What is the best men's* haircut?

Garlic Bread

Smart Hero wrote:

Blake T wrote: »

Gimme your balls smart hero.

I will smooth those fellas right up.

okay here you go

but no really it's pretty tricky

I was using a trimmer a few months ago and snagged the sack

I paid for my carelessness

Looked like the last scene of Psycho

Blood swirling the drain

Madness

Use a razor, not a trimmer

I scraped the scrote with a trimmer too many times, but the first (only so far) time I used a regular razor (well, a Mach 4 or something) I had no problem

it was weird

Garlic Bread

my balls

Abracadaniel

you're balls

godelsrotatinguniverse

Darmak

I just buzz mine with the #4 guard (half inch I guess?) and let it grow out for around 2-6 months then buzz it off again. I don't feel like ever fucking with my hair, I'd shave it completely bald if my wife wasn't revolted by bald people.

Centipede Damascus

As usual, the Art of Manliness has good advice on this issue.

First, you need to have a competent barber.
How to Pick a Barber

Then, you need to know how to tell the barber what you want.
Get the Perfect Haircut: How to Talk to Your Barber

And if you want some of that classic style, here's some tips.
The Mad Men Guide to a Manly Haircut

Darmak

Alternatively: the best haircut for a man is a mohawk

godelsrotatinguniverse

some of my friends cut their own hair and it looks great.

i mean it looks like they cut it themselves. but that can be a good look.

Casually Hardcore

Projeck

Charles Kinbote wrote:

The best gentleman hair is short on the sides and a little longer on top. The longer on top, the more "stylish," up to maybe where you could pull your hair down to your mouth in front. The shorter on the sides, the more "hip"

Every handsome dude from jimmy stewart to Modern Movie Star wears some variant on this

i came here to post this same thing

IpseDixit

Metzger Meister wrote:

obvious answer is the pompadour.

:^:

Tallahasseeriel

Centipede Damascus wrote:

As usual, the Art of Manliness has good advice on this issue.

First, you need to have a competent barber.
How to Pick a Barber

Then, you need to know how to tell the barber what you want.
Get the Perfect Haircut: How to Talk to Your Barber

And if you want some of that classic style, here's some tips.
The Mad Men Guide to a Manly Haircut

Oh man those first two are really helpful.

Every time I go to some salon I end up with a different look.

I gotta find a barber shop now.

godelsrotatinguniverse

i need to get my headflanks trimmed

Tallahasseeriel

Oh man, there is a barber shop right by my house too, gonna go check it out this month.

Dark Raven X

I generally just leave my hair alone until I need to look good for some reason; ie starting a new placement for university or starting a new job. So typically, my hair is long and messy and doesn't look good. If I go out in the wind, I get baldforehead. Dunno the technical term, but you know what I mean.

But man. 2012. I dunno. Think I'm gonna give shaved a go. Genetics says I'm gonna be bald sometime down the line. Might as well try it on now, right?

Only thing is; I can't grow a beard. At all. And if I'm bald, and have no beard, then... what do I got?

Campion

IpseDixit wrote:

Metzger Meister wrote:

obvious answer is the pompadour.

:^:

Nothin' tops a pomp

Tallahasseeriel

Dark Raven X wrote:

I generally just leave my hair alone until I need to look good for some reason; ie starting a new placement for university or starting a new job. So typically, my hair is long and messy and doesn't look good. If I go out in the wind, I get baldforehead. Dunno the technical term, but you know what I mean.

But man. 2012. I dunno. Think I'm gonna give shaved a go. Genetics says I'm gonna be bald sometime down the line. Might as well try it on now, right?

Only thing is; I can't grow a beard. At all. And if I'm bald, and have no beard, then... what do I got?

a cue ball for a head.

Abracadaniel

I only want to look good when I have to impress some one, the rest of the time I want to look like shit.


This is a terrible, terrible concept.

godelsrotatinguniverse

Dark Raven X wrote:

I generally just leave my hair alone until I need to look good for some reason; ie starting a new placement for university or starting a new job. So typically, my hair is long and messy and doesn't look good. If I go out in the wind, I get baldforehead. Dunno the technical term, but you know what I mean.

But man. 2012. I dunno. Think I'm gonna give shaved a go. Genetics says I'm gonna be bald sometime down the line. Might as well try it on now, right?

Only thing is; I can't grow a beard. At all. And if I'm bald, and have no beard, then... what do I got?

you got a shiny hairless testicle for a head is what

Dark Raven X

Hey, I don't want to look like shit.

I just don't care enough not to!

It's an effort / reward deal. Do I really want to go spend a tiny fraction of my paycheck and an hour of my time looking good for a month? Naw.

godelsrotatinguniverse

lets talk about hot guys

Abracadaniel

you gross

Dark Raven X

And that's why I get the whole bed to myself.

SoaL

tempted to get a cul de sac going

I'd have to find a good hat I like tho to keep the sun from zappin my brain

Dark Raven X

SoaL what why

That's the thing I want to avoid most in life.

Like. If I gotta go bald. I'll embrace it. And I'll go scorched earth. Maintaining that tiny swirl? Double naw.

SoaL

I think it would look funny

PiptheFair

Macro9

YoSoyTheWalrus

Look at my avatar, that is the best haircut

Shorter on the sides with a taper is an acceptable variation

Garlic Bread

godelsrotatinguniverse wrote:

lets talk about hot guys

holla

godelsrotatinguniverse

Keith wrote:

godelsrotatinguniverse wrote:

lets talk about hot guys

holla

hey babeztation

The Geek

I wish I had Nathan Fillion's hair.

facetious

godelsrotatinguniverse

nathan fillion was pretty hot in serenity but aside from that ehhhh

godelsrotatinguniverse

like his hair was a bit different and it was so much hotter than usual.

The Geek

Even if I didn't like him as an actor, I just love the dude's hair.

godelsrotatinguniverse

i bet he has a gigantic dick, though

Liiya

facetious wrote:

Aw yeah, Prince Albert.

Feriluce

godelsrotatinguniverse wrote: »

i bet he has a gigantic dick, though

The hammer and all that.

godelsrotatinguniverse

Feriluce wrote:

godelsrotatinguniverse wrote: »

i bet he has a gigantic dick, though

The hammer and all that.

he just strikes me as a man with a lot of meat between his legs. he has vibes.