOOPS
Excellent. Let's make shit take place. The sooner all these idiots stop being alive the better.
All aboard the idiot wagon!
It's all a lot of nonsense.
Die makes his usual sort of entrance. The nonplussed, vaguely bewildered sort.
Your heart is what you're beating.
rumored to be killable only through a number of glitches and exploits in spacetime YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL
a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.
If you kill her you destroy the universe.
this selection has too many ...... PRICES and VAULES starting to get a little punchy anyway.
the thing you just said doesn't even make the slightest bit of sense
served like a dude on butler island
conclusive proof of something and is 100% understandable by anyone who looks at it
You do not know because you do not know anything about ladies really. They are a riddle draped in a mystery wrapped in post-apocalyptic shroudwear.
it was like ... chekhovs juice
forged by stoic asian masters
ROBO SLAP
You must deliver a message to John right away.
You are quite sure it would never occur to you to carry a sword or resort to violence under any circumstance.
OH GOD HOW CAN SHAVING CREAM BE SO FLAMMABLE
A HUG3 ORG14ST1C MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
east european industrial raves
Watching Oblong Meat Products Tumble Into Places They Dont Belong
crisp bunches of honey and verbal annihilation
well it definitely sounds like youre fucking something up over there
I think the true purpose of this game is to see how many qualifiers we can get to precede the word "self" and still understand what we're talking about.
WH4T K1ND OF 4WFUL C1V1L1Z4T1ON WOULDNT 1NV3NT OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S NOT ON3 1D W4NT 4NYTH1NG TO DO W1TH
r e c o n s i d e r . . .
W3 H4V3 TH3 B3ST TROLL J3GUS YOU DONT 3V3N KNOW
Two sweet bunnies on one birthday?? What are the odds.
Wait no, that would probably be creepy.
As a quadruped, grisly bisection strikes you as a very real possibility.
What is taking place here is almost certainly illegal.
The best way to remind yourself that you're carrying a ring is to put it on your finger.
crackling with the majyyk enyrjjies
WELCOME TO THE PARTY MOTHERFUCKERS
probably the weirdest thing you've ever done
We're going to need more wands.
You appeared to make it relevant by traveling to the past.
shipping two passengers long overdue for a reunion
LIKE THAT HUMAN VACATION WITH THE GIANT RED CHIMNEY ASSHOLE
This thing is so completely illegal.
Land sakes alive, we are cooking with petrol now!
This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.
WIIITHOUT YOOOOOUUUU THERE'D BE NO SUN IN MY SKY
TAKE US THERE CASEY
I Suddenly Dont Understand Anything
You have a feeling it's going to be a long night.
aLlS i SeE iS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS.
Ok, that's not customary at all. You're just kind of weird.
Trolls sure are weird!
I wasn't getting a lot of stuff out of the early part of Act 5 and it was around then I wouldn't come anywhere close to using all of this anyway, so that's where I stopped.
Posts
it was a good update
that would be rad
clever girl
red or black
Also the return of Casey! See, three years will go by like that with all this fun company.
http://i.imgur.com/tAcFo.png
http://witnesstheabsurd.tumblr.com/
http://i.imgur.com/OPLlE.png
Commission me at http://tinyurl.com/cv3h2pl
!
your punishment is to live
Again mucho thanks to Belruel, Personface, and anyone else I'm forgetting.
http://i.imgur.com/tAcFo.png
http://witnesstheabsurd.tumblr.com/
http://i.imgur.com/OPLlE.png
Commission me at http://tinyurl.com/cv3h2pl
!
Can't it be
both?
Bel
I mostly read PS out of obligation, but it was still pretty good. I haven't re-read it yet, though, and I'm not sure I will.
this is never going to stop being framed on my wall because it was one of my old Secret Satan gifts
read problem sleuth
You are typing to me right now while wearing something ridiculous.
You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.
Its Homeric legend is practically ensconced in the fold of my personal mythology by now.
yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
Whenever he grinds his teeth, all the children of a random galaxy somewhere will frown continuously for a nine thousand year span.
bleating like a goat for IRONICALLY HUMOROUS purposes
That feeling is overwhelming, soul-blackening rage
You just don't have time for this bullshit
perfectly mollifies my grief over the demise of chivalry
No one can ever know about this
Lousy goddamn stupid wizards
sooooo cooooooool!!!
Try not to be so linear, dear
The last thing you need is sass from a dead cat. It's pretty much all his fault you're in this mess in the first place, so he can just button it.
"Drop it like it's hot..." -English Romantic poet, John Keats
on rare occasions, when your guard is down, it all seems just a tad unsettling to you
It should be noted he was kind of a weird guy anyway.
the proboscalypse
You won't be going "right on through."
ONE MAN JULEP VACUUM
A great flaming nautical pyre carries it off to VAULTHALLA.
Mayors are so much better than kings.
God do you hate kings.
YEARS IN THE PAST (BUT NOT MANY)
A realm where four will gather, the Heir of Breath and Seer of Light, the Knight of Time and Witch of Space, and together they will Ascend.
You eat a weird bug and don't even care.
These things are stupid and useless!
I require a font of frighteningly accurate yet infuriatingly nonspecific information.
HI AGAIN, IDIOT.
i suddenly understand everything!
Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. MAIL.
He was so much easier to deal with when he was alive.
Refuse to acknowledge the absurd kitten.
You're going to need a bigger safe.
What a royal pain in the ass.
You decide not to be especially melodramatic about this revelation.
Obliquely foreshadow future through interpretive dance
You get so confused sometimes.
thats really all there is to say on the matter
it seems that you will need A LOT of candles.
Oh My It Is Your Human Sarcasm Again
we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch
YOU ARE THE LAW WHOOPS
Excellent. Let's make shit take place.
The sooner all these idiots stop being alive the better.
All aboard the idiot wagon!
It's all a lot of nonsense.
Die makes his usual sort of entrance. The nonplussed, vaguely bewildered sort.
Your heart is what you're beating.
rumored to be killable only through a number of glitches and exploits in spacetime
YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL
a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.
If you kill her you destroy the universe.
this selection has too many ...... PRICES and VAULES
starting to get a little punchy anyway.
the thing you just said doesn't even make the slightest bit of sense
served like a dude on butler island
conclusive proof of something and is 100% understandable by anyone who looks at it
You do not know because you do not know anything about ladies really. They are a riddle draped in a mystery wrapped in post-apocalyptic shroudwear.
it was like ... chekhovs juice
forged by stoic asian masters
ROBO SLAP
You must deliver a message to John right away.
You are quite sure it would never occur to you to carry a sword or resort to violence under any circumstance.
OH GOD HOW CAN SHAVING CREAM BE SO FLAMMABLE
A HUG3 ORG14ST1C MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
east european industrial raves
Watching Oblong Meat Products Tumble Into Places They Dont Belong
crisp bunches of honey and verbal annihilation
well it definitely sounds like youre fucking something up over there
I think the true purpose of this game is to see how many qualifiers we can get to precede the word "self" and still understand what we're talking about.
WH4T K1ND OF 4WFUL C1V1L1Z4T1ON WOULDNT 1NV3NT OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S NOT ON3 1D W4NT 4NYTH1NG TO DO W1TH
r e c o n s i d e r . . .
W3 H4V3 TH3 B3ST TROLL J3GUS YOU DONT 3V3N KNOW
Two sweet bunnies on one birthday?? What are the odds.
Wait no, that would probably be creepy.
As a quadruped, grisly bisection strikes you as a very real possibility.
What is taking place here is almost certainly illegal.
The best way to remind yourself that you're carrying a ring is to put it on your finger.
crackling with the majyyk enyrjjies
WELCOME TO THE PARTY MOTHERFUCKERS
probably the weirdest thing you've ever done
We're going to need more wands.
You appeared to make it relevant by traveling to the past.
shipping two passengers long overdue for a reunion
LIKE THAT HUMAN VACATION WITH THE GIANT RED CHIMNEY ASSHOLE
This thing is so completely illegal.
Land sakes alive, we are cooking with petrol now!
This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.
WIIITHOUT YOOOOOUUUU THERE'D BE NO SUN IN MY SKY
TAKE US THERE CASEY
I Suddenly Dont Understand Anything
You have a feeling it's going to be a long night.
aLlS i SeE iS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS.
Ok, that's not customary at all. You're just kind of weird.
Trolls sure are weird!
That's pretty awesome, I gotta say.
yeah it was a joint gift from Rent and Lexxy I think (at least that's the two names listed on the tube it came in!)
Rent also got me this wicked cool Beksinski art book
I am really sad I couldn't be in this year's Satans
haven't you people had enough yet
for this artistic representation of myself, bel, I am truly grateful