Star Wars [Mini] Series: [Phalla] Hunters - Village and Various Victory!

Anialos

Well, I see Cayrus, and I'm voting for Matev.

SaberOverEasy

Good afternoon everyone! Things are proceeding quite nicely today, thanks to the effort and cooperation from everyone. I encourage you all to keep your eyes and ears open.

When I see good people like Cayrus, Anialos, and even MrTLicious, I know there is a power in us working together. Our potential is unlimited! When we finally make our city safe again by capturing the last of the jedi, we will accomplish amazing things.

I look forward to our victory!

kime

Have I told you, SaberOverEasy, how much I adore working under you?

And how boring you make the day -.-

There's no other Phalla going on and you killed half the day. *bashes head against table*

Anialos

Aww...poor Kime. I can hear your cries of pain all the way over here.

SaberOverEasy

Kime, just think of it as promoting phalla/life balance. Some days you sit around plotting death and destruction, others you get to go outside and ride your bike. Sometimes you strap your headphones on and do tough negotiations, others you strap on your shinguards and play some soccer.

Today, we get a nice boring day of jedi slaughter.

Cayrus

I'm glad to post after both Anialos and kime, two of my favorite phalla players and seemingly some of the best.

Matev

Those who have ears, hear me! (especially you Saber) though I may turned over to dark lords, it will not be in vain! I cannot hope to save my mind from their ministrations, so I ask you to please, search for others in our midst who would seek to corrupt and destroy us through their inaction!

SaberOverEasy

Matev wrote: »

Those who have ears, hear me! (especially you Saber) though I may turned over to dark lords, it will not be in vain! I cannot hope to save my mind from their ministrations, so I ask you to please, search for others in our midst who would seek to corrupt and destroy us through their inaction!

I hear you Matev. I just don't listen to the outed baddie.

Matev

How am I outed? Merely on you word, which could've easily pointed to anyone else. Your technique is excellent, but it takes more than a man at the head of a mob to put me down. I refuse to see things your way and go quietly onto that shuttle. I am innocent, and I shall be vindicated!

SaberOverEasy

Matev wrote: »

You silly geesee. (especially you INANTP) you'll accomplish nothing with my death. Minds are guarded, and our Sith are vanquished. If you think that my blood will appease the dark lords and bring us victory, do your worst.

I dunno. This seemed kinda reveal-y

SaberOverEasy

I mean, I get that you're trying to get me to give a better reason so that the other jedi can avoid being caught.

It's just not going to work.

Matev

Not really, a reveal would have way more drama coming from me, I just hate idea of days wasted on bandwagons Saber

SaberOverEasy

Well, then you should contact me in private, tell me why you think I'm bandwagoning you, then tell me why I'm wrong.

SaberOverEasy

Hint: Saying "Because I'm a jedi" is the right answer. But it probably won't help you a ton.

SaberOverEasy

While Matev is thinking about things, I'd like the brighten up the thread with a bit more activity. Nothing is worse than a boring phalla!

I'm still fairly new around here, but I really enjoy phalla. I'm also a bit of a nerd and I have been known to read old phalla games. So my question to everyone is: What's the most fun you've had in a phalla game? Which game do you still remember with a smile long after it's been finished?

The original Phallance holds a dear place in my heart (it was my first time after all), but my favorite time playing phalla is INANTP's [Phalla] of Cables. It was the first time I really got deep into a game and won. I stumbled upon the info brokering that I really enjoy, and the writing was truly epic. I got to interact with everyone, and had a ton of fun.

So what about you?

Matev

Well, to put it bluntly, duh, why else? I just felt it I should to these vicious accusations and not give in like others have. It's boring, dumb, and results in nothing getting done. At least I'm trying to buy a snowball's chance on mustafar for myself.

Anialos

My favorites were MrT's Majora's Mask phalla, and INANTP's dual reality phalla. Had tons of fun in both of those.

kime

Well, SaberOverEasy... The two that I remember off the top of my head are @Edcrab's first Phallakinetic mini, in which I was part of a small Domarian squad, and then we died/killed ourselves and came back as a giant, unstoppable killing mech. We got a long, epic, separate narration just describing our entrance. Good times...

The other one I remember more of the mechanic that really caught my mind, and I think it was..... @cj iwakura's game? Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya themed maybe? In it, if we got enough people to spread a rumor, then whatever the rumor was would come true. I made so many PMs with that...

That actually spawned some of my own game design ideas...

SaberOverEasy

Matev wrote: »

Well, to put it bluntly, duh, why else? I just felt it I should to these vicious accusations and not give in like others have. It's boring, dumb, and results in nothing getting done. At least I'm trying to buy a snowball's chance on mustafar for myself.

Good! I'm glad we've finally got a mafia with some fight!

I've got some very strong reasons and theories that lead me to your being a jedi. In the unlikely event that I'm wrong, I will explain them in excruciating detail to the thread. In the even that I'm right, not revealing them now means the other jedi aren't positive if I know who they are or if I'm bluffing. That forces them to continue to post in the thread. Which is good. Should I be wrong, we still have another days worth of VIMs to look at and we'll have some better information.

SaberOverEasy

kime wrote: »

Well, SaberOverEasy... The two that I remember off the top of my head are Edcrab's first Phallakinetic mini, in which I was part of a small Domarian squad, and then we died/killed ourselves and came back as a giant, unstoppable killing mech. We got a long, epic, separate narration just describing our entrance. Good times...

The other one I remember more of the mechanic that really caught my mind, and I think it was..... "cj iwakura"'s game? Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya themed maybe? In it, if we got enough people to spread a rumor, then whatever the rumor was would come true. I made so many PMs with that...

That actually spawned some of my own game design ideas...

I think the phallakinetic series has been my favorite ones to read. I almost signed up for Finale, but was travelling the weekend it started and ended up pushing things back to the next one.

tzeentchling

One of my favorites was the first time I was a mafia, in Avatar: The Last Phallabender. As the thrall that got invited to the village proboard, that game was probably disappointing for the village but great fun for me and the other mafia!

Also, vigilantes/bounty hunters - I don't really mind dying since I can't contribute too much to the village anymore, but I ask that you hold off collecting the bounty on TRV and I until at least next turn. With me having lost my powers, you are the only vigs left, and our best chance for hitting more Jedi.

Baidol

The very first time I was a village special was pretty funny. I was a guard in the Kamen Rider phalla but, due to the host not realizing certain conditions had, in fact, not been met, the mafia got a guard-breaking kill on Day 2, resulting in every single one of my guard targets being killed each night afterwards. On the second-to-last day, I got promoted to a vig, bringing one last hope to the village. Unfortunately, Phyphor had used his position as a mafia seer to become an evil mastermind and form a "village network". I almost managed to turn the vote against him when he tried to vote me out, but it would not have mattered, because my vig target was not the last mafia.

In fact, the last mafioso had been inactive the day before and I had assumed that a mafioso would not go inactive so late in the game.

And that is why I hate phalla inactivity in villagers.

Anialos

Yes, seeing an inactive village makes me sad too Baidol.

38thDoe

Hmm.

Baidol wrote: »

The very first time I was a village special was pretty funny. I was a guard in the Kamen Rider phalla but, due to the host not realizing certain conditions had, in fact, not been met, the mafia got a guard-breaking kill on Day 2, resulting in every single one of my guard targets being killed each night afterwards. On the second-to-last day, I got promoted to a vig, bringing one last hope to the village. Unfortunately, Phyphor had used his position as a mafia seer to become an evil mastermind and form a "village network". I almost managed to turn the vote against him when he tried to vote me out, but it would not have mattered, because my vig target was not the last mafia.

In fact, the last mafioso had been inactive the day before and I had assumed that a mafioso would not go inactive so late in the game.

And that is why I hate phalla inactivity in villagers.

Cough cough.... That game was not my proudest moment.

MrTLicious

38thdoe, I am the all-seeing eye.

Teucrian

Kill, blast, destroy, flame, bomb, fire, shoot, drop piano on head, vig, death, slay, murder, burn, light up, ice. . . . Mrtlicious

Sorry bud. Got a tip.

Cayrus

New page, let's hear it for Teucrian.

Also, does anyone want to loan me some credits?

Anialos

Ah, Teucrian, nice to see you.

Cayrus

I see no one ever wants to say my name.

Anialos

Dammit, Cayrus.

Baidol

I see and raise you your name, Cayrus.

Phyphor

SaberOverEasy wrote: »

While Matev is thinking about things, I'd like the brighten up the thread with a bit more activity. Nothing is worse than a boring phalla!

I'm still fairly new around here, but I really enjoy phalla. I'm also a bit of a nerd and I have been known to read old phalla games. So my question to everyone is: What's the most fun you've had in a phalla game? Which game do you still remember with a smile long after it's been finished?

The original Phallance holds a dear place in my heart (it was my first time after all), but my favorite time playing phalla is INANTP's [Phalla] of Cables. It was the first time I really got deep into a game and won. I stumbled upon the info brokering that I really enjoy, and the writing was truly epic. I got to interact with everyone, and had a ton of fun.

So what about you?

Phalla Effect - I got to destroy the village through the power of MATH. And survive the vote. And be an outed baddie.
Kamen Rider - The only time I pulled a seer role. And I got to destroy the village with it

MrTLicious

Well then, Teucrian, I guess I'm going to have to MINDGUARDSKULLFUCK you.

Matev

Now, y'see Teucrian, them's fighting words. Sadly, there's no one to protect frail little MrT here.

My nipples are a little hard thinking about it.

archivistkitsune

Matev wrote: »

Now, y'see Teucrian, them's fighting words. Sadly, there's no one to protect frail little MrT here.

My nipples are a little hard thinking about it.

Matev I hear that unlimited power isn't doing much to stop the bandwagon against you.

Smoove Operator

Hear ye, Here ye! MrTLicious narrowly avoids business end of blaster pistol due to forum page break!

Matev

Mill wrote: »

Matev I hear that unlimited power isn't doing much to stop the bandwagon against you.

implying I have any power, though this living space is itty bitty

SaberOverEasy

Matev wrote: »

Mill wrote: »

Matev I hear that unlimited power isn't doing much to stop the bandwagon against you.

implying I have any power, though this living space is itty bitty

Matev, you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself here.

Matev

But I'm already dead you mad fool, you've killed a man, not Jedi. At this rate, you and your blind mob will be the death of this city.

Smoove Operator

Matev wrote: »

But I'm already dead you mad fool, you've killed a man, not Jedi. At this rate, you and your blind mob will be the death of this city.

Jedi aren't men? I'm confused, Matev.