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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    floston paradiiiise

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Seven on the left, five on the right.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I love the car chase music.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJhlD6q71YA

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    I don't want one position, I want ALL POSITIONS.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Yeah the president in this movie was an inspired choice. Even more so because it came before Idiocracy

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    what was so significant about the president? he seemed pretty average to me.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    He fits perfectly with the world they set up. He's a body builder meat head. I mean, it's fucking deebo as president of earth.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Like you think ?aybe it will be some dude with gravitas or at least a stern politician dude but nope it's crisseyed goofy deebo

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Tiny Lister is awesome.

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    WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    This movie can never compare to Mila Jovovich's true masterpiece, Ultraviolet.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    God that movie.

    I saw it ironically in theatres and it was a terrible mistake.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    The things I would do to that chick though...

    Jesus Christ.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I dunno, I don't really get that impression from him

    then again, I've never seen friday

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    The things I would do to that chick though...

    Jesus Christ.
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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    This movie was so damn awesome. IS so damn awesome. An A+++ movie disguised as a B-film, featuring a great cast.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Walt wrote: »
    This movie can never compare to Mila Jovovich's true masterpiece, Ultraviolet.

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    For my 21st birthday, a friend of mine gave me a copy of this on VHS.

    A personalised cut.

    It starts out the same, and for about 20 minutes, everything is normal. Then, during the scene with the President when he casts around the room after the first encounter fails and Ian Holm sticks up his hand and says "Mr President?"...

    The film cuts away for a half second to a porn actress in a breathlesss moan of orgasm.

    ... And then it's back to President Tiny Lister.


    The cross-cuts continue, growing in length and frequency until, sometime around the 45 minute mark, it cuts away to a particularly ill-advised recording of one of the more idiotic things I've done in my life, involving a bet, a car, too much alcohol and not a lot of clothing. When it resumes, it resumes as a gender-bending porno flick so bad I've been forced to blot most of it out of my memory.


    It's cool, though. The 5th Element was one of the first DVDs Jen and I bought for our library, so I have an actual copy as well.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Sassori wrote:
    The things I would do to that chick though...

    Jesus Christ.

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    WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    Fishman wrote:
    The cross-cuts continue, growing in length and frequency until, sometime around the 45 minute mark, it cuts away to a particularly ill-advised recording of one of the more idiotic things I've done in my life, involving a bet, a car, too much alcohol and not a lot of clothing. When it resumes, it resumes as a gender-bending porno flick so bad I've been forced to blot most of it out of my memory.

    This sounds like the definitive version.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    That is a dedicated friend, jesus

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    My favorite milla jovovich movie is Dummy. She basically plays Adrian Brody's crazy friend that all of a sudden decides to become a Jewish wedding singer, and she is perfect in it. Also Adrian Brody plays an aspiring ventriloquist. Love that movie.

    And I unironically love the Resident Evil movie series so much.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJhlD6q71YA

    just the song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmNpwBGyiwU

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    lostwords wrote:
    My favorite milla jovovich movie is Dummy. She basically plays Adrian Brody's crazy friend that all of a sudden decides to become a Jewish wedding singer, and she is perfect in it. Also Adrian Brody plays an aspiring ventriloquist. Love that movie.

    And I unironically love the Resident Evil movie series so much.

    The first one is a good laugh

    I find Milla Jovovich to be attractive but not much of an actress

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    they really do make her..... perfect

    ..
    ah, so you are merchants after all.

    leave them one crate. for the "cause"

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Druhim wrote:
    Goatmon wrote: »
    SimBen wrote:
    So many things about that movie made no kind of sense at all, but it sure was fun.

    Like why would that opera alien lady have the stones inside her? I mean, what?

    How come Leeloo was a statue before being cloned but she's Milla Jovovich after?

    My question is, why in the Hell did they cast Tom Lister Jr. to play the President of Earth? He was not suited to that role at all. :?

    Actually he fit the role quite well when you consider the kind of future the film takes place in.

    What do you mean?

    Mind you, I've only seen it once from start to finish, so there's probably a bunch of little details I missed.

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    crwth wrote:
    it's

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    it'sa

    nononononono.... if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Easily one of my top five movies.

    Something that's always bugged me. The voice of Finger is not credited.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzOHhzk7zJ0

    I'm convinced it's Clancy Brown

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Octo GAMMUT

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote:
    Druhim wrote:
    Goatmon wrote: »
    SimBen wrote:
    So many things about that movie made no kind of sense at all, but it sure was fun.

    Like why would that opera alien lady have the stones inside her? I mean, what?

    How come Leeloo was a statue before being cloned but she's Milla Jovovich after?

    My question is, why in the Hell did they cast Tom Lister Jr. to play the President of Earth? He was not suited to that role at all. :?

    Actually he fit the role quite well when you consider the kind of future the film takes place in.

    What do you mean?

    Mind you, I've only seen it once from start to finish, so there's probably a bunch of little details I missed.

    He's a big, ridiculous bodybuilding president in a big, ridiculous sci fi universe

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    not to mention he actually does a really good job in the role

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I love near the end when they've got the stones and he's pouring champagne for everyone, the one scientist calls out to him

    Just turns around with the champagne

    "Yes, what now?"

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    "Major Iceberg will accompany you. As your wife."

    "I am NOT going."

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Also it's a fucking disgrace that the unbelievable Eric Serra soundtrack has not been mentioned.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CQPQWfNOXg

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Weaver wrote:
    Octo GAMMUT
    uh...never...not without my permission

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    DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    Trying to describe the plot of this movie to someone who hasn't seen it is... challenging.

    "There's this evil planet... thing coming towards Earth and there are these stones that can stop it... and also Milla Jovovich."

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    DMAC wrote: »
    Trying to describe the plot of this movie to someone who hasn't seen it is... challenging.

    "There's this evil planet... thing coming towards Earth and there are these stones that can stop it... and also Milla Jovovich."

    "Just... just watch it."

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    ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    TO QUIT IS MY GOAL

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    That is decidedly not Clancy Brown as Finger

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