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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    captain harlock

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Apparently, table-skirts were invented to keep victorian-era men from fucking their furniture.





    Also: Traditional feng-shui dictates that your door should be 6' off the ground to keep out vampires.

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  • cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    How does keeping your door 6' off the ground keep vampires out?

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    Extraordinary takes time
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    the tallest vampire is only 5'8" duh

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Apparently the chinese have this back-assward system where vampires walk like zombies.


    And their zombies are probably like the Dawn of the Dead remake.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Either they have spectral vampires who are like spirits and can't reach such an altitude or it has something to do with the whole vampires can't enter a house unless invited thing.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    actually the real reason is because vampires don't exist

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  • YarrYarr Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I guess I could probably hang out in here for a while.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If Vampires and Zombies were real this world would be sooo much more awesome.


    and maybe werewolves too.

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vampires are queers

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  • cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If zombies were real I would always carry a shotgun and machate.

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    She was never meant to be a common creature
    Extraordinary takes time
  • RegrettableRegrettable Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Does 6' off the ground mean you have your floor, then 6' of vertical wall then a door? Because that would be keeping most people out I'd imagine.

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  • anarcakeanarcake regular
    edited March 2007
    If zombies were real shopping would be hard

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    actually the real reason is because vampires don't exist
    It's just proving the chinese right!

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I guess it would be cool if the possibility of a Zombie outbreak were possible, not really if we just always had zombies walking around. Just once it would be awesome to just go nuts and kill some zombies.

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