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  • TejsTejs Registered User regular
    By the way, I had the MOST AMAZING pack of M13 ever last night.

    The rare was Gilded Lotus, and the foil at the back was a Vampire Nocturnis.

    God, that's one sexy card in Foil.

  • DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    It just occurred to me that I *have* a guilded lotus, but didn't think to include it in my deck. Herp derp.

    Also most of my hate for red comes from my affinity for green and black styles. I lose lots of creatures to bullshit like Chandra's Fury. Those sorts of jabs are devastating to early green and most exalted stuff, hence my interest in Fog Banks and counterspells from blue.

    and this sig. and this twitch stream.
  • silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    I LOVE LOVE LOVE Red Deck Wins, I've played it in pretty much every format at some point or another. There's nothing like getting in some quick damage with cheaper creatures, having your opponent stabilize, and then killing them with Cursed Scroll + Lightning Bolt + a Forked Fireblast. Or in current terms, Volt Charging to boost a Shrine of Burning Rage to lethal levels.

  • DiorinixDiorinix Registered User regular
    Fog bank still dies to a chandra's fury or any direct damage spell. Its only immune to combat damage.

    Its odd that you like green dudes but detest red. Red and green have traditionally been strong ally colours. Right now 2 of the "top decks" use red and green as a base for their aggressive strategy.

    See R/G Aggro or Naya Aggro/Pod.

    From the latest SCG Open.

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  • TejsTejs Registered User regular
    I currently play a Goblins deck at FNM, and while I don't go 4-0, it typically can do 3-1. Nothing better than just steamrolling to victory at all costs; it either wins fast, or loses fast.

    4x Goblin Fireslinger
    4x Goblin Arsonist
    4x Goblin Chieftain
    2x Krenko, Mob Boss
    4x Krenko's Command
    4x Goblin Grenade
    4x Artillerize
    4x Brimstone Volley
    2x Zealous Conscripts
    2x Thundermaw Hellkite
    2x Arms Dealer
    Mountains
    ... some other stuff

    It's awesome when you can swing for 8 on turn 3 with 4 goblins, and when you can tap Krenko for tokens with haste when the chieftain is out. Goblin Chieftains have a dangerous job; most dont even live past a turn =D

  • DiorinixDiorinix Registered User regular
    Squeeze in 4 x goblin wardriver over artillerize. Krenko's ability + that guys is bananas.

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  • silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    Oh man, I remember Goblins at the height of the Skullclamp debacle. What an incredibly degenerate deck that was, Skullclamp Goblins. After that I recall there were troubles with Goblin Lackey in Extended, and then Goblin Recruiter into Goblin Ringleader Food Chain combo. Took them a while to work out all the kinks between the good "old" Goblins and the good "new (Onslaught era)" Goblins.

  • GriswoldGriswold that's rough, buddyRegistered User regular
    @Tejs

    Shrine of Burning Rage? Maybe for the 5-drops?

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  • TejsTejs Registered User regular
    Hrm, interesting ideas. I'll try that out tonight with some playtesting with friends. I'd have to go buy the Shrines at the comic book store on Friday (we only really got back into playing around Dark Ascension), but the Shrines are amazing.

  • TejsTejs Registered User regular
    I'm also trying to make a Nicol Bolas (Grixis?) deck, just because I really like the Nicol Bolas planeswalker card. Unfortunately, I dont have the snapcaster mages that everyone else online has, so I'm trying to think of other ideas:
    4x Drowned Catacomb
    2x Sulfur Falls
    4x Dragonskull Summit
    2x Evolving Wilds
    7x Swamp
    3x Mountain
    3x Island

    3x Duress
    3x Tragic Slip
    3x Killing Wave
    3x Disspate
    3x Vapor Snag
    3x Ponder
    3x Searing Spear
    3x Whipflare

    2x Nicol Bolas
    1x Karn Liberated
    1x Chandra
    1x Liliana of the Dark Realms

    2x Gilded Lotus

    1x Griselbrand
    1x Stormtide Leviathan
    1x Balefire Dragon
    1x Charmbreaker Devils

    Im hoping that's enough removal and interference to let me get enough mana out to get my planeswalkers and stuff online. Any suggestions?

  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    Having put a decent amount of thought into the creation of a similar deck, it seems to me that the greatest risk is getting bum-rushed by a swarm of little creatures. Killing Wave is a decent answer, but I suspect that a heavier black investment and a playset of Mutilates might be better. Unless you've got Bonfire of the Damned, because right now that's the best card in the format. Board wipers are vital in terms of staying alive against aggro decks.

    In terms of Snapcaster Mage substitutes, you could try Augur of Bolas, or if you're really desperate, Archaeomancer is a pseudo-Snapcaster for the budget-minded. Oh, and I can't not recommend Forbidden Alchemy, probably my favorite card in Standard right now and an amazing tool to dig for answers.

  • DiorinixDiorinix Registered User regular
    The major thing you're missing for a control deck is card draw/filtering. The reason this is key is that a control deck needs to be flexible to answer a wide variety of threats, so being able to draw more cards than your opponent each game let's you find those pinpoint answers. Instant speed card draw is the preferred method, as it allows you to keep mana open on the opponent's turn and respond with a counterspell or removal on their turn, and then draw cards if they don't do anything that's worth spending a card on.

    Consider:
    Desperate Ravings
    Forbidden Alchemy
    Think Twice
    Faithless Looting

    Second, killing wave is really bad here. You simply will not have the pressure with creatures or direct damage that makes losing life a hard choice for a creature-based deck to make.

    Consider:
    Black Sun's Zenith
    Mutilate
    Slagstorm
    Magmaquake
    Curse of Death's Hold

    Third, your threat suite and planeswalker suite is...subpar. Griselbrand is great, since can draw you scads of cards (if your life total is high enough). Chandra is bad (what are you planning on copying? Searing spear?), this Liliana is ok (draws a card a turn, even if it can only be a swamp) but Liliana of the Veil might be better - handles hexproof, gets value from flashaback stuff, etc. Bolas makes a fine answer.

    Consider:
    Grave Titan
    Consecrated Sphinx

    My recommendations:

    -3 killing wave
    -1 ponder
    -3 searing spear
    -3 vapor snag
    -1 chandra
    -1 stormtide
    -1 balefire dragon
    -1 charmbreaker
    -2 gilded lotus
    -1 tragic slip
    -1 liliana otdr
    -1 bolas
    -1 dissipate
    -2 swamp
    -1 dragonskull summit

    +1 darkslick shores
    +2 blackcleave cliffs
    +2 pristine talisman
    +2 doom blade
    +1 go for the throat
    +1 dismember
    +2 black sun's zenith
    +3 think twice
    +2 desperate ravings
    +1 consecrated sphinx
    +3 mana leak
    +2 liliana of the veil

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  • DiorinixDiorinix Registered User regular
    If you get your hands on snapcasters, an easy substitution is 1 removal spell (maybe the dismember or one doom blade), 1 duress and 1 whipflare. Suddenly every spell that doesn't have flasback gets better just by the merit of having him there.

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  • TejsTejs Registered User regular
    Terrendos wrote: »
    Having put a decent amount of thought into the creation of a similar deck, it seems to me that the greatest risk is getting bum-rushed by a swarm of little creatures. Killing Wave is a decent answer, but I suspect that a heavier black investment and a playset of Mutilates might be better. Unless you've got Bonfire of the Damned, because right now that's the best card in the format. Board wipers are vital in terms of staying alive against aggro decks.

    In terms of Snapcaster Mage substitutes, you could try Augur of Bolas, or if you're really desperate, Archaeomancer is a pseudo-Snapcaster for the budget-minded. Oh, and I can't not recommend Forbidden Alchemy, probably my favorite card in Standard right now and an amazing tool to dig for answers.

    Yeah, I had the same thoughts. I figured 3 killing waves and 3 whipflares should be enough to stop creature rush, with a vapor snag or duress to drop things like Hero of Bladehold from nuking me early. Augur of Bolas is a good suggestion though; gets more more instants and a chump blocker at least. Now I need to figure out what to take out to stick 4x Augurs in.

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    The Fight mechanic, especially Prey Upon, were genius moves in my opinion.

    They gave Green maindeckable removal, but tied it to the color pie by making it dependent on what Green is good at (big stompy creatures).

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • TejsTejs Registered User regular
    I have a deck right now that involves making the Stuffy Doll the fight target. It's basically a ton of Elves with Elvish Archdruid to ramp mana to cast huge X costs for Fireball / Red Sun's Zenith, and then have things fight the stuffy dolls for extra damage.

  • peacekeeperpeacekeeper AustraliaRegistered User regular
    there was a guy at our fnm doing that with green black though, and using phyrexian obliterator

  • TejsTejs Registered User regular
    there was a guy at our fnm doing that with green black though, and using phyrexian obliterator

    That is dirty

    I must do this now

  • DiorinixDiorinix Registered User regular
    Then some targets the obliterator with a wrack with madness and you'll be sad....

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  • NullzoneNullzone Registered User regular
    Put googly eyes on all my token cards

    Y/N

  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    And all your non-token cards. If they're all googly-eyed in the same way, it doesn't count as marking your deck.

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  • NullzoneNullzone Registered User regular
    Oh I've seen it, I think it would just be great to have some in play that way, and tokens seems like a good way to do that. Plus I expect it'll get a good laugh at FNM or the like.

  • peacekeeperpeacekeeper AustraliaRegistered User regular
    wow i just added up my collection folder rares not including my trades or standard deck im playing itd cost me over 1100 to buy from cfb. i wonder how much my lgs would give me for them they are just sitting there.

  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited July 2012

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    Man, fuck Jace. And fuck all of blue.



    I just found my two Curse of Death's Hold. There's my answer to a zerg rush. My Exalted Deck is ready for tomorrow, mwahahahahahaha...

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  • silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    Did an 8 man draft of M13 tonight. It wasn't as bad as I remembered core set drafting. 3-0'ed with W/U fliers, which was pretty good.

  • peacekeeperpeacekeeper AustraliaRegistered User regular
    a lot of people like drafting core at our lgs because it's 'normal'

    some of them dont like innistrad though so take from that what you will

  • GriswoldGriswold that's rough, buddyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2012
    Did an 8 man draft of M13 tonight. It wasn't as bad as I remembered core set drafting. 3-0'ed with W/U fliers, which was pretty good.

    Depends when the last time you drafted a core set was. M10/M11/M12/M13 are miles better than Tenth and earlier.

    It helps that the last two core sets have featured an aggressive mechanic (Bloodthirst and Exalted, respectively) which encourage attacking and reduce the number of ground stalls

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  • VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    Also tied in with Exalted, there seems to be a LOT more evasion dudes running around than normal in M13. It might just be my imagination, but there are a crazy number of common fliers (War Falcon, Welkin Tern, Bloodhunter Bat, Wind Drake, Faerie Invaders, Griffin Protector, Dragon Hatchling, Aven Squire, and Battleflight Eagle) plus guys like Bladetusk Boar, Tormented Soul, Spiked Baloth, and even Giant Scorpion/Deadly Recluse that all have ways of discouraging blocking. Four different common enchantments give at least +2 to power (two of which also grant evasion), two more common enchantments turn off blocking (along with Goblin Battle Jester), and green getting Prey Upon helps one of the traditionally least evasive/blocker-removing colors get in there more than usual. Plus the usual suite of removal and tricks in several different forms.

    And that's just the commons!

  • silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    It was 8th or 9th edition, yeah. Back in white border land.

  • Slayer of DreamsSlayer of Dreams Registered User regular
    Just throwing these out here for anyone else to use. Made them for a friend's white deck that contains a ton of soldier token generators. Enjoy.
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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited July 2012
    What's the point of deckbuilding if monoblue kills everything FUCK. Now I remember why I stopped playing.

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  • peacekeeperpeacekeeper AustraliaRegistered User regular
    thats what sideboards are for

  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    Cantido wrote: »
    What's the point of deckbuilding if monoblue kills everything FUCK.

    What format?

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  • silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    Guessing Standard.

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    I've started brewing a Jund control deck, and it's a blast to play so far. Still trying to figure out when to mulligan, but Faithless Looting really helps in the early game.

    And I'm surprised Mimic Vat isn't seen more often, tonight I largely won a game by snagging a Vexing Devil with one. If you manage to exile a thragtusk with one, that's 3 mana for 5 life and a 3/3 body, every turn.

  • silence1186silence1186 Character shields down! As a wingmanRegistered User regular
    Thragtusk is giving me nightmares of Kitchen Finks all over again. It's so good.

  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    I've started brewing a Jund control deck, and it's a blast to play so far. Still trying to figure out when to mulligan, but Faithless Looting really helps in the early game.

    And I'm surprised Mimic Vat isn't seen more often, tonight I largely won a game by snagging a Vexing Devil with one. If you manage to exile a thragtusk with one, that's 3 mana for 5 life and a 3/3 body, every turn.

    Mimic Vat has a very limited scope where it is good. Specifically, decks with great ETB effects against control decks. In most games, any creature you have on the Vat will be trumped by whatever's next in your curve, so it's only worth the investment when you've got a long time to make a difference with it. As such, it's a solid sideboard card in certain decks, particularly ones built with Birthing Pod in mind.

  • peacekeeperpeacekeeper AustraliaRegistered User regular
    i had 1 in my wolf run deck for a while, eventually put it into the sideboard

    3 mana inferno titan with haste every turn huzzah! :D

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