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People, we must bring back Squeez-Tits.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I like that Vault soda they have now.

    SA on
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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    hawaiians love pineapples

    that explains it

    Whippy on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    They sure love pickin' 'em!

    Hahaha, seriously, I'm the only one in the family that didn't do that. Thank god for living with the white parent!

    Mysst on
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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    pepsi blue tasted like a carebear came in your mouth

    Cosmic Sombrero on
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I like iguana ejaculate

    SA on
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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    honestly, it did kind of have a semen-y consistency

    Whippy on
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    it tastes like mangoes

    SA on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    See, that totally contradicts what my dad said. He said Asians don't like sour things, which is why he used sweet relish in the egg salad instead of dill. That could just be the Hawaiians, though.
    Asians don't like sour things?

    WTF.

    He needs to get his ass... well... ANYWHERE in Asia. Thai and Filipino food specialize in sour, as does some Chinese food.

    Vixx on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    See, that totally contradicts what my dad said. He said Asians don't like sour things, which is why he used sweet relish in the egg salad instead of dill. That could just be the Hawaiians, though.
    Asians don't like sour things?

    WTF.

    He needs to get his ass... well... ANYWHERE in Asia. Thai and Filipino food specialize in sour, as does some Chinese food.

    But do they eat that food. That's the question here.

    Meissnerd on
  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    SA wrote: »
    SA wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Something wrong with Whippy, you guys. I mean...something new. He hasn't mentioned Pepsi Blue yet.

    pepsi blue is without a doubt the single greatest liquid man has ever created

    it is ambrosia to my taste buds

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    r.i.p.

    Describe the taste, whippy. I never had it.

    liquid gummi bears

    it is like that blue mountain dew they sell at taco bell, kinda, except thicker

    sounds interesting


    guess i need to get me a time machine

    I dont suppose this one will make a comeback like Surge did.

    Lardalish on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    See, that totally contradicts what my dad said. He said Asians don't like sour things, which is why he used sweet relish in the egg salad instead of dill. That could just be the Hawaiians, though.
    Asians don't like sour things?

    WTF.

    He needs to get his ass... well... ANYWHERE in Asia. Thai and Filipino food specialize in sour, as does some Chinese food.

    But do they eat that food. That's the question here.

    Oh god I want to facefuck you with a stapler.

    Vixx on
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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Do they still make Mellow Yellow?

    I remember hearing a rumor that the food coloring in it caused testicle shrinkage.

    SA on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    See, that totally contradicts what my dad said. He said Asians don't like sour things, which is why he used sweet relish in the egg salad instead of dill. That could just be the Hawaiians, though.
    Asians don't like sour things?

    WTF.

    He needs to get his ass... well... ANYWHERE in Asia. Thai and Filipino food specialize in sour, as does some Chinese food.

    SEE?! YOU SEE THIS DAD! FUCKING FILIPINOS LIKE SOUR THINGS!

    Maybe it's just him that doesn't like sour. I know I eat the hell out of some sour patch kids, and I'm only half!

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mellow Yellow is fucking awful

    Sars_Boy on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    White people must only have bland food. It's true; the blander, the better.

    Meissnerd on
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    See, that totally contradicts what my dad said. He said Asians don't like sour things, which is why he used sweet relish in the egg salad instead of dill. That could just be the Hawaiians, though.
    Asians don't like sour things?

    WTF.

    He needs to get his ass... well... ANYWHERE in Asia. Thai and Filipino food specialize in sour, as does some Chinese food.

    SEE?! YOU SEE THIS DAD! FUCKING FILIPINOS LIKE SOUR THINGS!

    Maybe it's just him that doesn't like sour. I know I eat the hell out of some sour patch kids, and I'm only half!

    Oh god I know what I'm eating when i go see Black Snake Moan this weekend.
    (I'll be eating Milk Duds when i see Zodiac)

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sour Patch Kids are the greatest food ever

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  • BrokenAngelBrokenAngel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Damn you all for making me thirsty!

    BrokenAngel on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    See, that totally contradicts what my dad said. He said Asians don't like sour things, which is why he used sweet relish in the egg salad instead of dill. That could just be the Hawaiians, though.
    Asians don't like sour things?

    WTF.

    He needs to get his ass... well... ANYWHERE in Asia. Thai and Filipino food specialize in sour, as does some Chinese food.

    SEE?! YOU SEE THIS DAD! FUCKING FILIPINOS LIKE SOUR THINGS!

    Maybe it's just him that doesn't like sour. I know I eat the hell out of some sour patch kids, and I'm only half!
    Sinigang (it's a Filipino soup) is pretty fucking sour. So is kinilaw. Both popular Filipino dishes.

    Vietnamese food can be pretty sour, too. Pomelo salad, man. Makes your lips shrivel up so bad you look like Renee Zellweger.

    (My family is big into the sour and bitter, even though we're Cantonese. I'm the only one of us, for example, who likes Milk Chocolate... everyone else likes the Dark stuff.)

    Cantonese food is sweeter than food from other regions of Asia, but even then, THEIR version of sweet is fucking nothing compared to the kind of sweet Americans are used to.

    That's why all the soft drinks taste different over here.

    Your dad probably bumped into some Cantonese people and assumed all Asians were just like them.

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  • Johnny FabulousJohnny Fabulous burgin' Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Squeeze is a criminally under appreciated band.

    Johnny Fabulous on
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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Sour Patch Kids are the greatest food ever

    The only problem is you cant eat more than one bag or your tongue gets all raw from the sour sprinkle thingies.

    SA on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    We could just go ahead and say my dad's a pussy. I'm cool with that, too.

    Mysst on
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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    We could just go ahead and say my dad's a pussy. I'm cool with that, too.

    You're dads a pussy.

    Cerrius on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    We could just go ahead and say my dad's a pussy. I'm cool with that, too.

    Your dad's a pussy.

    [EDIT]

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. By a your/you're bitch, even!

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hey Mysst

    guess what
    Your dad is a pussy

    SA on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    We could just go ahead and say my dad's a pussy. I'm cool with that, too.

    You're dads a pussy.


    Awesome

    Hahaha, fucking awesome!

    Mysst on
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  • CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    We could just go ahead and say my dad's a pussy. I'm cool with that, too.

    Your dad's a pussy.

    [EDIT]

    GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. By a your/you're bitch, even!

    I went to a public school, alright? They don't teach us proper grammer no more.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    We could just go and eat my dad's pussy. I'm cool with that, too.

    totally how i read that

    potatoe on
  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    BUCK ANGEL IS MYSST'S FATHER

    Homeless on
  • Spectral SwallowSpectral Swallow Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    Sour Patch Kids are the greatest food ever

    Sour patch kids suck ass. You have like 3/4 of the flavors that taste like crap.

    Now sour patch cherries, thats some good stuff. None of the green, yellow, or orange.


    On the topic of Pepsi blue, I have to decline. I try every new soda that comes out and the only ones I remotely enjoy are the Cherry coke/pepsi, and they give me heartburn like nothing else.

    Though I would like to taste the 'new coke' at least once.

    Spectral Swallow on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    We could just go and eat my dad's pussy. I'm cool with that, too.

    totally how i read that



    Potatoe....damn.

    Mysst on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    We could just go and eat my dad's pussy. I'm cool with that, too.

    totally how i read that

    Potatoe....damn.

    i seriously had to go back and read it again because i got confused by the whole thing

    potatoe on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Squeeze is a criminally under appreciated band.

    I brought a toothbrush, toothpaste, a flannel for my face.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Homeless wrote: »
    BUCK ANGEL IS MYSST'S FATHER


    D:

    Dude not cool. I'm eating here.

    B.C. on
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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wimp

    seriously it's just a dude with a vag

    Homeless on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i'd hit it

    potatoe on
  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You know

    I bet Pepsi Blue makes a comeback someday

    It probably won't be called Pepsi Blue, though

    It'll probably be a wacky flavor of Mountain Dew

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I was never a fan of Mountain Dew.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    I was never a fan of Mountain Dew.

    me neither

    i almost got slapped for saying so once

    potatoe on
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Coke > Pepsi

    SA on
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