Tube Fucking Playing Hitman Fucking 2 (fucking Japan fucking finished)

Tube

I'm going to be livestreaming myself playing Hitman 2 as a reward to you idiots for donating a bunch of money to Child's Play. Needless to say I despise all of you and you will pay for this come the revolution. The stream will start at 8pmish GMT (12pmish west coast time, if that's not you move to a real place and maybe people will care about your time zone) on http://www.own3d.tv/Tubect assuming everything works which it clearly fucking won't.

Handgimp

YES!

Basil

This is a great day for America, and the world.

Tube

OF COURSE YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST RESPONSE

FUCK YOU

Tube

Who wants to help me test the stream

Sweeney Tom

You guys understand that the instant he finishes, we all are going to suffer for this, right?

Basil

Plainly we're going to need somebody to record this for posterity.

It'll be our very own Christmas Special.

Lord_Snot

Aw yeah.

This is gonna be fucking ace. Except for Tube, obviously, for whom it's gonna be a torturous experience followed by murder.

Fyndir

Lewie P's Stepdad wrote: »

Who wants to help me test the stream

Sure, I can help with that.

Tube

Fyndir wrote: »

Lewie P's Stepdad wrote: »

Who wants to help me test the stream

Sure, I can help with that.

Sweet, can you go and watch the stream and I'll do the stuff and you say if it's working

Fyndir

At the stream page now, it reckons you're offline.

Seems to be live now, hearing audio but not seeing anything, opened up the chat window the stream offers so we can probably continue the testing there to avoid clogging up the poor poor forums.

Tube

Fuck the forums. Are you seeing the stream?

Fyndir

I see it now, it's smaller than the video window the service is offering, like only showing up in the upper left quarter of it.

Can see you flicking through the options.

and hear you telling someone that you hope they die

MulysaSempronius

I only hear music and see menu options

oh wait, that sounded like a sigh?

Tube

Theres no resolution options in this shithawk game

Tube

I increased the resolution in the hope that might help but it runs like heather mills

Fyndir

I don't think the broadcast size / resolution is a problem for people watching the stream, I can see what you're doing well enough to read the options as you were going through them.

I'd call it good to go.

Bedlam

Is there a chat option?

If not do dudes wanna pile into tinychat or something?

Edit: hey an open chat window button, thats helpful.

Edit2: Oh you need some kind of account? eww.

Tube

Fyndir wrote: »

I don't think the broadcast size / resolution is a problem for people watching the stream, I can see what you're doing well enough to read the options as you were going through them.

I'd call it good to go.

How was the sound?

Fyndir

Lewie P's Stepdad wrote: »

Fyndir wrote: »

I don't think the broadcast size / resolution is a problem for people watching the stream, I can see what you're doing well enough to read the options as you were going through them.

I'd call it good to go.

How was the sound?

Sound was good, I would say if the focus is on you speaking the game volumes could probably go down a bit (25%?), but I could hear you talking clearly above the menu music, and hear the person you were talking to in the background fairly clearly too, along with some pot and pan type noises.

Bedlam

Did you close the thing? Im not getting anything now.

Tube

Yeah I closed it, I'm at a dinner party

Aneurhythmia

Lewie P's Stepdad wrote: »

I increased the resolution in the hope that might help but it runs like heather mills

Some streaming programs let you box select an area of the screen to stream, so that you can fill the stream window without requiring certain fullscreen resolutions or whatever.

Tox

All I know is this thread needs to be chatlogged, it is going to be a beautiful thing.

Jasconius

This will be a day long remembered.

Lalabox

Is the reccording going to be saved and uploaded at a later for historical purposes?

Olivaw

Someone, I don't care who, must record this

This must be preserved for future generations

Munkus Beaver

Jasconius wrote: »

This will be a day long remembered.

To Hitman 2, it's just a Tuesday.

Speed Racer

but it's saturday

mensch-o-matic

that is.....3am eastern time oh noooo

i hope it gets saved D :

Kadith

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

that is.....3am eastern time oh noooo

i hope it gets saved D :

that's 3 PM

mensch-o-matic

thats gay like youre face

Rock Lobster!

Also 8 pm GMT is 1 pm west coast/4 pm east coast because of daylight savings time fuckery.

joshofalltrades

Really looking forward to this. If I had any clue how to record a stream I'd volunteer.

Baroque And Roll

own3d should archive them automatically

Kadith

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

thats gay like youre face

that's hurtful

Edcrab

Tube I've got to say I have endless admiration for people who torture themselves for our amusement a good cause

joshofalltrades

Kadith wrote: »

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

thats gay like youre face

that's hurtful

you are face is apparently gay?

Frem

On the one hand, live streams are amazing. On the other hand, I probably shouldn't skip a wedding to watch Tube suffer. So I won't. I will try not to cringe during the food, music, and dancing, as I remember that Tube has been doomed to fight his greatest enemy in a writhing pit made of bugs. My condolences from afar will have to do, on this day of deep despair.

This is going on YouTube eventually, right? Riiiight?

Artreus

joshofalltrades wrote: »

Kadith wrote: »

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

thats gay like youre face

that's hurtful

you are face is apparently gay?

That being the joke

joshofalltrades

Artreus wrote: »

joshofalltrades wrote: »

Kadith wrote: »

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

thats gay like youre face

that's hurtful

you are face is apparently gay?

That being the joke

Actually the joke is your mom