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Phallakinetic Finale - Day 9 - WITNESS THE ARMADA'S TRIUMPH

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Oh, and @langly

    Why oh why do you think I'd come talk to you after Spoit revealed that his group wanted to 'tag' the Veteran. Announcing that the group you were going to hand me over to was gone, so I should just get in touch seemed.. silly?

    they were gone, so you were safe? I was going to coordinate with you.

    @Retaba @Segatai @Shabooty (especially) @Wiet @vertroue (though you weren't around) @romanqwerty (though you weren't around)

    GRUDGE THIS MAN . He is the Snake.

    Egos you won. I was going to try and get ringo to hit duna that night. I didn't betray you ever.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    was gonna post a NVM. I thought you were aware of what the Veteran was because of previous games (that is pure village aligned).

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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Taya...you wanted to kill the murderbot instead of sciencing it?

    How could you.

    Are you referring to me voting for you on day 1? I didn't want murderbot murdering all of my science victims or ending the game before I had time to work my magic.

    If you mean Winky then I needed him dead so that Spoit could exit the game.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    anyway though while i died early i'd like to thank you for running the game edcrab!

    it's always really fun to see a big grand game like this where everyone has something going on, it's something i wish there was more of

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I cannot type much atm, but this is definitely a game where I betrayed no one and stuck to my wc above all.

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    38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Ooh, Taya, I wish I had gotten you to Science me. I haven't tried to soft network with you since you tried to get me voted out for saying someone wasn't mafia.

    I stand by my stubbornness in that game. It all made sense in my mind.

    Anyway let's work together next time. I'm not always awful to soft network with.

    Sounds good!

    Also @langly how many people did you copy that message about having to hit people to? Was it everyone?

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    ERROR. THIS UNIT HAS MADE A MISTAKE.

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    I cannot type much atm, but this is definitely a game where I betrayed no one and stuck to my wc above all.

    Dang it, I was posting all over board about how you might betray us or already did or probably would. My apologies!

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    BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    You can't trust that turtle's face.

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
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    AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    Assuran wrote: »
    Thanks to everyone who killed me on night 1.

    I was a Doctor and could heal someone for 5 points of damage a night. If I found someone who could repair my equipment, my heal jumped up to 8 points a night.
    I could also do a 2 point attack each night.
    I had 8 hps.

    Night one I didn't attack anyone and healed myself for 5. Sadly, either I hit 0 before I could heal, or I was hit for more than 12 points of damage.

    As the mafia, each member had a 2 damage attack. We all attacked you night 1. :D

    I suppose I should be satisfied that the mafia saw fit to kill me on day 1. I will take this as a moral victory!

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    HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    i think all that sucks is that after five games, the series ends w the planet being lost to some kind of big bad D:

    dang it village!

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i was gonna reveal as PALADIN BOT on the day of my death too

    jerks

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Baidol wrote: »
    You can't trust that turtle's face.
    or his turtle butts

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    i was gonna reveal as PALADIN BOT on the day of my death too

    jerks
    So were you actually supposed to kill us, paleons, or just cultist paleons?

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Yessss! Despite my screw up the murderbot survived the narration :P

    Here's the PM
    ...the Rogue Mech
    [aka MURDERBOT]
    Life: 20
    Faction: Neutral
    Sub-faction: Chaotic
    Attack: 5
    Armour: 5
    Resistance: 15

    Once the darling of the Domarian Legion's top Enforcers, Unit Munkus was a peerless field agent. He was also a multi-ton robot. In a tragic series of events his partner was murdered... and the normally serene, dispassionate machine suffered a catastrophic system failure. Unfathomable computational power was redirected away from tactical analysis and data retrieval and towards 'S{#af### []as'd# /// RETRY ===

    >>> Rebooting...

    MURDERBOT STANDS READY.

    DESTROY: You may make two attacks each night. If you direct both attacks against the same target, the attack cannot be redirected or otherwise blocked.

    MURDERBOT IS NOT LITERATE: Sadly, you are beyond thoughts of self-preservation. While other mechs can articulate their needs eloquently enough to receive repair, your response to an engineer approaching with a welder is to drop-kick them towards the nearest solar body. You cannot be repaired. While you are immune to psionic damage and associated effects, you are instantly revealed to be a machine by Mindscans.


    Objective:

    Be responsible for more deaths than the Cultist Armada. Deaths where the victim was targeted by both you and the Cultists count towards neither's tally.

    NOBODY. OUTMURDERS. MURDERBOT.

    Heh, so the night I outed myself and was killed rather changed the game :P.

    That was a horrific mistake, but I totally blame the fact that I was trying to phalla on my phone. Basically, I glanced at the vote an hour from vote close and freaked out, and I was like "Shit they killed Munkus when I got him to test the waters, what can I possibly offer them to not kill me?" and decided to out Langly, who had been my closest ally the entire game, because I couldn't come up with a better idea at the time. This was, of course, before I saw the PMs from Langly and Taya offering to use their networks in order to get the vote off of me, and Langly telling me the identity of the players who were trying to hunt me.

    EXCELLENT FORETHOUGHT, MURDERBOT.

    Man, if I had stayed in the game it's pretty unlikely I would've ended up topping the Cultists in kills (hitting The Anonymous without killing him two nights in a row didn't help), but the village could've been in a much better position when all the rest of the Neutrals were gone, especially since I was in a position to get SCIENCE'd by Taya.

    Also, you have a problem ed:

    This is Phallakinetic Finale, but that was way too compelling of a sequel sting at the end there.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    i was gonna reveal as PALADIN BOT on the day of my death too

    jerks
    So were you actually supposed to kill us, paleons, or just cultist paleons?

    i'unno

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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Actually Winky I was trying to help you for the sole reason that I wanted Spoit's team to kill you.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Yessss! Despite my screw up the murderbot survived the narration :P

    Here's the PM
    ...the Rogue Mech
    [aka MURDERBOT]
    Life: 20
    Faction: Neutral
    Sub-faction: Chaotic
    Attack: 5
    Armour: 5
    Resistance: 15

    Once the darling of the Domarian Legion's top Enforcers, Unit Munkus was a peerless field agent. He was also a multi-ton robot. In a tragic series of events his partner was murdered... and the normally serene, dispassionate machine suffered a catastrophic system failure. Unfathomable computational power was redirected away from tactical analysis and data retrieval and towards 'S{#af### []as'd# /// RETRY ===

    >>> Rebooting...

    MURDERBOT STANDS READY.

    DESTROY: You may make two attacks each night. If you direct both attacks against the same target, the attack cannot be redirected or otherwise blocked.

    MURDERBOT IS NOT LITERATE: Sadly, you are beyond thoughts of self-preservation. While other mechs can articulate their needs eloquently enough to receive repair, your response to an engineer approaching with a welder is to drop-kick them towards the nearest solar body. You cannot be repaired. While you are immune to psionic damage and associated effects, you are instantly revealed to be a machine by Mindscans.


    Objective:

    Be responsible for more deaths than the Cultist Armada. Deaths where the victim was targeted by both you and the Cultists count towards neither's tally.

    NOBODY. OUTMURDERS. MURDERBOT.

    Heh, so the night I outed myself and was killed rather changed the game :P.

    That was a horrific mistake, but I totally blame the fact that I was trying to phalla on my phone. Basically, I glanced at the vote an hour from vote close and freaked out, and I was like "Shit they killed Munkus when I got him to test the waters, what can I possibly offer them to not kill me?" and decided to out Langly, who had been my closest ally the entire game, because I couldn't come up with a better idea at the time. This was, of course, before I saw the PMs from Langly and Taya offering to use their networks in order to get the vote off of me, and Langly telling me the identity of the players who were trying to hunt me.

    EXCELLENT FORETHOUGHT, MURDERBOT.

    Man, if I had stayed in the game it's pretty unlikely I would've ended up topping the Cultists in kills (hitting The Anonymous without killing him two nights in a row didn't help), but the village could've been in a much better position when all the rest of the Neutrals were gone, especially since I was in a position to get SCIENCE'd by Taya.

    Also, you have a problem ed:

    This is Phallakinetic Finale, but that was way too compelling of a sequel sting at the end there.

    If you had succeed in killing me, my bomb would have gone off and killed you anyway

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Taya wrote: »
    38thDoe wrote: »
    Ooh, Taya, I wish I had gotten you to Science me. I haven't tried to soft network with you since you tried to get me voted out for saying someone wasn't mafia.

    I stand by my stubbornness in that game. It all made sense in my mind.

    Anyway let's work together next time. I'm not always awful to soft network with.

    Sounds good!

    Also @langly how many people did you copy that message about having to hit people to? Was it everyone?

    Just about.

    Also @dunadan , my pm to you was completely on the level. We only had to hit you, and we already had, so I was ready to work with you if you had a wc that wasn't killing the mafia.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Oh wait he has a number name oh well

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    Actually Winky I was trying to help you for the sole reason that I wanted Spoit's team to kill you.
    Spoit wrote: »
    If you had succeed in killing me, my bomb would have gone off and killed you anyway

    Oh.

    Well these things would've made me less confident.

    How much damage was I dealt on the night I died?

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    019, langly

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Spoit I didn't give him your name until after vote close. I told him anon before in order to get him to back down. I knew anon was dying anyway.

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    InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Anialos wrote: »
    I'm just scratching my head on why during all the time Ringo delayed, he didn't send me or Cythraul a PM, or...reveal in thread. Sure, you could argue it wasn't necessary, but dag yo. I'd have swapped my vote in a heartbeat and am sure Cyth would have too if we were contacted.

    You and Cyth ignored the voting record.

    THE VOTING RECORD

    @Anialos you guys made a mistake, it's not a big deal unless you refuse to acknowledge and learn from them.

    THANKS EDDY CRABBLES FOR GAME :3

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Someone said that you wouldn't learn anything by day one voting, how wrong they were.

    There was the obvious mafia reasoning (roman) on how to use murderbot.
    There was the obvious neutral-faction reasoning (Phyphor) on why murderbot should die.

    And obviously Wiet was mafia because he avoided the day one bandwagon, basic phalla sense people!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Basically I walked the line of a neutral in this game amazingly closely but kept my word in everything. I think the only person with a clear picture would be @edcrab

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Spoit I didn't give him your name until after vote close. I told him anon before in order to get him to back down. I knew anon was dying anyway.

    Well shit, so you betrayed me first!

    Now I don't feel so bad about trying to out and kill you.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    No I didn't!

    I didn't give spoit your name ever.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Spoit I didn't give him your name until after vote close. I told him anon before in order to get him to back down. I knew anon was dying anyway.

    Well shit, so you betrayed me first!

    Now I don't feel so bad about trying to out and kill you.

    He didn't tell us you were murderbot, you did

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I am being serious when I say I didn't betray anyone.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    you betrayed my heart

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Spoit I didn't give him your name until after vote close. I told him anon before in order to get him to back down. I knew anon was dying anyway.

    Well shit, so you betrayed me first!

    Now I don't feel so bad about trying to out and kill you.

    He didn't tell us you were murderbot, you did

    Oh, seriously?

    Okay now I feel bad again.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Spoit I didn't give him your name until after vote close. I told him anon before in order to get him to back down. I knew anon was dying anyway.

    Well shit, so you betrayed me first!

    Now I don't feel so bad about trying to out and kill you.

    He didn't tell us you were murderbot, you did

    Oh, seriously?

    Okay now I feel bad again.

    We were still trying to kill you before that anyway :3

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    RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    Winky, was I the only one you didn't say "murderbot" to in private?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    @edcrab I really like your flavor text in the murderbot PM. Kudos!

    @Winky I told you not to reveal! I tooooooold yooooooooou

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Retaba wrote: »
    Winky, was I the only one you didn't say "murderbot" to in private?

    I knew who he was because I set up a deal with munkus. I was coordinating kills with him and it is what I used to get the mafia's help

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Well then I wasn't in such a bad situation, granted I don't know how Taya knew/suspected that I was the murderbot, and I'm not sure if I would've lied to her.

    Though, I'm wondering if I wouldn't have died if the mafia hadn't attacked me as well? (unless that cultist barrage was just part of the narration)

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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Spoit and co were going to kill you but didn't know for sure that you were murderbot. That was the reason I PMed you; to try and find out. I needed to know whether or not his team was going to exit the game or not. But the moment I sent the PM you revealed in the thread anyway.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Spoit I didn't give him your name until after vote close. I told him anon before in order to get him to back down. I knew anon was dying anyway.

    Well shit, so you betrayed me first!

    Now I don't feel so bad about trying to out and kill you.

    He didn't tell us you were murderbot, you did

    Oh, seriously?

    Okay now I feel bad again.

    We were still trying to kill you before that anyway :3

    Also I don't know. Luck?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Spoit wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    Spoit I didn't give him your name until after vote close. I told him anon before in order to get him to back down. I knew anon was dying anyway.

    Well shit, so you betrayed me first!

    Now I don't feel so bad about trying to out and kill you.

    He didn't tell us you were murderbot, you did

    Oh, seriously?

    Okay now I feel bad again.

    We were still trying to kill you before that anyway :3

    How hard were you trying?

    20+ damage per night trying?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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