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This is my fucking State
Talonrazor
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Alaska. Home of the Wild. And home of the most dangerous fucking animals ever.
Moose Brings Down Alaskan Helicopter.
Fuck yes. Montana has nothing on us, goddamnit.
Moose Brings Down Alaskan Helicopter.
The article wrote:A helicopter is not necessarily a match for an angry moose. Instead of lying down after being shot with a tranquilizer dart, a moose charged a hovering helicopter used by a wildlife biologist, damaging the aircraft's tail rotor and forcing it to the ground.
Fuck yes. Montana has nothing on us, goddamnit.
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" Neither the pilot nor the biologist was injured, but the moose was maimed by the spinning rotor and had to be euthanized, wildlife officials said."
It didn't die right away. It ran into a helicopter rotor and was only maimed.
Humans 1 - Moose 0
hooray for us!
Strap a fucking rocket pack to their backs and let them fly around Iraq fucking shit up. We could pull our troops out in a week.
This is really true.
We are all beardy, ugly motherfuckers.
I should tell you the joke we have about our women up here.
What's the difference between an Alaskan girl and a whale?
Oh FUCK! Nice knowing you all.
Watching.
Waiting.
okay so if i sort of fooled around with one of them once how much of a furry does this make me
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Actually, I think just a running herd of them would wipe out most of the desert in the search for water. Then again, moose aren't very tactical thinkers, as has been proven by recent events. I'd prefer to just round up a bunch of rednecks, throw them some red meat and drop them off in downtown Iraqiburg. They won't need body armor because we don't want them coming back anyway.
I dated this girl from Alaska that I swear was genetically engineered. She looked exactly like every other female in her family (which I must say was a pretty good thing) and was incredibly smart just like every other person in her family.
I think she's some lead researcher at John Hopkins now.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Best news I've ever read. Ever.
lol.
There are no women in Alaska.
Like Pitch Black or something. Ohhhhmy.
PITCH BLACK: ALASKA
In the Arctic, no one can hear you scream.
I would pay $9.50 to see this in the theater.
It was the Moose in drag.
She's a were-moose, you just don't know it yet.
I'd pay many rape dollars to see the Moose Vs. Alien version of this, if only to laugh at the plot.
You think this could be the next type of Predator that comes out of deep space? Some sort of moose/alien/thing that hunts only the most dangerous prey which is man?
Mooses without their antlers look like retarded horses.
same thing right?
I... hahahaaahahaaa.... I can''t stop laughing.
Oh jesus.
I find it hard to believe a moose or moose-like creature would think of man as dangerous.
Well I don't know what to tell you.
Beer?
Mooses can't drive Santa's sleigh. That helicopter incident is pretty much the reason why.