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Okay. I don't check the CF forum at all, really, so be sure to tell us when you get your thread set up.
and not going out of my way to make a character that actively subverts the whole premise of pokemon
http://www.audioentropy.com/
let's not go dissing them, now
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I'll be sure to do that, this time.
dead or alive you're coming with me
Oh damn, @Hullis, I just realized your av and sig are from The Dig.
I love that game.
dig it?
They are indeed. I compulsively buy people copies of that on Steam if they haven't played it.
You could say I'm a fan.
I am going be the most amicable giant robot dude
pushes over enemy robot
topples over opposing army like dominoes
Outside the robot: huge nebbish.
Inside the robot: he's like a character from Getter Robo
who had the pterodactyl robot
and normally he was really shy and meek
but if he broke the sound barrier he basically went super saiyan
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Gonna guess this one, since he has the flying dinosaur robot.
Edit: I mean for the "inside robot" bits
thaaaaaat's the one
http://www.audioentropy.com/
“Ugh, do I hate the vagina mouth ones,” crackles a processed voice, as a heavy robot foot slams down on a long-abandoned parked car. The pose of the TITAN it belongs to suggests disdain as it unslings a long rifle from its back, bringing the rifle up to its shoulder and taking careful aim. The TITAN appears to be barely modified from the standard issue, painted in earth tones with the exception of a long purple cape hanging from its shoulders. “Are you in position, Brad?”
“Just don’t take the shot early again.” A voice comes through into the cockpit of the sniper TITAN. The cockpit appears to be a small room, with images from all sides displayed on the circular walls. A tall man stands in its middle, the holographic image of a rifle in his hands, wearing a skintight brown jumpsuit with the words STAN written on the back in white. Maybe this is Stan. Stan raises his hand and makes a “yak-yak-yak” motion, the TITAN whirring around him and the wallscreens showing his TITAN making the same motion outside.
“Stan, when will you learn we can see it when you do shit like that?” Dust falls from the deathly quiet city as a previously unseen TITAN strides forward. It’s huge, dwarfing Stan’s, four elephantine legs supporting a bulbous central mass with three telescoping arms tipped with four pronged claws. It’s crafted of polished black metal, two beady blue eyes on the torso the only indication of which way it’s facing- that is, except for the purple cape hanging from the rear of the bulb.
The monster, perhaps irked at being ignored in favor of predictable, dull character-building squabbling, takes a thunderous step forward, then another, moving assuredly closer to the silver and green towers just visible in the distance.
“Okay big fucko, that’s close enough.” Stan’s TITAN snaps back into aiming. “Brad, I’m taking the shot in three, two, one.”
The laser rifle bores a neat hole straight through the monster’s knee, and nearly as fast as the shot comes another TITAN bounding through the intersection the beast just stepped into. It runs on three of its limbs, the fourth held high with a curved blade emerging from its forearm, and it leaps into a ferocious slash that severs the monstrosity’s leg entirely. It spins in midair and lands with both legs and one hand on the ground in a totally wicked pose, sliding with the momentum of the jump. Now that it’s still, you can see the lupine features of its head, the face of a wolf stamped in metal snarling at its opponent- and a long purple cape billowing around it.
The disturbingly yonic monster stumbles, what with its legs being entirely neutralized, and falls to the street, its enormous mass sending ripples through both its own body and the city around it. Glass shatters and falls from windows. The beast stirs, and long tendrils extend from the stump of its leg back to the severed limb, pulling it closer, regenerating.
The imposing black TITAN lumbers forward, its legs pounding deep holes in the pavement. It barely halts its momentum in time as it extends its three arms, placing one to the front and one to each side of the large building beside the recovering creature. The TITAN’s claws open and begin to spin rapidly, and a red grid of laser-like light extends outwards from them, joining up and covering the entire structure in a glimmering web.
“GRAVE-” grunts a voice from inside the black TITAN, as it heaves back and breaks the building free of its foundations. The entire building, preserved within the structural integrity grid, is borne aloft by the black TITAN and its telescoping arms, and the whine of stressed machinery fills the street. It moves the building slightly to the side.
“DIGGER!” roars the voice, and it slams the building downward onto the beast. The structural integrity grid collapses as it hits the monster, but the full force of the structure is thrown down onto it, and it is instantly pulverized and pushed deep into the ground with the power and weight of the blow.
The three TITANS gather before the wreckage and stand abreast, each looking down onto it almost scornfully. A thick salmon-colored fluid trickles out from between some crushed I-beams.
Stan’s TITAN leans down, warning the goop with an admonishing finger. “Don’t fuck with the Assault Nobles.”
The three Titans stand upright, sweep up their capes and hold them across their chests, and turn and walk away.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
ugh I'll do it tomorrow
gets things moving, I tells yous
update coming later tonight
fo' sho'
and maybe tomorrow
and probably the day after
because I'm not getting enough attention, dammit
I almost have certified tits at this point
c'mon
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and I also think it's funny that you're saying I have the right idea when I stole it from you in the first place
even though I don't think you actually ended up doing the AIM session game you talked about
http://www.audioentropy.com/
http://www.audioentropy.com/
OH MY GOD MECHS WHAT
WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP
I don't see anything relating to starting points (as in, for character creation).
He might not even know what those stats even mean, yet!
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