Don Your Finest Dirndl! The Webcomics Are Thirsty.

Robcham

never mind that was terrible

maritzac

I love you all

and not the rapey love kind

Kadith

Yeah, I'm the hair pulling king. Who wants a go at me? Hey, you get the heck out of here Yule Brenner/Patrick Stewart/Michael Jordan/Vin Diesel/Damon Wayans/Crazy-Phase Britney Spears!

Kevin Crist

Romanian My Escutcheon

maritzac wrote:

I love you all

and not the rapey love kind

To be fair, we did all wear some very short skirts.

Robcham

rape is the only love some of us know

Robcham

not that I was raped or anything

Aw ronnie you hair puller how could you

maritzac

and when you turn around he's always there, pulling on someone's hair, never even noticing

Robcham

does Ronnie pull pubic hair as well?

the public demands answers

maritzac

And then he finds that M dude and Ronnie loses all his will to live

SabreMau

Romanian My Escutcheon

Burn the SabreMau.

Romanian My Escutcheon

Metzger Meister

I really like that new penny arcade.

SabreMau

Yeah, it's from Friday but I forgot to check it earlier and we're still waiting for most of the Monday updates.

Thetheroo

webofink

maritzac wrote:

does everyone update at 10 pm now, or what

we update at "when the hell ever but almost likely to be mon/wed/fri in some capacity" on account of everyone involved having dayjobs. I don't think it really matters though.

webofink

maritzac wrote:

I love you all

and not the rapey love kind

I don't hate you

ASimPerson

Munkus Beaver

Romanian My Escutcheon wrote:

Munkus Beaver wrote:

Romanian My Escutcheon wrote:

@Centi Well, they pretty much are.

Part of the reason why Anakin falls to the dark side so quickly is because Mace tried to kill the Emperor right in front of him.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH SO MUCH RAGE

WHEEEEEEEEEEERE'S MAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII WIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEE!?!!!?!

No, you're just completely wrong and even though you are completely wrong the actual answer is just as stupid and contrived.

Brolo

Hamfisted plot maguffins was the right answer.

Brolo

Man could you imagine what an actual director could have done with the prequels?

Like if george lucas just decided to hand the project to Brad Bird or Ridley Scott or anybody.

Solar

Irvin Kershner, maybe

Hey, it worked first time

Brolo

crwth wrote:

bloooooooooooooooorrrffff

could the main characters of this be any more insipid

algeya

Rolo wrote:

crwth wrote:

bloooooooooooooooorrrffff

could the main characters of this be any more insipid
yes, people like soap opera drama

Hobnail

People should like better things, like vandalism and crack cocaine.

tynic

it doesn't even rise to the level of soap opera drama.

Nobody is turning out to be someone else's twin brother who was presumed dead in a car accident and then had a sex change and came back for revenge. Nobody is going blind but then regaining their sight at just the moment to catch their spouse cheating with the underage pool boy. Nobody is plotting to murder their aged neighbour and frame up the ex-con living in the next apartment who's trying to go straight by starting a flower business.

At best, QC may achieve insipid-sitcom-drama-on-sedatives. At best.

Eddy

SabreMau wrote:

Robcham wrote:

only in the prequels

let's ignore those

Not only in the prequels. There's a Tython quest where

an old Jedi dude asks you to go talk with a couple of padawans who are suspected of being romantically involved. You go over and it turns out they are. You get light side points for reporting their relationship to the Jedi (where they'll either have to split up or leave the academy), or dark side points for lying and saying they're not dating.

That shit cray

SabreMau

Brolo

oh that is so much better

webofink

I did like that one QC storyline where Martin was sent back in time to stop himself from entering the bar and ever meeting Faye. But he unwittingly sets plans in motion for the evolution of realistic sentient A.I. so that when he returns to his own time, there are uncanny valley type robotoids throughout the neighbourhood, each one insidiously snared with a doomsday device, operated by Martins (now) former house robot, Pintsize. The use of a time paradox and the inevitable Dr Who cameo wrapped the story up nicely while also producing some nice comedic timing.

I thought it was rather brilliant.

Eddy

D-dang. Also I keep thinking qc is moon over June. They should totally do a mashup.

Brolo

speaking of moon over june

looks like the new one is finally up

thank god

HugmasterGeneral

SabreMau wrote:

Hah!

Hobnail

Rolo wrote:

speaking of moon over june

looks like the new one is finally up

thank god

The've managed to take something perfectly wholesome like taking a noisy piss and made the whole situation repulsive

Thetheroo

Jeph Jacques has the potential to do some good stuff in regards to webcomics

If he would ever let QC die

So, never

Brolo

Hobnail wrote:

Rolo wrote:

speaking of moon over june

looks like the new one is finally up

thank god

The've managed to take something perfectly wholesome like taking a noisy piss and made the whole situation repulsive

look just think about how bad a MoJ piss comic could have been and consider yourself lucky that it didn't get that bad

Thetheroo

I tried reading MoJ once because you jerks talked about it so goddamn much

It didn't end well

FAQ

Thetheroo wrote:

Jeph Jacques has the potential to do some good stuff in regards to webcomics

If he would ever let QC die

So, never

people keep saying that, why?

Junpei

FAQ wrote:

Thetheroo wrote:

Jeph Jacques has the potential to do some good stuff in regards to webcomics

If he would ever let QC die

So, never

people keep saying that, why?

Magical thinking.