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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    how the hell do they find so many astonishingly good looking eastern europeans to fill gay porn i mean really

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    I only wear my glasses when I need to. Which is usually in class or when I'm driving at night. Sometimes I'll wear them elsewhere, but that's just because I forgot to take them off.

    Leli on
  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    my ex-gf was convinced her glasses made her look terrible

    god fuck was she ever wrong

    she just did not understand

    My girlfriend always takes her glasses off before we fuck.

    I should just tell her to keep them on sometime.

    Man, my girlfriend wears contacts and never takes them out. I really think she would look great in glasses.

    Hell, I love everything about her so it really doesn't matter what she does. She looks good anyway.

    Man, I sound sappy.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    leli, you look good in glasses.

    you too sheri.

    you too smart hero.


    OH GOD SCARLET YES AHAHAHAHAHA

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    man you know i've read up on magnums before this

    I know baby. I know. :winky:

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh lords scarlet

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dude is my hero.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    how the hell do they find so many astonishingly good looking eastern europeans to fill gay porn i mean really

    ugly cop

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    i win!

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  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    how the hell do they find so many astonishingly good looking eastern europeans to fill gay porn i mean really

    ugly cop

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    i win!

    Where did you get my picture from!?!?

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    leli, you look good in glasses.

    you too sheri.

    you too smart hero.


    OH GOD SCARLET YES AHAHAHAHAHA

    Your frames are sophisticated and fit your face well.

    Sheri on
  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh gof. Blue ranger ahoy.

    Leli on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    Machismo wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    how the hell do they find so many astonishingly good looking eastern europeans to fill gay porn i mean really

    ugly cop

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    i win!

    Where did you get my picture from!?!?

    :winky:

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    Oh gof. Blue ranger ahoy.

    no don't ruin the thread damnit

    bongi on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    leli, you look good in glasses.

    you too sheri.

    you too smart hero.


    OH GOD SCARLET YES AHAHAHAHAHA

    Your frames are sophisticated and fit your face well.

    Well you're just plain pretty!

    so there!

    Also that dude...has...like...the beginnings of tusks coming out of the sides of his cheeks.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    leli, you look good in glasses.

    you too sheri.

    you too smart hero.


    OH GOD SCARLET YES AHAHAHAHAHA

    Your frames are sophisticated and fit your face well.

    Well you're just plain pretty!

    so there!

    I was just sayin'. . .

    Also, I sent your scarf today.

    Sheri on
  • MachismoMachismo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well folks. I'm gonna sleep on my couch now. Not because it is sad, but because I wanna.


    I leave you with this advice.
    Safe sex people! If it is down to no sex or un-safe sex, have a hand-job.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    sweet.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited March 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Also that dude...has...like...the beginnings of tusks coming out of the sides of his cheeks.

    yeah i dunno what is up with that

    it is the lighting

    and he is clenching his jaw

    all

    :I

    bongi on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man i don't know what it is, but you and scarlet have been making me laugh a lot the last couple days with your poasts, bongi.

    keep up the good work.

    ALSO SAM FOR FUCKS SAKE TAKE THIS ARMOR ITS HEAVY

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  • JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ok im confused - do you poeple use lube while fucking vaginally? Can you not get your women turned on or what? I dont understand lube unless it's for back-door-exploration-tours.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'll log in momentarily
    Updating my PA Cam.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ok im confused - do you poeple use lube while fucking vaginally? Can you not get your women turned on or what? I dont understand lube unless it's for back-door-exploration-tours.

    Haha, you have a tiny dick.

    Sheri on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ok im confused - do you poeple use lube while fucking vaginally? Can you not get your women turned on or what? I dont understand lube unless it's for back-door-exploration-tours.

    not all girls get wet whenever they want

    Paku on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ok im confused - do you poeple use lube while fucking vaginally? Can you not get your women turned on or what? I dont understand lube unless it's for back-door-exploration-tours.

    What if you are pressed for time

    or you are raping someone

    Seph on
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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sometimes people who are large need lube because no matter how wet, there needs to be a little extra oomph to the gliding power is 68kts, keep in power, check your fuel flow, mixture, master switch, magnetos; aviate, navigate, communicate

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fuck my brain meats

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The heat of the meat is directly proportional to the angle of the dangle

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ahahaha oh god nucsh

    wait does that mean she has a black box?

    :that dumb smiley:

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ok im confused - do you poeple use lube while fucking vaginally? Can you not get your women turned on or what? I dont understand lube unless it's for back-door-exploration-tours.

    It can also be fun if used for massages!

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you know how when you are feeding a youngster and you go all "open the hanger for the plane!"

    that's nucsh's pillow talk

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ok im confused - do you poeple use lube while fucking vaginally? Can you not get your women turned on or what? I dont understand lube unless it's for back-door-exploration-tours.

    The amount of vaginal secretions varies from vagina to vagina. Also different people have different shaped and sized cocks, mainly girth being the issue here, and vaginas do vary in size as well. Also depending on how long a "session" you go for and what activities you partake in, after a couple times in one go you might need to have some lube handy when earlier there was no need.

    This should mainly only be a vaginal issue when no condom is involved (as many condoms already have lubricant on them). I am uncircumcised and as such when having vaginal intercourse without a condom it depends on the size of the vajayjay and its particular ability to lube itself. I have had a time or two when trying to penetrate without the lube or a condom felt like my penis was going to rip in half because of the skin pulling.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think just saying "open the hangar, here comes the plane" would suffice.

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Sex for me just seems to be a lot better when there's lube. For some reason, it makes us more.. wild, I wanna say, than we usually are and it ends up being awesome.

    Leli on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I think just saying "open the hangar, here comes the plane" would suffice.

    :D

    Paku on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Leli wrote: »
    Sex for me just seems to be a lot better when there's lube. For some reason, it makes us more.. wild, I wanna say, than we usually are and it ends up being awesome.

    http://www.wetnwild.com/

    Abracadaniel on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Ahahahahaha

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I love wetnwild

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    For some girls they will be a little wet until penetration and once its in they wet up like a slip and slide. Also some can be tense when first penetrating....





    that's why I like to whisper "surprise" right before penetration in order to lighten the mood and put her at ease.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    COMMAND IVE BEEN HIT IM GOIN DOWN FLAMES IM ON FIRE EJECT EJECT BOGEY ON MY SIX!

    thats when you need lube

    Seph on
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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I talk like that when I'm taking a dump and have the 'roids.

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