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The Garrus Owns Mass Effect Thread
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While all of those things are crazy balls
Brutes and Atlases?
You crazy? Brutes and Atlases are chumps.
Why I fear the ocean.
This is what we call the Brute Special, and clearly Zay is terrible for not knowing this.
to this game that is
but really this game ended, for me,
I absolutely adored all the gameplay, and Javik was just amazing, but Joker, of all people, stole the show for me with two things:
other thoughts:
- I was super bummed that Morinth just shows up as a Banshee you kill in London. She was integral to team Space Dicks in Mass Effect 2 and you just kinda kill her and read an e-mail from her, a quick note on the liara's terminal, and that's it. I figured she might've shown up trying to save her sisters, but nope.
- The only guns I used were the Tempest SMG, the Eagle Pistol, and the Geth Pulse Rifle. In between charges was just a constant stream of fire bullets.
- I know this wasn't going to ever work or be considered or do anything in the long run, but I wish I got some payoff for being a complete dick to everyone except the reporter so she'd make me look good on tv. I even banged her lumpy face. I need to be rewarded for thinking outside of the box when it comes to being a jerk. I also wish that, after all the time I spent deliberately cockblocking Joker by telling EDI it is utterly wrong for her to bang him, that there was also an option to romance her.
- having legion dead in my playthrough was actually better than having legion proper, in my opinion. it was so much fun arguing with the VI that yes, he was, for all intents and purposes, legion. that he had to die to make tali jump to her death made me very sad.
- A lot of people make a big fuss over the ending taking away choice and therefore a lot of the things you do didn't matter, it was all a readiness thing and whatever, but I was even more bummed after finding that damn fossil for the citadel guy and locating the elcor military that, I did not get to see even a single second of Elcors with Guns on their backs and Krogans riding dinosaurs into battle in the final cutscenes. I did not do those fetch quests for no damn reason. I wanted to see that, even for a split second. That bothered me more. I am not doing a fetch quest for something stupid to add to my army if I don't get to see it in the end. Especially if it was something as cool as that.
Just picture it. Shephard rolling into battle with Garrus and Javik (the only cool crew members this time around, fyi) and being flanked by Wrex and Grunt on war dinosaurs
and behind them are elcors with friggin' guns on their backs.
I went to a lot of trouble to get all these jerks on my side, and I know it's a big war and Earth is an entire planet, and the actual feeling you get playing the London mission is fantastic, but on the ground, I didn't get to see a dang bit of what I gathered up. None of Jack's troops. Didn't get to see Zaeed cheat death again. Didn't get to see any of that. I amassed an intergalatic army, and though this is Shephard's story, gimme something, man. Give me a payoff for this recruitment drive. Mass Effect 2 did, so why drop the ball on what you already did perfectly last game?
maybe I should try this multiplayer now
Quarian guardian angel right here
picking up the Drell off the floor as he run around blasting dudes
Um so let me get this straight. Boycotts and charity donations in lieu of an online petition are on the same level as death threats (which by the way I'm just hearing about now)?
Okay.
Zay is just marginally terrible at Mass Effect.
TLB, however, is on the level of Space Hitler.
lmfao if you think I'm going to use bullets as a vanguard
Don't push it, hombre.
And not once did I get to push Joker out of his chair and laugh about it
three whole games and not once can I do this
come on now bioware
come on now
using guns as a vanguard
just
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People focusing their frustration into giving to charity are the true monsters.
But fuck you — no, fuck y'all, that's as blunt as it gets"
- Kendrick Lamar, "The Blacker the Berry"
You can, however...
Endgame.
pffft I already did that
You're pushing me, bro.
Pushing me.
You are just a delightful little font of human misery, aren't you?
all my enemies must be tackled and then met to die in a hail of bullets ala rambo IV
just a fine red mist
I'll let it slide this time
I know right
my sentinel is supposed to be basically the devil himself but he is just being way too nice this game
I have been wanting to discuss silly movies with you.
I saw the trailer of battleship.
Liam neeson punches aliens apparently.
Satans..... hints.....
I have been wanting to discuss silly movies with you.
I saw the trailer of battleship.
Satans..... hints.....
The game freezing just before wave 9 on silver was a shame.
What kind of loser does it take to do that
every time I see more of battleship I find it even more hilarious
I hope they somehow work the grid into it
I mean the ships already shoot pegs
I honestly hope they fit in 'You sunk my battleship'.
Wait... WHAT?!
this is not new information
also, regardless of how supposedly bad the ME3 ending is, it has already made all that up 2 or 3 times over with individual scenes. Just finished up Priority: Rannoch. Yeah. Fuck yeah.
I wish I could be surprised by the bad eggs in the Bioware fanbase, but I'm not.
take my credits I need more spectre packs
I want liam neeson to punch the aliens so hard.
Now I'm wandering what scripts Liam neeson has taken a pass on.
Satans..... hints.....
where were these people when fable 3 came out
now that was a fucking crime
seriously
zero scripts
liam neeson passes on no jobs
a bunch
could be because i was expecting just a 20 minute fmv of a fat guy taking a dump or maybe shepard defeating the reapers in a hot dog eating contest
or something
but it was pretty good
Steam
Because after Fable 1 that series took a nosedive.