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Morgellons is real and it sucks.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    who else digs in their belly button like a dumb fat kid (like me) while they pee?

    sometimes i strike it rich

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    AHAHA SUCK IT UNINTENTIONAL

    BEAT YOU TO THE PUNCH

    yeah but...yeah i got nothing

  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    I'm sorry unintentional I didn't mean to be rude

    c'mere

    you know what'd make me feel better

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    AHAHA SUCK IT UNINTENTIONAL

    BEAT YOU TO THE PUNCH

    yeah but...yeah i got nothing

    It's not your fault.

    You have Morgellons.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    stop sleeping on wool covered waffle irons

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    did the forums eat my post about digging in my belly button for lint

    disappointing

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    I'm sorry unintentional I didn't mean to be rude

    c'mere

    you know what'd make me feel better

    w

    what

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    fuck, I've got a headache

    this isn't relevant to anything it just hurts and I want to tell someone

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    did the forums eat my post about digging in my belly button for lint

    disappointing

    I saw it.

    Too beautiful for this world.

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    How can we trust you fables

    you don't even have a face!

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  • fables429fables429 Awesome Registered User regular
    Trust I know the difference between lines from the sheets and these lines...

  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    fables429 wrote:
    Trust I know the difference between lines from the sheets and these lines...

    nope

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    much like my belly button lint

    it gets a burial at sea, every time.

    although i've considered saving it to throw at my sister, see if i can stir up some shit.

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    Veretas wrote:
    I'm sorry unintentional I didn't mean to be rude

    c'mere

    you know what'd make me feel better

    w

    what
    a beta invite

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    ahahahaha neveerrrrrr

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    if that's too much i will settle for "an onomatopeia that sounds like a toothy blowjob"

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    mmmmmthhh mmmahthhh mmmm sclhorp

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Guy.

    If you want to be taken seriously.

    Don't post fluoride in the water conspiracy theories.

    I mean, if it upsets your stomach or whatever. That's you. The rest of us drink it just fine and enjoy the benefits of it.

    Blake T on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    oh my god the forums are collapsing what is happening

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Veretas wrote:
    mmmmmthhh mmmahthhh mmmm sclhorp

    that'll do

  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    if that's too much i will settle for "an onomatopeia that sounds like a toothy blowjob"

    "crwth"

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    if that's too much i will settle for "an onomatopeia that sounds like a toothy blowjob"

    "crwth"

    @crwth

  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    ALL I WANNA DO IS BE A HALF GIANT MESMER THAT SHOOTS PEOPLE WITH BULLETS THAT AREN'T ACTUALLY REAL AND YOU ARE MAKING IT VERY HARD FOR ME VERETAS

  • fables429fables429 Awesome Registered User regular
    Yeesh that's strange my post on Letsrun got deleted... ugh.

    Any ways explain the fibers then...

  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    fables429 wrote:
    Yeesh that's strange my post on Letsrun got deleted... ugh.

    Any ways explain the fibers then...

    We went over this

    Silly Goose Syndrome

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    I am an indigo child

  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    fables429 wrote:
    Yeesh that's strange my post on Letsrun got deleted... ugh.

    Any ways explain the fibers then...

    what fibers

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Gotta be honest.

    If I forwarded that letter to a politician person.

    I wouldn't mark it down as important.

    I would mark it as, it would be good if you could look at this thus month.

  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Shabooty wrote:
    I am an indigo child

    i knew it

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    don't wipe your butt with steel wool

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    fables429 wrote:
    Yeesh that's strange my post on Letsrun got deleted... ugh.

    Any ways explain the fibers then...

    http://morgellonswatch.com/2006/04/11/fibers-are-everywhere/
    Right now you are surrounded by billions of fibers.

    This is perfectly natural, since fibers are everywhere. But if you think you might have a fiber disease such as Morgellons, then you need to able to distinguish normal fibers from fibers that are part of the disease.

    Here’s a quick experiment. Turn your monitor off for a second and look at the screen. Covered with dust right? Look closer (get a magnifying glass if you have one), you will see the dust is mainly comprised of tiny fibers, about 1/16th of an inch long (1mm or so).

  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    This one time I went into a south american jungle and after a night of camping I woke up and there were these holes in my skin arranged in a perfect pattern and

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  • fables429fables429 Awesome Registered User regular
    Ok next time I will not mention flouride, But health is still important.

    I might just use that psychology essay instead.



  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote:
    I would hate to have Morrigan's disease

    Turning into a succubus might not be so bad. Then again, you might turn into a bear, or giant spider, which wouldn't be too bad either!

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    Peen wrote:
    I am just loving that FAQ he linked to.

    "4. Q. Is the DSP for fungus and bacteria, but not to get rid of the parasite?
    A. The DSP will kill the Morgellons parasite under the skin or on top of it.
    http://morgellons-research.org/morge...lons-cream.htm (deadlink)

    5. Q. I have put some DSP in my ears...should I be using the Ecovie instead?
    A. You can get the Eco-Vie deeper in the ear by mixing it with warm water and pouring or spraying it in the ear. DSP is difficult to get deep into the ear. It is good in the external ear canal.

    6. Q. Am I supposed to be taking the colloidal silver orally, or just use it in my eyes?"

    Yeah after reading most of the FAQs

    This is basically the anathema of science based medicine.

    If you have any kind of discomfort it's probably Morgellons and even though nobody knows what causes it or how to cure it, here's how to use every kind of snake oil we can find to fix it

    where can I get this "snake oil", and how much

    if its the only way to cure mangofruitllons I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need it

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    I can see no reason why any part of the human body would produce loose fibres which would then just hang around

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