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[Phall]munity: A Hit Mini-Phalla from NBC, Greendale Students/Faculty (Village) Victory!

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  • CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    Village Special PMs
    You are Dean Craig Pelton!

    Mozart.jpgYou are the Dean of Greendale Community College. All you want is to be a good Dean (and maybe a good time with Jeff Winger).  Despite your ridiculous costumes, dalmatian fetish, and almost endless ineptitude, the students of Greendale still respect your leadership.  You are theVillage Vigilante!

    Each night you may expel one person from Greendale. Due to your (not-so) secret crush on Jeff, you will be unable expel him.

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.



    You are professor Ian Duncan!

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    You are British-born professor of psychology at Greendale Community College. While you may have a slight drinking problem, you also have a brilliant psychological mind (or at least the best currently at Greendale).

    You are the Village Seer!

    Each night you may psych-analyze one member of the student body/faculty of Greendale. You will learn their role and alignment.

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.



    You are The Greendale Human Being!

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    You are the "ethnically neutral" school mascot of Greendale Community College, embodying a spirit of inclusivity and avoidance of derogatory stereotype. You will do anything to protect your school.

    You are the Village Guard!

    Each night you may select one member of the student body/faculty of Greendale to guard, preventing them from being targeted with an ability that would eliminate them from the game.


    You are Fat Neil!

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    You are a student at Greendale who is frequently ostracized for being fat. Although the Study Group once saved your life by playing Dungeons & Dragons with you, they've since forgotten you existed. Happily for you, you've found love in the form of of fellow big-boned student Vicki Jenkins.

    You are a Village Mason!

    You start the game allied with Vicki Jenkins.

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.


    You are Vicki Jenkins!

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    You are a Dance Major at Greendale who is continually ignored by her peers. Happily for you, you've found love in the form of of fellow big-boned student Fat Neil.

    You are a Village Mason!

    You start the game allied with Fat Neil.

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.


    You are Alex "Star-Burns" Osbourne!

    You are a middle-aged student at Greendale Community College known for his copious facial hair and sideburns shaped like stars, but your name is Alex, damn it! Years of constant mockery by the Study Group have taken their toll.

    You are [the color=green]Village Busdriver[/color]!

    Each night you may choose two targets. Any powers targeting one instead targets the other, and vice versa.

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.

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    You are Professor Michelle Slater!

    You are a statistics professor at Greendale. You were once romantically involved with Jeff Winger, but he broke it off after realizing he had feelings for both Britta and Annie. You are now seeking your revenge on the Study Group for the humiliation they put you through.

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated. Be careful though, Jeff Winger has his sights set on you.


    You are Vaughn Miller!

    You are a permanently shirtless, earth-friendly mellow student who is the lead singer of a rock band at Greendale Community College. You've had negative interactions with most of the Study Group, from being made fun of for your small nipples by Jeff and Shirley, to being dumped by Britta and Annie. Despite transferring to a community college in Delaware because of their strong hacky sack athletic program, you've returned to Greendale to seek your revenge.

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated. Be careful though, Britta Perry has her sights set on you.


    You are Rich Stephenson

    You are a student at Greendale and an accomplished doctor who is continually friendly and well-liked by Because of this, Jeff Winger hates everything about you. You've spent some time volunteering with Annie and she may have a crush on you.

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated. Be careful though, Annie Eddison has her sights set on you.



    You are Andre Bennett!

    You are Shirley's current (and ex) husband. Although you cheated on her, she took you back after she realized you were going to have another baby together. Although remarried, you're not sure that Shirley ever really forgave you for your indiscretion.

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated. Be careful though, Shirley Bennett has her sights set on you.



    You are Annie's Boobs!

    You are Troy's pet monkey. Since you were set free by Abed, you spend you time collecting items owned by the study group and storing them in a nearby air vent.

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated. Be careful though, Troy Barnes has his sights set on you.



    You are Gobi Nadir!

    You are Abed's estranged father. You wanted Abed to take over the family's falafel restaurant, however the Study Group convinced you to let him study film. You’ve decided this was the wrong decision and have returned to Greendale to exact your revenge.

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated. Be careful though, Abed Nadir has his sights set on you.


    You are Jerry!

    You are the head janitor at Greendale. You are tired of cleaning up the Study Group's messes, particularly all the goddamn paint everywhere.

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.


    You are Leonard Briggs!

    You are an elderly man who is studying business at Greendale Community College.You have a comically antagonistic relationship with Jeff and the rest of the Study Group. You fought in the Korean War for the North Koreans and are generally very weird.

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.


    You are Magnitude!

    Your name is short for "Magnetic Attitude" and you are a student at Greendale who is described as a "One man party." Pop pop!

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.


    You are Garrett Lambert!

    You are a noticeably nerdy and out-of-shape student at Greendale, who usually appears in an exasperated or otherwise intense state. You are tired of the Annie-led movements to "save" you.

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.


    You are Quendra!

    You are a flirty, air-headed blonde and student at Greendale.

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.


    You are Mike Chilada!

    You are a bully at Greendale who gets into a big brawl with the study group before Christmas.

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.


    You are Buddy Austin!

    You a student at Greendale, who, while no one ever noticed you, was a member of the study group's Spanish class taught by Señor Chang. You desperately wanted to join the study-group, however you eventually joined a cooler study group.

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.


    You are Paige!

    You are a student at Greendale who was befriended by Britta because she believed that you is a lesbian. You befriended her for the same reason. Sadly, you both were heterosexual and therefore could never be friends.

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.



    You are Todd!

    You a student at Greendale who takes biology with the study group. Despite being a married Iraq War veteran with a newborn son, the Study Group picks on you to an absurd degree. You remained forgiving and receptive throughout the ordeal, but who knows when you are going to snap.

    You are Village!

    You win when all the threats to Greendale Community College have been eliminated.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    AHAHAHAHh so that was the Vote manip conditions ahahahaha

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    I like how you gave everyone a name instead of just mindless villagers. The take on the mafia with the true love=another kill was a cool idea and it kept the mafia trying to figure out who was who.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Cayrus, I think you had a really balanced mini, with some neat twists that made it feel like community. The love kills were a good idea. It just ended up not mattering because we had a mafia where one member was going to be murdered day 1 no matter what, and the rest were people everyone thinks is mafia all the time anyway. Since we only had one kill to work with, and the network got formed super quickly, we were dead in the water, even though we had good aim on our love interests.

    If sportz had lived for even two or three days, things would have gone a lot differently.

  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    True it helped that after day 1 the village had a solid 3 confirmed people and with Terren keeping tabs on everyone else

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    sportz only won by 1 vote. bedlam was 1 vote on him...

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    JEFFERY!

    Oh, Britta.

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    sportz only won by 1 vote. bedlam was 1 vote on him...
    And if I switched at the last minute from a grudge vote with proof to back it up to a completly random vote that saves one guy and condemns a villager NO ONE WOULD BE SUSPICIOUS and everyone would return to their regular lives the next day and not try to kill second place LIKE THEY FREAKING ALWAYS DO ANYWAY!

  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    i.e. shut up spoit

  • GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Worst mafia ever!

    We knew they were the worst Mafia when they killed me day two. ME. Seriously? :P

  • TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    Cayrus, thanks for running. I had a blast. EXCELLENT use of a great theme!

    Mafia, your proboards are the best thing. I particularly like how it looks like Langly goes mad and starts talking to himself.

    @Langly, Day 7 kill on me? What the hell, man?! I apologised for voting for you and only did it when there was no other choice! Low blow, low blow.

    @Bedlam, I will love you forever for the following, my bestest phallabuddy:
    Bedlam wrote:
    Who the hell day 1s figgy? Thats some fucked up shit right there.
    sportzboy wrote:
    The same person that gets a day 1 bandwagon on their mafia-vig teaamate who is immune to the vig.
    Bedlam wrote:
    Yes it is all complely my fault and has nothing to do with the fact that you've been picking up grudges left and right with people.

    Its a dick thing to say but I'm not sorry. I made the exact same vote I would make if I were village. You can all feel free to grudge me afterwards.

    @sportzboytjw, <3

  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    Great read guys, I had a lot of fun guessing at what was going on from the sidelines.

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    but then I called it off!

    I didn't do it out of spite I thought you might be the guard/busdriver

  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    langlys assertion was that a say or two would have made a big difference. And clearly being one of the ones starting that wagon kept you from being suspicous enough to be seered

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  • TayrunTayrun Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    but then I called it off!

    I didn't do it out of spite I thought you might be the guard/busdriver

    All is forgiven, then. *brohoof*

  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    Langly, we're cool. Mr. Mojo Risin? I have a grudge for you. Just one more day!

    And why am I always a survival neutral? Is this my thing now?

    Fun game. I enjoyed being obnoxious with my posts / votes. I thought about quoting Pierce more, but I was afraid people might assume I was in the study group.

  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    You were most likely next on the block if they didnt hit you Feck.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    But as soon as Cay said the solo remaining I knew you where not it. But then you did anyway

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  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    vertroue wrote: »
    You were most likely next on the block if they didnt hit you Feck.
    If I was mafia, wouldn't I have killed you after you PM'ed me as a clear member of the network?

  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    Oh, and I was wondering why the hell the Mafia wasn't killing Cythraul. It was obvious he was a special with how that vote went down. Glad to see they tried.

    Hadn't considered there was a busdriver until it ran a bus right into my face.

  • Mr. Mojo RisinMr. Mojo Risin Registered User regular
    Yessss my first grudge, although terrendos was calling the busdrive targets.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    AHAHAHHAh oops

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  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    Yessss my first grudge, although terrendos was calling the busdrive targets.
    Terrendos! That's twice!

    One of these days...

  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Had a good time! Never got on the proboards so my role was largely to try and remember to get my guard orders in each night. I fully intended to guard @B:L day 1 but forgot what time vote close was, sorry man :\ Cayrus was making fun of me after that for getting in my daily orders right after he put up narration lol.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    At that point we were only bringing in people that got seered...good thing b/c Langly was claiming the vice dean and he most likely would have gotten in and messed it all up for us.

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    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    I still weep, but seriously, that was like the ubergrudge load right? No more grudges until I earn them?

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    @tayrun

    I really should have tried to get the vote off of me harder though.

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  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    I have no idea whether this was balanced because I wasn't exposed to any of the mechanics being straight up vanilla and not let into the village proboards, but it seems like the village just got really lucky early and that was the entirety of it. Good narrations. A++ would play again.

    I certainly had fun trying to communicate without words though it was pretty frustrating a few times, particularly the Nirya stuff. I didn't actually have a post restriction, but after I did it day 1 I decided to keep going. It's actually what got me suspicious of Langly because a couple times I'm pretty sure he knew what I was trying to say but was not willing to say it for me!

  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    PS it was really fun.

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Fuck you all for not voting for me.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Good game, thanks for hosting!

    But man, we got sooo crippled with losing the vig. That hurt a lot.

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  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    I don't want to claim that victory was all my doing and I was a completely awesome vig.

    But our victory was all me and I was a completely awesome vig.

    The mafia need to learn that you come at the dean, you best not miss.

  • NullzoneNullzone Registered User regular
    Good game everyone, and thanks for running Cayrus! Tons of fun :D

  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    (Admittedly, we got pretty lucky there too)

    Great game, Cayrus, first time I got to have such an important role, had a blast wielding my power with an iron fist.

  • DraygoDraygo Registered User regular
    We got lucky.

    Or was it luck? :winky:
    It was luck.

  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2012
    Cythraul wrote: »
    Had a good time! Never got on the proboards so my role was largely to try and remember to get my guard orders in each night. I fully intended to guard B:L day 1 but forgot what time vote close was, sorry man :\ Cayrus was making fun of me after that for getting in my daily orders right after he put up narration lol.

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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington The Exploding ManRegistered User regular
    This outcome is why I think mafia POWERS for extra kills are a bad idea. Despite the fact I did that in my last mini, they would have gotten something in return should they lose the vig.

  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    REG Rysk wrote: »
    This outcome is why I think mafia POWERS for extra kills are a bad idea. Despite the fact I did that in my last mini, they would have gotten something in return should they lose the vig.

    I disagree; I think it's fine to make someone kind of OP (seriously I could only die to vote) with consequences. I was either basically going to win it if I lived (two kills + loves kills? yea...) or we were in deep trouble if I died quick. We still had a chance, but it was pretty damaging to us, right @bedlam ;)

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    PPS It's even less of a problem in a mini. Worst case scenario, you make a sort-of busted mini. It can't be worse than Isaac! Or a Sportzphalla if you (don't) prefer.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Bedlaming? really?

    Shouldnt it be called sportzboying? Since I only did to you what you did to tayrun.

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