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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    "Ever wanted to double the weight of your handgun for no noticeable benefit in comfort, accuracy, capacity, aesthetics, reliability, ease of use, or sound suppression? BUY OUR SHIT."

    "YOU CAN ADD A SLING TO YOUR HANDGUN BRO SO SICK"

    ...holsters?

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  • HarshLanguageHarshLanguage Registered User regular
    mojojoeo wrote: »
    Mossberg (they just announced in feb so sonish in stores). They have gone off the deep end. They now have a "zombie" line of guns. You know... for killing fictional creatures. I'm saying where's my unicorn gun?

    Heres a chainsaw shotgun (overhanded cocking)

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    Guns should not have logos like energy drinks'. D:

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    Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The light is now on.
  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Another ridiculous zombie themed object. Only this one is an optic and costs more than that entire shotgun.

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    XPS2-Z_zombie_stopper_600.jpg

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  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Still not approved by the FDA Dublin, OHRegistered User regular
    If I ever see anyone with that had the money to spend on an EOTech get a "Zombie Stopper" variant I will take their guns from them. They are not allowed to have them.

  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    What about the pink digital camo AR-15 "for the ladies?"

    pink-digital-ar-15-eotech-magpul-t-pod.jpg

    So anyways uh BF3

    fucking DICE

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  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Still not approved by the FDA Dublin, OHRegistered User regular
    No words. Should have sent a poet...

  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    What about the pink digital camo AR-15 "for the ladies?"

    pink-digital-ar-15-eotech-magpul-t-pod.jpg

    So anyways uh BF3

    fucking DICE

    I find that less dumb than the zombie guns


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  • TheClapTheClap Registered User regular
    Another ridiculous zombie themed object. Only this one is an optic and costs more than that entire shotgun.

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    XPS2-Z_zombie_stopper_600.jpg

    Why does the Zombie Stopper say for law enforcement/military use? Does that mean civilians cant buy them? Why the fuck would the police/military be using that sight?

  • wakkawawakkawa Registered User regular
    watching that video it's hilarious how long it takes anyone to actually die. They just stare at each other foreverrrrrr.
    ololconsolesolol

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Video drivers seem to have worked, thanks!

    Took out an enemy pilot of a havoc with my M249 (low hover). The gunner fled but I stole their havoc and amazing fun was had!

    PSN: Honkalot
  • ApostateApostate Prince SpaceRegistered User regular
    BigDes wrote: »
    What about the pink digital camo AR-15 "for the ladies?"

    pink-digital-ar-15-eotech-magpul-t-pod.jpg

    So anyways uh BF3

    fucking DICE

    I find that less dumb than the zombie guns


    Having to clear a Barbie Doll factory would certainly be more likely than a Zombie Apocalypse.

  • mojojoeomojojoeo A block off the park, living the dream.Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    You can find those pink guns used very cheap often due to break ups. Cheap AR15's if you dont care how it looks.

    :D
    mojojoeo wrote: »
    Mossberg (they just announced in feb so sonish in stores). They have gone off the deep end. They now have a "zombie" line of guns. You know... for killing fictional creatures. I'm saying where's my unicorn gun?

    Heres a chainsaw shotgun (overhanded cocking)

    Mossberg_Chainsaw.jpg

    Guns should not have logos like energy drinks'. D:

    Yup. Like I said, mossberg is going real wacky with zomby branded guns and tactical cowboy rifles.

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  • Mr.SunshineMr.Sunshine Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    And that's why man invented black paint.

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  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Gunmetal

    PSN: Honkalot
  • That_GuyThat_Guy I don't wanna be that guy Registered User regular
    BigDes wrote: »
    What about the pink digital camo AR-15 "for the ladies?"

    pink-digital-ar-15-eotech-magpul-t-pod.jpg

    So anyways uh BF3

    fucking DICE

    I find that less dumb than the zombie guns


    That convertible foregrip to bipod looks really cool. This game needs that.

  • rRootagearRootagea MadisonRegistered User regular
    So guys, I'm looking to buy my first grenade launcher to bring to my local ammo dump disposal site, and are torn between
    the Milkor MGL or XM25 CDTE. I'm planning on firing HE or HEAT, whichever's cheaper and/or best at scaring the local wildlife.
    After trying my friends FGM-148 Javelin, I was also thinking of picking up a couple AT-4s for practice. So rough estimate, about how many do you guys get through on a daily basis?

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I cannot recommend the XM25 enough! I personally use it for fishing and sometimes when I want to play pranks on my neighbors.

    It's also pretty great when you forgot your keys and are locked out of the house.

    PSN: Honkalot
  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Still not approved by the FDA Dublin, OHRegistered User regular
    Got done with my work early tonight; who wants to shoot dudebros?

  • TheExAmTheExAm Gerrymandered your districts Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Mojojoeo wrote:
    Mossberg (they just announced in feb so sonish in stores). They have gone off the deep end. They now have a "zombie" line of guns. You know... for killing fictional creatures. I'm saying where's my unicorn gun?

    Heres a chainsaw shotgun (overhanded cocking)

    Mossberg_Chainsaw.jpg
    Those are for breaching, the handle helps the user jam the teeth at the front of the barrel into a doorframe to stop it from slipping.

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  • Dug DangerDug Danger Registered User regular
    Anybody on PS3 have a chance to try things out with the patch?

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  • wakkawawakkawa Registered User regular
    Why the fuck do jihadjeeps survive FUCKING TANK SHELLS!

    Oh, I just shot that jeep coming at me at 60 mph? WELL FUCK ME ITS ONLY DISABLED AND THE PERSON SURVIVED

  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    emp123 wrote: »
    Another ridiculous zombie themed object. Only this one is an optic and costs more than that entire shotgun.

    eotech-zombie-reticle.jpg
    XPS2-Z_zombie_stopper_600.jpg

    Why does the Zombie Stopper say for law enforcement/military use? Does that mean civilians cant buy them? Why the fuck would the police/military be using that sight?

    Civilians can buy them.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    wakkawa wrote: »
    watching that video it's hilarious how long it takes anyone to actually die. They just stare at each other foreverrrrrr.
    ololconsolesolol

    Its so bad! I don't know how people can play shooters like that


    EDIT: Geforce 580 get, now I'm $250 poorer

    well ill get it tomorrow, I can't wait for a 7 to 10fps improvement! Also now I need to sell my 560 so I can eat next month

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  • SatsumomoSatsumomo Rated PG! Registered User regular
    To be a bit fair, on the USAS video he's using frag rounds, because I seriously don't believe that they would make it so you need 4 buckshots to kill someone.

  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    Frag rounds are the only rounds that slow the rate of fire, too.

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  • rRootagearRootagea MadisonRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    How to sell cars in America:

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  • SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    rRootagea wrote: »
    How to sell cars in America:

    No that's just Texas.

    Holy shit.

  • TheExAmTheExAm Gerrymandered your districts Registered User regular
    I'm not shopping at that guy's store, he's got really terrible trigger discipline and could conceivably injure me whilst pointing out the width of the rims on the latest Escalade model.

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  • WarcryWarcry I'm getting my shit pushed in here! AustraliaRegistered User regular
    That is fucking terrible form.

  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Oh man thanks to modern military shooters, I bought and tricked out this sucker:

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    It's just a .22 too. I am pretty sure a lot of gun makers and optics guys can thank video games for creating customers like me. Also I guess 10 years of war.


    Regarding PS3 and BF3 patch, I am pretty sure EA has already said it will be best buddies with Sony for the moment due to Activision becoming lovers with CoD on Xbox. The botched freebie of 1943 on PSN was one money hat thing as well as some other franchises awhile ago regarding special content.

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  • TheClapTheClap Registered User regular
    emp123 wrote: »
    Another ridiculous zombie themed object. Only this one is an optic and costs more than that entire shotgun.

    eotech-zombie-reticle.jpg
    XPS2-Z_zombie_stopper_600.jpg

    Why does the Zombie Stopper say for law enforcement/military use? Does that mean civilians cant buy them? Why the fuck would the police/military be using that sight?

    Civilians can buy them.

    Why does it say for law enforcement/military use?

  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    emp123 wrote: »
    emp123 wrote: »
    Another ridiculous zombie themed object. Only this one is an optic and costs more than that entire shotgun.

    eotech-zombie-reticle.jpg
    XPS2-Z_zombie_stopper_600.jpg

    Why does the Zombie Stopper say for law enforcement/military use? Does that mean civilians cant buy them? Why the fuck would the police/military be using that sight?

    Civilians can buy them.

    Why does it say for law enforcement/military use?

    It means exactly what it says. The military and law enforcement use them. Civilians use them too. Colt, the company that makes all of the ARs for the military and many for LE, sells a carbine known as the 6920 (a 16" barreled version that generally people refer to as the M4.) It has many stampings with such things as "Law Enforcement Only" or "SPORTER." They're irrelevant markings.

    Warcry wrote: »
    That is fucking terrible form.

    While it is a .50 AE Desert Eagle, his form is fucking terrible. He's limp-wristing and letting the gun flail around because he's letting all the recoil go into his wrist and not his arm. I'm surprised the handgun even functioned.

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  • DirtyboyDirtyboy Registered User regular
    TheExAm wrote: »
    Mojojoeo wrote:
    Mossberg (they just announced in feb so sonish in stores). They have gone off the deep end. They now have a "zombie" line of guns. You know... for killing fictional creatures. I'm saying where's my unicorn gun?

    Heres a chainsaw shotgun (overhanded cocking)

    Mossberg_Chainsaw.jpg
    Those are for breaching, the handle helps the user jam the teeth at the front of the barrel into a doorframe to stop it from slipping.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waRpvJzBEg4&list=UUEPTp5WMAzjh9mOrKUwRLmQ&index=5&feature=plpp_video

  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Post-patch weapon plots for spread and accuracy courtesy of our good friends at Symthic.

    Image is linked to here, since it's 1223x4037.

    Also, as evidenced by this video, the Havoc now turns exactly twice as quickly as it did pre-patch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OJzfD2Mfac

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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    LOL apparently even after all this time they still fucked up

    the RPK apparently has an extended magazines attachment now, which is a good thing

    but it's a 200 round fucking magazine

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  • Mr.SunshineMr.Sunshine Registered User regular
    So, for the time being, the RPK now has a really big C-mag.

  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Suppression is also apparently much more potent in post-patch BF3 than it is now.

    So basically, 200 round RPK with SUPR spec = LLOLOLOLOLO

    Good fucking job, DICE.

    Supposedly the reason for the absurd RPK magazine is because they took away the MG36's extended magazine option and somehow attributed some aspect of it to the RPK.

    tl;dr dice lol

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    So for whoever still cares, if the shop here can get in line with the prices (including shipping and FFL, obviously) on Bud's, I'll be filling out the paperwork for a Springfield Armories XD 40 (4") tomorrow, and picking it up Thursday. As long as I don't fail the background check for being a darkie.

    That said, buying BF3 might have to wait a little while.

    EDIT: I liked the Glock 23 but the XD felt much nicer in my hand, and I really don't like the trigger-only safety. I know Scat, use my brain etc etc, but I still prefer the safety on the XD.

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  • Mr.SunshineMr.Sunshine Registered User regular
    Suppression is also apparently much more potent in post-patch BF3 than it is now.

    So basically, 200 round RPK with SUPR spec = LLOLOLOLOLO

    Wouldn't that be the case with any 200 round LMG with SUPR spec.

  • UnderwhelmingUnderwhelming myMomIsTheJam July 13, 2013 Registered User regular
    Fairchild wrote: »

    Rule #1. Every gun is always loaded.

    Rule #2. Never point a gun at something you aren't willing to destroy.

    Rule #3. Know what is behind your target.

    Rule #4. Keep your finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire.

    True story.
    Wait why do people hate the expendables again? It looks like a perfectly enjoyable dumb action movie

    It was a great dumb action movie.

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