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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    God Cowboys & Aliens was such complete horseshit
    i can't believe people were expecting different


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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    God Cowboys & Aliens was such complete horseshit
    i can't believe people were expecting different

    It had the dude who directed Iron Man

    Starring Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford and Sam Rockwell

    in an adaptation of a Fred Van Lente comic book

    that sounded pretty great

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Blake T wrote:
    If Thor has a weakness as a film it was the fight scenes. The first was to dark and to fast. The Destroyer wasn't a really fight.

    the end fight was alright though.

    You didn't consider the entire middle part where he was not Thor a flaw?

    I mean I did.

    I loved the beginning of it and I loved the end and I loved Loki in it too.

    But I did not like the adventures of country hick and tiny lady part.
    He was still Thor

    he retained the same personality and attitude

    that is like saying Tony Stark is a different person when he is wearing the suit

    Yeah but, firstly he was in the earthly plane as Thor, but without his powers. So not Donald Blake (who I am not a big fan of either, but regardless).

    The beginning and end was how I wanted to see Thor. All mystical jazz. Not cursing round town with the windows down.

    The movie spent way too much time making fish out of water jokes, which while individually they were funny, to me broke the tone of the beginning and end if the movie.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    God Cowboys & Aliens was such complete horseshit
    i can't believe people were expecting different

    It had the dude who directed Iron Man

    Starring Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford and Sam Rockwell

    in an adaptation of a Fred Van Lente comic book

    that sounded pretty great

    called Cowboys & Aliens

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    God Cowboys & Aliens was such complete horseshit
    i can't believe people were expecting different

    It had the dude who directed Iron Man

    Starring Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford and Sam Rockwell

    in an adaptation of a Fred Van Lente comic book

    that sounded pretty great

    called Cowboys & Aliens

    Sounds like the worlds best B-movie to me.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    God Cowboys & Aliens was such complete horseshit
    i can't believe people were expecting different

    It had the dude who directed Iron Man

    Starring Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford and Sam Rockwell

    in an adaptation of a Fred Van Lente comic book

    that sounded pretty great

    called Cowboys & Aliens
    I am sorry aren't you excited for the Grant Morrison screenplay Dinosaurs vs. Aliens?

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    my only other real problem with thor is that the movie's super powerful artifact thingy is also blue and rectangular and I had just watched captain america before I first saw it

    c'mon guys weirdo alien objects can be different colors and shapes
    but
    they were both Asgardian

    they come from the land of ice and snow
    we saw a ton of asgard
    it was filled with things that weren't blue and rectangular!

    She's wrong about where it's from anyway. Its a Frost giant artifact called the Casket of Infinity Winters.

    oh that changes things completely the similarity in designs aren't irritating at all now!
    http://images.wikia.com/marvelmovies/images/e/ea/Loki_casket.png
    vs
    http://film-book.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hugo-weaving-captain-america-the-first-avenger-cosmic-cube-tesseract-2011-01.jpg

    you're only making my point for me

    like
    they look like the start and end points of a three-stage pokemon evolution

    side-by-side most people aren't going to confuse one for the other but they are both very much squarish and blue and it was a little irking and ugh blank why do you have to make this such a thing stop yelling

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Dinosaurs are not cowboys blank!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Dinosaurs are not cowboys blank!

    everyone knows cowboys and dinosaurs don't m-

    wait that was cadillacs never mind move along

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    They really aren't super similar!

    One is a tiny hand held cube that is also clear

    the other is a fairly large box with handles that is made of icestuff that glows

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Dinosaurs are not cowboys blank!
    Cowboys are still pretty great!

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    I don't remember the Ice-casket thing being that big

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    So as long as were discussing unpopular opinions...

    I liked movie Eddie brock...

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    cowboys fighting aliens just isnt' believable! plus it looked like it was supposed to be taken 100 percent seriously and UGH

    dinosaurs could conceivably stand a match against aliens and I really doubt it'll be played entirely straight

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    So as long as were discussing unpopular opinions...

    I liked movie Eddie brock...

    movie eddie brock should have been spider-man

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Favreau's other movies suggest to me that Iron Man was a fluke.

    Agreein w/dis

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    cowboys fighting aliens just isnt' believable! plus it looked like it was supposed to be taken 100 percent seriously and UGH

    dinosaurs could conceivably stand a match against aliens and I really doubt it'll be played entirely straight
    Really

    that is an argument you are making

    plus, having not actually watched the movie, it looked like the Cowboys get their asses kicked by the aliens and the only dude that can really do any damage is Daniel Craig since he has that doohicky strapped to his wrist

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    So as long as were discussing unpopular opinions...

    I liked movie Eddie brock...

    movie eddie brock should have been spider-man

    Yes, but if he couldn't I liked him being Asshole Parker.

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    cowboys fighting aliens just isnt' believable! plus it looked like it was supposed to be taken 100 percent seriously and UGH

    dinosaurs could conceivably stand a match against aliens and I really doubt it'll be played entirely straight

    Dinosaurs couldn't conceivably stand a chance against us.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    cowboys fighting aliens just isnt' believable! plus it looked like it was supposed to be taken 100 percent seriously and UGH

    dinosaurs could conceivably stand a match against aliens and I really doubt it'll be played entirely straight
    Really

    that is an argument you are making

    plus, having not actually watched the movie, it looked like the Cowboys get their asses kicked by the aliens and the only dude that can really do any damage is Daniel Craig since he has that doohicky strapped to his wrist
    mwah mwah


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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Cowboys versus aliens to me is a film, that when I see it, I am going to have to give it a fair amount of leeway.

    It's a period piece, sci fi action movie.

    There are a lot if concepts in there which makes it a hard thing to do right.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I'll tell you why cowboys vs. aliens is awful
    no will smith

    I mean c'mon it's basically wild wild west + independence day anyways

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    I'll tell you why cowboys vs. aliens is awful
    no will smith

    I mean c'mon it's basically wild wild west + independence day anyways
    will smith would have sold me because at least it'd have been fun

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    Cowboys & Aliens had James Bond, Indiana Jones, Lex Luthor, Wild Bill Hickock, and Walton Goggins in it.

    It should've been great

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    I'll tell you why cowboys vs. aliens is awful
    no will smith

    I mean c'mon it's basically wild wild west + independence day anyways
    will smith would have sold me because at least it'd have been fun

    You are too young to remember Wild Wild West aren't you?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Blake T wrote:
    Antimatter wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote:
    I'll tell you why cowboys vs. aliens is awful
    no will smith

    I mean c'mon it's basically wild wild west + independence day anyways
    will smith would have sold me because at least it'd have been fun

    You are too young to remember Wild Wild West aren't you?

    :|
    i had a mechanical spider toy from burger king, of course I remember wild wild west

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    cowboys and aliens wasn't terrible

    it was, however, incredibly boring, and that's probably the bigger crime

    at least it wasn't green lantern

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    cowboys and aliens wasn't terrible

    it was, however, incredibly boring, and that's probably the bigger crime

    at least it wasn't green lantern
    god

    that fucking movie

    so many problems and I can name like

    maybe one thing I liked about it

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Seriously, why was Kenneth Branagh so amazing in Wild Wild West?

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I can't name one thing that I liked about green lantern other than that I am no longer watching green lantern

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Green Lantern is terrible. Worse then Ang Lee's Hulk but for some reason there are a bunch of people who defend it.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    ryan reynolds is the worst

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I can't name one thing that I liked about green lantern other than that I am no longer watching green lantern
    The only thing I liked was Carol recognizing Hal after like 10 seconds

    cause domino masks are a really dumb thing to use in a film

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    nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    I can't name one thing that I liked about green lantern other than that I am no longer watching green lantern

    The Jet Fighter scene was alright, even if it was shamelessly stolen from Ironman.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    That is one thing I really hated

    the first promo material/footage of it reeked of WB going "Oh hey Iron Man was pretty successful wasn't it?". I mean everything looked like it.

    then in the last few months before release they realized oh shit this is a shitty sci-fi movie isn't it

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    Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    i don't understand what dinosaurs versus aliens is supposed to be or why grant morrison is involved

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    i don't understand what dinosaurs versus aliens is supposed to be or why grant morrison is involved
    He isn't just involved it is his idea

    it is supposed to be a movie and also graphic novel about exactly what the title describes

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    i don't understand what dinosaurs versus aliens is supposed to be or why grant morrison is involved

    i dont understand the former but the latter is because he's a mad genius

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    ryan reynolds is the worst

    FALSE, SIR

    FALSE

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