Salespeople

DaySleeper

Darth Waiter wrote: »

Daysleeper, if you didn't live in Canada, I would totally hook you up. Sadly, my company isn't allowed to sell outside of the U.S. unless you have a headquarters in the States. Some internal policy that blows goats keeps me out of the best market on the continent.

This shit sucks on the bad days.

edit:

PM me the manufacturer's part number and total cost including shipping and I'll see if I can get you hooked up with another guy that I know at another company.

I appreciate that. PM en-route.

babyeatingjesus

lostwords wrote: »

babyeatingjesus wrote: »

those policies have changed my shopping patterns from the EB Games and Best Buys and Futureshops to Wal-Mart for just about fucking everything I buy.

Wal-Mart doesn't give a fuck how I buy what I buy or how much I buy of it.

They don't want to squeeze every dollar out of every customer, they just want all the customers.

But Walmart rapes babies and sacrifices their soft bodies to the dark gods of consumerism!!!!!

But they don't bug me to get their credit card or their extended warranty or ask me every 30 seconds if they can help me find what I am looking at.

and fuck babies.

tugga

tao, the guy in your sig looks exactly like someone i know

and this someone happens to be the kind of douche to purchase and wear a grill

GABBO GABBO GABBO

I haven't had to work in a week, but already I'm finding myself interested in this genital kicking position.

babyeatingjesus

tugga06 wrote: »

tao, the guy in your sig looks exactly like someone i know

and this someone happens to be the kind of douche to purchase and wear a grill

That's someone's brother.

Rans, maybe?

tugga

hehe, this guy im tlaking about i hung out with during new years

he reminded me a lot of shaggy from scooby doo, but in a really non-cool way

msuitepyon

babyeatingjesus wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

babyeatingjesus wrote: »

those policies have changed my shopping patterns from the EB Games and Best Buys and Futureshops to Wal-Mart for just about fucking everything I buy.

Wal-Mart doesn't give a fuck how I buy what I buy or how much I buy of it.

They don't want to squeeze every dollar out of every customer, they just want all the customers.

But Walmart rapes babies and sacrifices their soft bodies to the dark gods of consumerism!!!!!

But they don't bug me to get their credit card or their extended warranty or ask me every 30 seconds if they can help me find what I am looking at.

and fuck babies.

They are a mere snack to him.

taoistlumberjak

Every time I go into best buy lately, I have someone tail me through the games section
Here's the scenario; I typically go there during lunch. Therefore, I'm dressed business casual (lol). I have a beard, yes, but it's neat, and my hair is well trimmed. I'm usually slightly disheveled, but I've never been a perfectly sheveled person, and working on computers all day can cause that.

That said, why do people follow me around like I'm going to rip them off for 20 copies of Need for Speed: Shit Edition? Do I really fit the profile of someone who is likely to run around town and randomly steal videogames?

I know this is stereotyping the average thief, but goddamn.

Air

taoistlumberjak wrote: »

Every time I go into best buy lately, I have someone tail me through the games section
Here's the scenario; I typically go there during lunch. Therefore, I'm dressed business casual (lol). I have a beard, yes, but it's neat, and my hair is well trimmed. I'm usually slightly disheveled, but I've never been a perfectly sheveled person, and working on computers all day can cause that.

That said, why do people follow me around like I'm going to rip them off for 20 copies of Need for Speed: Shit Edition? Do I really fit the profile of someone who is likely to run around town and randomly steal videogames?

I know this is stereotyping the average thief, but goddamn.

its because you play videogames

crime simulations

you are a bad seed

Ashcroft

Knob wrote: »

see and some jackoff is gonna come in and say 'BUT IF THEY DON'T ASK A MILLION TIMES THEIR BOSS WILL YELL AT THEM IT IS THEIR JOB'

if part of your job is to annoy the living piss out of people and waste everyone's fucking time, then your job is shit. you either need a new job or you need to go home and put the gun in your mouth

Handguns are hard to get here. And I like most of my job, just not the selling bits. And I'm not hassling anyone you faggot, they have to call me, and what I sell would seriously make their lives 100 times easier and they are stupid not to buy it.

lostwords

I liked John Goodman as an insurance salesman in Barton Fink. I picture all insurance salesmen as serial killers now.

Knob

Ashcroft wrote: »

Knob wrote: »

see and some jackoff is gonna come in and say 'BUT IF THEY DON'T ASK A MILLION TIMES THEIR BOSS WILL YELL AT THEM IT IS THEIR JOB'

if part of your job is to annoy the living piss out of people and waste everyone's fucking time, then your job is shit. you either need a new job or you need to go home and put the gun in your mouth

Handguns are hard to get here. And I like most of my job, just not the selling bits. And I'm not hassling anyone you faggot, they have to call me, and what I sell would seriously make their lives 100 times easier and they are stupid not to buy it.

i'm sure you can get that gun if you really try

try borrowing one



it's not like you'll have to concern yourself with returning it

Ashcroft

Some guy shot a bunch of children so now we're not allowed handguns.

I mean, on the one hand yay for less children.

But he totally ruined easy suicide.

DaySleeper

Ashcroft wrote: »

Some guy shot a bunch of children so now we're not allowed handguns.

I mean, on the one hand yay for less children.

But he totally ruined easy suicide.

You don't have bridges or busy highways or Drano?

mcp

taoistlumberjak wrote: »

babyeatingjesus wrote: »

those policies have changed my shopping patterns from the EB Games and Best Buys and Futureshops to Wal-Mart for just about fucking everything I buy.

Wal-Mart doesn't give a fuck how I buy what I buy or how much I buy of it.

They don't want to squeeze every dollar out of every customer, they just want all the customers.

god, it is so true

Also; Dear Miss Apartment person,
If I call and ask for an apartment price, I'm not implying that I want to have all of the community features read to me. No, I can do that on the internet. I want a price for an apartment. No, an apartment price is not a murky thing. It is a simple price that can be given to me without me having to come in and look at an apartment and hear the fucking sales pitch.

Fuck you,
taoistlumberjak

this is so true.

the last time i was viewing apartments this fuck kept me in the lobby of his building for 20 minutes giving me some ridiculous speech.

what are the main points of interest for me? price and size. i don't want to become a whore in my spare time to live here, and i want to be able to fit all my shit in it. simple really.

oh? well, let me tell you about the area.

i've lived in this hood for 2 years, i know about it.

ahh, but did you know...

yes.

well, let me finish.

jesus fuck.

i should have just walked out.

also, i've found that if someone is giving you the run around before showing you the place, the place is probably a shithole.

Ashcroft

DaySleeper wrote: »

Ashcroft wrote: »

Some guy shot a bunch of children so now we're not allowed handguns.

I mean, on the one hand yay for less children.

But he totally ruined easy suicide.

You don't have bridges or busy highways or Drano?

Drano tastes icky. Maybe if there was a strawberry flavour.