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We're all going to die!

Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
edited April 2012 in Social Entropy++
So have you guys heard this rumor going around that we're all going to die sometime in December because of dead native Americans or something? Some guy told me this while I was buying cabbage yesterday, and apparently it's this whole internet thing involving this African drug kingpin, Lord Chillydog or something. Have you guys heard of this? Does anyone have proof of this? I'm kinda scared that this guy is going to end the world later this year and I won't be ready for it.

Lord Chillydog:
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No I don't.
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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    Well SHIT.

    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Don't mention chillydogs.

    i'm really hungry.

  • RedDawnRedDawn Registered User regular
    I heard it was solar flares or some shit.

  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    cancelling my plans

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Oh come on now

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    That's racist.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

    are we alive in the alternate universes?

    No I don't.
  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    I will finally become what I knew I already was! A bunch of birds in the shape of a man.

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Neat.

    Gonna get drunk with myself.

    and quite possibly have sex with myself.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    fuck if i know man

    all i know is that 100 years from now mutants will rule the earth, now called Gamma Terra

  • Slacker71Slacker71 subgenius RentonRegistered User regular
    Death of Rats wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

    are we alive in the alternate universes?

    Will we end up with Emperor Churchill?

    Hail Satan!
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Also yeah well yeah

    We're all going to die

    At some point.

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  • RedDawnRedDawn Registered User regular
    Death of Rats wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

    are we alive in the alternate universes?

    Possibly, it's like the Futurama episode with the boxes. I think the one we are colliding with has coin-flips that are the opposite.

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    RedDawn wrote: »
    Death of Rats wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

    are we alive in the alternate universes?

    Possibly, it's like the Futurama episode with the boxes. I think the one we are colliding with has coin-flips that are the opposite.

    There's only the one alternate universe though.

    They wear cowboy hats there.

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    RedDawn wrote: »
    Death of Rats wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

    are we alive in the alternate universes?

    Possibly, it's like the Futurama episode with the boxes. I think the one we are colliding with has coin-flips that are the opposite.

    Well that's a relief. I coin toss to decide most things... which means I probably didn't buy cabbage last night in the alternate universe.

    No I don't.
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    RedDawn wrote: »
    Death of Rats wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

    are we alive in the alternate universes?

    Possibly, it's like the Futurama episode with the boxes. I think the one we are colliding with has coin-flips that are the opposite.

    The Dark Knight was about a half-hour shorter in that universe.

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    The only thing I'm really disappointed about is not being able to finish Breaking Bad.

    No I don't.
  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    RedDawn wrote: »
    Death of Rats wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

    are we alive in the alternate universes?

    Possibly, it's like the Futurama episode with the boxes. I think the one we are colliding with has coin-flips that are the opposite.

    Nah there's only one alternate universe.

    We're all wearing cowboy hats.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Death of Rats wrote: »
    The only thing I'm really disappointed about is not being able to finish Breaking Bad.

    Actually, it's probably the best ending for Breaking Bad.

    or logical ending.

    mcp on
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    RedDawn wrote: »
    Death of Rats wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

    are we alive in the alternate universes?

    Possibly, it's like the Futurama episode with the boxes. I think the one we are colliding with has coin-flips that are the opposite.

    Nah there's only one alternate universe.

    We're all wearing cowboy hats.

    Hey hey hey what the fuck are you doing. You think you're better than me?

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    I would be worried but, like, I'm already a thrice damned barrow wight cursed to haunt these boards for eternity

    so what's the worst that can happen

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Scudo wrote: »
    I would be worried but, like, I'm already a thrice damned barrow wight cursed to haunt these boards for eternity

    so what's the worst that can happen

    It could be raining.

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  • RedDawnRedDawn Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    RedDawn wrote: »
    Death of Rats wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

    are we alive in the alternate universes?

    Possibly, it's like the Futurama episode with the boxes. I think the one we are colliding with has coin-flips that are the opposite.

    The Dark Knight was about a half-hour shorter in that universe.

    I wonder if Christian Bale coin flipped about his scratchy voice or not, I hope so, I would love to see that shit toned down.

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    RedDawn wrote: »
    Death of Rats wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

    are we alive in the alternate universes?

    Possibly, it's like the Futurama episode with the boxes. I think the one we are colliding with has coin-flips that are the opposite.

    Nah there's only one alternate universe.

    We're all wearing cowboy hats.

    What if I'm already wearing a cowboy hat

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Apparently there's an aptly named documentary from the future about what's going to happen:

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    Is it any good?

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    No I don't.
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    well i'm already dead on the inside

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    This is news?

    I knew we were all going to die like, decades ago.

    Steam: evilumpire Battle.net: T0NKKA#1588 PS4: T_0_N_N_K_A Twitter Shirts and such HELP!
  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Scudo wrote: »
    I would be worried but, like, I'm already a thrice damned barrow wight cursed to haunt these boards for eternity

    so what's the worst that can happen

    It could be raining.

    ugh yeah, the humidity really does a number on these spectral shackles that I'm sworn to rattle. fml

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  • RedDawnRedDawn Registered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    RedDawn wrote: »
    Death of Rats wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

    are we alive in the alternate universes?

    Possibly, it's like the Futurama episode with the boxes. I think the one we are colliding with has coin-flips that are the opposite.

    Nah there's only one alternate universe.

    We're all wearing cowboy hats.

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    Neat.

    Gonna get drunk with myself.

    and quite possibly have sex with myself.

    tell us more

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    If one of these gnats lands in my scotch I'm going to be irate.

    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    shut up, rattrap

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    time to find the alt universe where everyone is a bug

    the world of boybug

  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Peccavi wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lFZAyZPjV0

    :^:

    No I don't.
  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    I posted at the beginning of this year that I will strangle anyone who mentioned apocalypse this year, and I mean it. Get on your knees, lean your head forward and choke yourself in my hate filled claw.

  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    RedDawn wrote: »
    Death of Rats wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

    are we alive in the alternate universes?

    Possibly, it's like the Futurama episode with the boxes. I think the one we are colliding with has coin-flips that are the opposite.

    Nah there's only one alternate universe.

    We're all wearing cowboy hats.

    What if I'm already wearing a cowboy hat

    Two cowboy hats. Stacked.

    Or no cowboy hat at all. You're the weirdo in both universes.

    Nothing. Matters.
  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lFZAyZPjV0

  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Oh shit, the time space continuum!

    No I don't.
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    premium wrote: »
    Aphostile wrote: »
    RedDawn wrote: »
    Death of Rats wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    we aren't going to die

    the large hadron collider is going to activate in late fall 2012 and alternate universes are going to combine with this one

    are we alive in the alternate universes?

    Possibly, it's like the Futurama episode with the boxes. I think the one we are colliding with has coin-flips that are the opposite.

    Nah there's only one alternate universe.

    We're all wearing cowboy hats.

    What if I'm already wearing a cowboy hat

    Then you're wearing two.

    Stacked.

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