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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    The betch who lives in DC: doesn't actually live there, except for maybe in the northwest quarter. Otherwise she most likely comes from Potomac, Bethesda, Chevy Chase, or McLean, Virginia; but if someone asks, she'll say she's "from DC." In truth though, she's only familiar with the average ghetto parts from when she was forced to paint some ugly fucking crack den public school for community service in high school.

    The DC betch is WASPy even if she's Jewish, and she went to private school at Georgetown Day, Holton, NCS, Sidwell (omg, Sasha Obama is like, IN my sister's class) or Maret. For the public school betches, Churchill or Whitman. She whored around with the Landon boys until she realized they only liked her because she was the Most Valuable Slut in their sex fantasy league.

    You can always find a DC betch at her country club, whether it’s Chevy, Kenwood, Congressional, or Woodmont. If everyone in the greater DC area hasn’t been to your country club’s 4th of July party then it’s probably because you’re poor, or a socialist Democrat.

    tears

    in

    my

    eyes

    this is basically gibberish to me.

    but i gather that you are of more moneyed descent than I
    Eddy actually went to Betch State.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    poor person talking

    Dang Ray don't tuck that money under your eyelids!

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote:
    if you are ever attacked by dogs just punch and kick them away

    i could defeat three pitbulls

    not four, but three for sure

    /me punches a snout

  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    chimps rip people's balls off

    and probably eat them
    Then poop them out and fling the poo back at the person.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    would you even be able to fire and reload an m99

    lol

    I changed it to an m90.

    Also hopefully I only need one shot. :P

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    a gorilla's general combat strategy, from what i've seen in documentaries, is to fight for leverage and positioning in an attempt to hurl the other gorilla to the ground and stun them

    a gorilla smashing a human with that kind of force would probably obliterate their entire upper body and piledrive them into the ground so hard that bones would shatter

    i should look up gorilla attacks

  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    would you even be able to fire and reload an m99

    lol

    no need to reload

    one shot, one kill

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    "We made too much money," said Harry. "Yes," said Ron, quietly. "We made too much money."

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    who told me to drink coke zero?

    my review: it's definitely better than diet coke. i don't think it's as close to regular coke as some people suggested, but it's definitely my new soda of choice for when i want a break from water.

    it was me and then some other people joined in

    I feel the same way generally. with food it actually comes close to coke to me (especially out of a fountain, like at the movies... with popcorn :P)

    I enjoy it enough to look forward to having it from time to time and not needing to feel guilty about it.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    who told me to drink coke zero?

    my review: it's definitely better than diet coke. i don't think it's as close to regular coke as some people suggested, but it's definitely my new soda of choice for when i want a break from water.
    once you kind of develop the palate for it and your body stops going NOOO THIS ISN'T SUGAR it gets even better

    the cherry variety is really good too
    I've never liked Zero.

    Then again, I've always been a Diet drinker, so I'm probably just used to it.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Technique trumps all is a great philosophy for scrawny dudes that wasted all their time with tae kwon do

    Technique trumps all is assuming you are studying a technique worth a damn :P

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    Daxon wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    i'm 186 centimeters tall

    my optimal weight 84 kilos

    right now i prolly weigh about 110 kilos :c

    How does one determine optimal weight?

    My plan is that I get to over 70 kg by June this year.

    well i say optimal weight because i looked, felt, and performed great when i was there
    you and i probably have really similar builds. I'm 6'-2". I'm tubs when I'm above 225 lbs or so and look pretty fit 195 land below.

    my goal is 185!

    Mine too! Then I might try to gain more muscle. I hope I fail last.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    i would gladly fight a gorilla

    if we started off about 20 yards from one another and i had a tavor

    Ehhhh....

    100 yards and a M90 or I walk.

    This is a Swedish M90.
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  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    yeah i tried it from a can first and wasn't all that impressed, just a slightly less bitter diet coke

    but then i poured it in a cold glass and gave it a few seconds to aerate

    and i was like mmm dis shit p tasty for 0 calories

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    And if it wasn't for free wifi on this interurban bus, I wouldn't be here talking about monkey poo with Elendil. Ah, what an age we live in.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    gorillas are notoriously weak against flying sidekicks, fyi

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Gooey wrote:
    if you are ever attacked by dogs just punch and kick them away

    i could defeat three pitbulls

    not four, but three for sure

    /me punches a snout

    if one gets a hold of you you're pretty much fucked. unless like, you can man up and fight through a crushed leg/arm.

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Carrot:

    Shave that mustache.

    Now.

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Captain Carrot, you should lose that 'stache. like right now. drop what you're doing and go shave.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Ronya, is that your doggie?

    It is adorable!

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    ronya wrote:
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    lookin' good, man :^:

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Man, I don't like my odds against a dog even if I had like a steel baseball bat or something.

    I like dogs too much to want to fight 'em anyway.

  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-dies-after-secret-4year-battle-with-gorilla,2836/
    According to his wife, Christine—one of the few people who was aware of his courageous struggle—Seaborne chose to fight the muscular, quarter-ton primate in private night after night in hopes of maintaining as normal a life as was possible for his family.

    "In some ways, I'm relieved that it's finally over and David can be at peace," said a tearful Mrs. Seaborne, clutching at a recent photograph of her husband, most of his hair missing after being ripped from his scalp by the rampaging jungle beast. "To watch him seclude himself in that basement every night and know that he was about to be in an unimaginable amount of pain—it just became too much to bear."

    "He fought that terrible gorilla with every last ounce of strength he had, but in the end, David's body just couldn't handle it anymore," Mrs. Seaborne added. "Every morning, he'd look at me with tired eyes and deep scratches across his face, and he'd say, 'Honey, I'm going to beat this thing.' God, he was brave."

    Mrs. Seaborne said she's used most of her husband's life insurance payout to start the David Seaborne Foundation, an organization dedicated to raising awareness of those battling gorillas or other great apes. According to the foundation's website, the growing problem affects one in every 29 million Americans, and one in every 80 Congolese.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    that's not a mustache

    that's just me not having fully shaven

    I'll take all of it off on Saturday

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Boxers have intelligent eyes...

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ChuChu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    Gooey wrote:
    if you are ever attacked by dogs just punch and kick them away

    i could defeat three pitbulls

    not four, but three for sure

    /me punches a snout

    if one gets a hold of you you're pretty much fucked. unless like, you can man up and fight through a crushed leg/arm.

    don't you try to actualize my _j_ joke

    don't you dare, dyna

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-dies-after-secret-4year-battle-with-gorilla,2836/
    According to his wife, Christine—one of the few people who was aware of his courageous struggle—Seaborne chose to fight the muscular, quarter-ton primate in private night after night in hopes of maintaining as normal a life as was possible for his family.

    "In some ways, I'm relieved that it's finally over and David can be at peace," said a tearful Mrs. Seaborne, clutching at a recent photograph of her husband, most of his hair missing after being ripped from his scalp by the rampaging jungle beast. "To watch him seclude himself in that basement every night and know that he was about to be in an unimaginable amount of pain—it just became too much to bear."

    "He fought that terrible gorilla with every last ounce of strength he had, but in the end, David's body just couldn't handle it anymore," Mrs. Seaborne added. "Every morning, he'd look at me with tired eyes and deep scratches across his face, and he'd say, 'Honey, I'm going to beat this thing.' God, he was brave."

    Mrs. Seaborne said she's used most of her husband's life insurance payout to start the David Seaborne Foundation, an organization dedicated to raising awareness of those battling gorillas or other great apes. According to the foundation's website, the growing problem affects one in every 29 million Americans, and one in every 80 Congolese.

    I lost it on the last paragraph

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    That dog knows what is up!

    Alright, time to try a fourth (and final...?) way to make Cafe Cubano.

    I will be back with results shortly.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    hot damn do laser rifles kick ass after using the normal kind

    9 dead aliens, 1 dead redshirt. 4 new promotions.

    Evil, you can be the guy who killed 4 aliens after being shot in the face with a plasma pistol (though you'll be in hospital with fluffy for a bit)

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    you look
    Echo wrote: »

    dogs are the best

    it will never stop making me laugh when they adjust pillows and blankets

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    sister's friend's doggy!

    looking rather contented, if I may say so

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    poor person talking

    Dang Ray don't tuck that money under your eyelids!

    careful dog

    i'm winding up the proletariat lariat

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Variable wrote:
    you look

    8->

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    Gooey wrote:
    if you are ever attacked by dogs just punch and kick them away

    i could defeat three pitbulls

    not four, but three for sure

    /me punches a snout

    if one gets a hold of you you're pretty much fucked. unless like, you can man up and fight through a crushed leg/arm.

    don't you try to actualize my _j_ joke

    don't you dare, dyna

    I'll screw up your _J_ joke if I damn well please.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    Gooey wrote:
    if you are ever attacked by dogs just punch and kick them away

    i could defeat three pitbulls

    not four, but three for sure

    /me punches a snout

    if one gets a hold of you you're pretty much fucked. unless like, you can man up and fight through a crushed leg/arm.

    you just kick them before they get close dyna

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Dara O'Briain was hilarious.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    that's not a mustache

    that's just me not having fully shaven

    I'll take all of it off on Saturday

    You have a nice build, otherwise.

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