sex survey

Scudo

Tossrock wrote:

I think all you wasp haters are just afraid of a powerful, self-confident partner-as-equal

you need the submissiveness of the crab to assuage your fragile masculinity

but crabs are the deadliest catch

FAQ

well maybe that's the better question,

you either get to go gay with a crab or have good christian sex with a giant wasp

Matey

Nerdgasmic wrote:

what if there was a tarantula-wasp hybrid

i'm sorry this was the best i could do

Mizuumi

crabs jus cant twerk it like a wasp can

FAQ

Scudo wrote: »

Tossrock wrote:

I think all you wasp haters are just afraid of a powerful, self-confident partner-as-equal

you need the submissiveness of the crab to assuage your fragile masculinity

but crabs are the deadliest catch

haha

natek

can I eat the crab afterwards?

Scudo

FAQ wrote:

well maybe that's the better question,

you either get to go gay with a crab or have good christian sex with a giant wasp

hahaha

I don't know if this was intentional but

Nerdgasmic

generally you eat the crab first, natek

Shabooty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s

if you fuck a wasp

afterwards you could relive that scene

except instead of riding a magic carpet

you ride a giant fucking wasp

Mizuumi

like for real yeah wasps are assholes but im assuming if one is both giant and allowing you to fuck it its probably not gonna be all assholeing out and stinging i mean cmon


and lets just face it wasps are undeniably sexier than crabs

crwth

FAQ wrote:

well maybe that's the better question,

you either get to go gay with a crab or have good christian sex with a giant wasp

gay crab

as long as i'm the pitcher

FAQ

and instead of a magical arabian adventure it's a waking fucking nightmare

Shabooty

imagine trying to sing a whole new world over the horrific buzz of giant insect wings

Mysst

I'll be honest, I'd have to be so stoned it would not matter

Turambar

Both
But never mind the bread, please

Mizuumi

fisted by crabs

Didgeridoo

Now are we talking a giant insect or a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

who am I kidding, the answer is still 'crab'

Scudo

FAQ said good Christian sex

so the insect, presumably

joshofalltrades

Nerdgasmic wrote:

generally you eat the crab first, natek

Actually, the crab is a rare case of having to stick it before you can lick it

crwth

Shabooty wrote:

imagine trying to sing a whole new world over the horrific buzz of giant insect wings

i am shitting myself

Chimera

The wasp.... so long as it doesn't have crabs.

Mizuumi

buncha fuckin crab-fuckers

yr all ded 2 me >:'CC

Nerdgasmic

joshofalltrades wrote:

Nerdgasmic wrote:

generally you eat the crab first, natek

Actually, the crab is a rare case of having to stick it before you can lick it

dang

Mizuumi

crwth wrote: »

Shabooty wrote:

imagine trying to sing a whole new world over the horrific buzz of giant insect wings

i am shitting myself

well okay yeah but how do you feel about shabooty's post

LorctheOrc

i cant answer this question i emasculated myself with razor sharp knives in order to withstand the terrible temptations of goats

Kochikens

I've touched lots of crabs genitals, so I'm pretty comfortable with them and pick crab

Kochikens

FAQ wrote:

well maybe that's the better question,

you either get to go gay with a crab or have good christian sex with a giant wasp

yeah seriously faq you need to balance your fucked up hypotheticals questions better

crwth

Mizuumi wrote:

crwth wrote: »

Shabooty wrote:

imagine trying to sing a whole new world over the horrific buzz of giant insect wings

i am shitting myself

well okay yeah but how do you feel about shabooty's post

double the shit

crwth

Kochikens wrote:

I've touched lots of crabs genitals,

you slut!!

Whyther

Didgeridoo wrote:

Now are we talking a giant insect or a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

who am I kidding, the answer is still 'crab'

The wasp is the girl/boy next door that you meet in sunday school and promise to wait for marriage before sex.

The crab is a biker with a mohawk that is just the right type of dangerous.

Edcrab

Only here could FAQ wake up drunk and make his deviant demands

Only here would it spawn discourse

Maximum

Speaking of goats, I'm gonna have a whole herd right in my back yard for like a month to eat all the brush and shit.

I made a promise not to fuck any though.

FAQ

Kochikens wrote: »

FAQ wrote:

well maybe that's the better question,

you either get to go gay with a crab or have good christian sex with a giant wasp

yeah seriously faq you need to balance your fucked up hypotheticals questions better

I fucking changed it!

and I'm sorry but they're human genitals kochi so you're probably much less familiar heh heh

Nerdgasmic

that was cold, faq

joshofalltrades

If I came home to a giant curvy lingerie-wearing wasp waiting in bed seductively beckoning me closer

I would definitely go get the bug spray

mensch-o-matic

wasps are pretty badass looking so id have one of them. keeping in mind that my preffered sex organ is ice cream

Scudo

plus the crab is used to saltwater so it won't be bothered by me crying

joshofalltrades

Tube, Bogey, Orik

Kill one, marry one, fuck one

DemonStacey

I think the crab would be better sex but the Wasp would allow you to have a giant fucking wasp as a pal.

So I pick wasp.

Just don't break her heart.

joshofalltrades

I mean, as long as we're doing the fucked-up hypothetical thing