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The betch who lives in DC: doesn't actually live there, except for maybe in the northwest quarter. Otherwise she most likely comes from Potomac, Bethesda, Chevy Chase, or McLean, Virginia; but if someone asks, she'll say she's "from DC." In truth though, she's only familiar with the average ghetto parts from when she was forced to paint some ugly fucking crack den public school for community service in high school.
The DC betch is WASPy even if she's Jewish, and she went to private school at Georgetown Day, Holton, NCS, Sidwell (omg, Sasha Obama is like, IN my sister's class) or Maret. For the public school betches, Churchill or Whitman. She whored around with the Landon boys until she realized they only liked her because she was the Most Valuable Slut in their sex fantasy league.
You can always find a DC betch at her country club, whether it’s Chevy, Kenwood, Congressional, or Woodmont. If everyone in the greater DC area hasn’t been to your country club’s 4th of July party then it’s probably because you’re poor, or a socialist Democrat.
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this is basically gibberish to me.
but i gather that you are of more moneyed descent than I
a gorilla's general combat strategy, from what i've seen in documentaries, is to fight for leverage and positioning in an attempt to hurl the other gorilla to the ground and stun them
a gorilla smashing a human with that kind of force would probably obliterate their entire upper body and piledrive them into the ground so hard that bones would shatter
my review: it's definitely better than diet coke. i don't think it's as close to regular coke as some people suggested, but it's definitely my new soda of choice for when i want a break from water.
it was me and then some other people joined in
I feel the same way generally. with food it actually comes close to coke to me (especially out of a fountain, like at the movies... with popcorn :P)
I enjoy it enough to look forward to having it from time to time and not needing to feel guilty about it.
my review: it's definitely better than diet coke. i don't think it's as close to regular coke as some people suggested, but it's definitely my new soda of choice for when i want a break from water.
once you kind of develop the palate for it and your body stops going NOOO THIS ISN'T SUGAR it gets even better
the cherry variety is really good too
I've never liked Zero.
Then again, I've always been a Diet drinker, so I'm probably just used to it.
According to his wife, Christine—one of the few people who was aware of his courageous struggle—Seaborne chose to fight the muscular, quarter-ton primate in private night after night in hopes of maintaining as normal a life as was possible for his family.
"In some ways, I'm relieved that it's finally over and David can be at peace," said a tearful Mrs. Seaborne, clutching at a recent photograph of her husband, most of his hair missing after being ripped from his scalp by the rampaging jungle beast. "To watch him seclude himself in that basement every night and know that he was about to be in an unimaginable amount of pain—it just became too much to bear."
"He fought that terrible gorilla with every last ounce of strength he had, but in the end, David's body just couldn't handle it anymore," Mrs. Seaborne added. "Every morning, he'd look at me with tired eyes and deep scratches across his face, and he'd say, 'Honey, I'm going to beat this thing.' God, he was brave."
Mrs. Seaborne said she's used most of her husband's life insurance payout to start the David Seaborne Foundation, an organization dedicated to raising awareness of those battling gorillas or other great apes. According to the foundation's website, the growing problem affects one in every 29 million Americans, and one in every 80 Congolese.
According to his wife, Christine—one of the few people who was aware of his courageous struggle—Seaborne chose to fight the muscular, quarter-ton primate in private night after night in hopes of maintaining as normal a life as was possible for his family.
"In some ways, I'm relieved that it's finally over and David can be at peace," said a tearful Mrs. Seaborne, clutching at a recent photograph of her husband, most of his hair missing after being ripped from his scalp by the rampaging jungle beast. "To watch him seclude himself in that basement every night and know that he was about to be in an unimaginable amount of pain—it just became too much to bear."
"He fought that terrible gorilla with every last ounce of strength he had, but in the end, David's body just couldn't handle it anymore," Mrs. Seaborne added. "Every morning, he'd look at me with tired eyes and deep scratches across his face, and he'd say, 'Honey, I'm going to beat this thing.' God, he was brave."
Mrs. Seaborne said she's used most of her husband's life insurance payout to start the David Seaborne Foundation, an organization dedicated to raising awareness of those battling gorillas or other great apes. According to the foundation's website, the growing problem affects one in every 29 million Americans, and one in every 80 Congolese.
I lost it on the last paragraph
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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Dang Ray don't tuck that money under your eyelids!
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
i could defeat three pitbulls
not four, but three for sure
/me punches a snout
I changed it to an m90.
Also hopefully I only need one shot. :P
a gorilla smashing a human with that kind of force would probably obliterate their entire upper body and piledrive them into the ground so hard that bones would shatter
i should look up gorilla attacks
no need to reload
one shot, one kill
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
it was me and then some other people joined in
I feel the same way generally. with food it actually comes close to coke to me (especially out of a fountain, like at the movies... with popcorn :P)
I enjoy it enough to look forward to having it from time to time and not needing to feel guilty about it.
Then again, I've always been a Diet drinker, so I'm probably just used to it.
Technique trumps all is assuming you are studying a technique worth a damn :P
Mine too! Then I might try to gain more muscle. I hope I fail last.
This is a Swedish M90.
but then i poured it in a cold glass and gave it a few seconds to aerate
and i was like mmm dis shit p tasty for 0 calories
hairy nipple alert
if one gets a hold of you you're pretty much fucked. unless like, you can man up and fight through a crushed leg/arm.
Shave that mustache.
Now.
It is adorable!
lookin' good, man :^:
I like dogs too much to want to fight 'em anyway.
that's just me not having fully shaven
I'll take all of it off on Saturday
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
don't you try to actualize my _j_ joke
don't you dare, dyna
I lost it on the last paragraph
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Alright, time to try a fourth (and final...?) way to make Cafe Cubano.
I will be back with results shortly.
9 dead aliens, 1 dead redshirt. 4 new promotions.
Evil, you can be the guy who killed 4 aliens after being shot in the face with a plasma pistol (though you'll be in hospital with fluffy for a bit)
dogs are the best
it will never stop making me laugh when they adjust pillows and blankets
looking rather contented, if I may say so
careful dog
i'm winding up the proletariat lariat
8->
I'll screw up your _J_ joke if I damn well please.
you just kick them before they get close dyna
You have a nice build, otherwise.