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Look mr author, whomever you are, leave the fantasy to the professionals ok. Adding strange skandinavian accents above every other letter of a word does not equal good writing.
Look mr author, whomever you are, leave the fantasy to the professionals ok. Adding strange skandinavian accents above every other letter of a word does not equal good writing.
That said, Malkovich is in it. And he rocks.
It was written by some idiot kid who stole ideas from like every other fantasy ever.
Paolini was born in Southern California, though he was raised and still lives in the Paradise Valley, Montana area. His parents are Kenneth Paolini and Talita Hodgkinson. Paolini is of Italian descent. He has one sister, Angela. Home schooled for his entire life, he graduated high school at the age of 15 through an accredited correspondence course at American School, Chicago, Illinois. Following graduation, he started his work on what would become the novel Eragon and its sequel Eldest, both set in Alagaësia.
Nature influences much of Paolini's writing. In a three-way interview with Philip Pullman and Tamora Pierce, Paolini stated that Paradise Valley is "one of the main sources" of his inspiration. In Eldest Paolini explained that his elves were atheists and vegetarians. When asked if he is a vegetarian, he answered, "No, I am not vegetarian, although I lean in that direction."
This is the wiki on the author. He was borin in 1983, and was homeschooled all his life.
PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
edited March 2007
guys you know what movie is awesome?
brotherhood of the wolf
you get to see monica belluci naked and there is an indian with kungfu and an animal clad in iron armor that fucks people up and oh my god that movie is so cool
I was hopeful for the movie. Until we got to the point where they go into the cave to see the dwarves... and they're all human sized. Then we see better shots of the sick elf lady, and she doesn't have pointed ears. I could pass off the dwarf thing. But pointed ears is such a big deal in the book...
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Didn't that come out in like November
more like unoriginal-gon.
I am not ashamed to admit I never thought of that
e-dragon?
Holy fuck. Neither did I.
wtf.
It's payback time.
hey, can you guess the naming scheme on the Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam pokemon evolutionary line?
Let's talk about dragons of all kinds
like Trogdor
or that dragon in that one fantasy novel with the brave knight trying to save the princess
you know the one
Look mr author, whomever you are, leave the fantasy to the professionals ok. Adding strange skandinavian accents above every other letter of a word does not equal good writing.
That said, Malkovich is in it. And he rocks.
so nyah
It was written by some idiot kid who stole ideas from like every other fantasy ever.
Nature influences much of Paolini's writing. In a three-way interview with Philip Pullman and Tamora Pierce, Paolini stated that Paradise Valley is "one of the main sources" of his inspiration. In Eldest Paolini explained that his elves were atheists and vegetarians. When asked if he is a vegetarian, he answered, "No, I am not vegetarian, although I lean in that direction."
This is the wiki on the author. He was borin in 1983, and was homeschooled all his life.
Also, nature influences his writing.
What a nerd.
I liked the books too.
But the film needs to burn in hell. It's so horrible. :x
why not just watch shitty movies on tv instead of buying the dvds
Vote for my film! (watching it is also an option)
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i never saw thew movie
i almost went to see it over the summer...but i ended up going to see the good shepherd instead
to find out about the glorious nap i took
I was homeschooled
But I guess that doesn't disprove your point
ew
one of my best friends in highschool was homeschooled upt through 8th grade
he was awesome
but he was also a fucking nutter
brotherhood of the wolf
you get to see monica belluci naked and there is an indian with kungfu and an animal clad in iron armor that fucks people up and oh my god that movie is so cool
Rent it. Don't buy it. It's not going to be worth the money until it's in the 2 dollar bargain bin.
And even then it's probably not worth the cash.
It's worse.
The Dungeons and Dragons movie had dwarves that looked like dwarves.
Elves that look like elves.
Not creatures that all look like humans.
essentially only there isn't horribly obvious racist shit about the only black guy being the thief
not the sequel though...fuck that it was like at subpar sci-fi channel movie standards
And definitely the most derivative. Wait, scratch that. Definitely the one that RIPPED OFF OTHER PEOPLES WORKS THE MOST.
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wasn't it just Star Wars but with dragons?