The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.
This movie can never compare to Mila Jovovich's true masterpiece, Ultraviolet.
0
FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
edited December 2011
For my 21st birthday, a friend of mine gave me a copy of this on VHS.
A personalised cut.
It starts out the same, and for about 20 minutes, everything is normal. Then, during the scene with the President when he casts around the room after the first encounter fails and Ian Holm sticks up his hand and says "Mr President?"...
The film cuts away for a half second to a porn actress in a breathlesss moan of orgasm.
... And then it's back to President Tiny Lister.
The cross-cuts continue, growing in length and frequency until, sometime around the 45 minute mark, it cuts away to a particularly ill-advised recording of one of the more idiotic things I've done in my life, involving a bet, a car, too much alcohol and not a lot of clothing. When it resumes, it resumes as a gender-bending porno flick so bad I've been forced to blot most of it out of my memory.
It's cool, though. The 5th Element was one of the first DVDs Jen and I bought for our library, so I have an actual copy as well.
The cross-cuts continue, growing in length and frequency until, sometime around the 45 minute mark, it cuts away to a particularly ill-advised recording of one of the more idiotic things I've done in my life, involving a bet, a car, too much alcohol and not a lot of clothing. When it resumes, it resumes as a gender-bending porno flick so bad I've been forced to blot most of it out of my memory.
My favorite milla jovovich movie is Dummy. She basically plays Adrian Brody's crazy friend that all of a sudden decides to become a Jewish wedding singer, and she is perfect in it. Also Adrian Brody plays an aspiring ventriloquist. Love that movie.
And I unironically love the Resident Evil movie series so much.
My favorite milla jovovich movie is Dummy. She basically plays Adrian Brody's crazy friend that all of a sudden decides to become a Jewish wedding singer, and she is perfect in it. Also Adrian Brody plays an aspiring ventriloquist. Love that movie.
And I unironically love the Resident Evil movie series so much.
The first one is a good laugh
I find Milla Jovovich to be attractive but not much of an actress
Posts
I saw it ironically in theatres and it was a terrible mistake.
Jesus Christ.
then again, I've never seen friday
A personalised cut.
It starts out the same, and for about 20 minutes, everything is normal. Then, during the scene with the President when he casts around the room after the first encounter fails and Ian Holm sticks up his hand and says "Mr President?"...
The film cuts away for a half second to a porn actress in a breathlesss moan of orgasm.
... And then it's back to President Tiny Lister.
The cross-cuts continue, growing in length and frequency until, sometime around the 45 minute mark, it cuts away to a particularly ill-advised recording of one of the more idiotic things I've done in my life, involving a bet, a car, too much alcohol and not a lot of clothing. When it resumes, it resumes as a gender-bending porno flick so bad I've been forced to blot most of it out of my memory.
It's cool, though. The 5th Element was one of the first DVDs Jen and I bought for our library, so I have an actual copy as well.
BOIOIOIOIOIOING
This sounds like the definitive version.
And I unironically love the Resident Evil movie series so much.
just the song:
The first one is a good laugh
I find Milla Jovovich to be attractive but not much of an actress
..
ah, so you are merchants after all.
leave them one crate. for the "cause"
f'd
What do you mean?
Mind you, I've only seen it once from start to finish, so there's probably a bunch of little details I missed.
nononononono.... if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?
Something that's always bugged me. The voice of Finger is not credited.
I'm convinced it's Clancy Brown
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
He's a big, ridiculous bodybuilding president in a big, ridiculous sci fi universe
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Just turns around with the champagne
"Yes, what now?"
"I am NOT going."
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
"There's this evil planet... thing coming towards Earth and there are these stones that can stop it... and also Milla Jovovich."
"Just... just watch it."