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Terrible movies?

DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
What are the worst you've ever seen?

My buddy just gave me a gem called "Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid".

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It's horrible

Another good one in my collection is "The Incredibly Odd Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies?!!"

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Got any good ones?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manos: the hands of fate

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Anything by Uwe Boll

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    erotic ghost story

    talk about a flimsy plot

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    White Chicks.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    citizen kane

    talk about a flimsy plot

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Air wrote: »
    citizen kane

    talk about a flimsy plot

    Oh I know

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Anything with Martin Lawrence in it.

    I mean, have you seen Black Knight?
    Fucking hell.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Carnivore wrote: »
    White Chicks.

    Pretty much anything featuring multiple Wayans brothers. One Wayans brother and you have the potential of a good/all right movie (such as Major Payne).

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • jackel690jackel690 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fear of clowns

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hey, which guy on PA said he saw Epic Movie?
    Some dude in SE++.


    Bahaha, sucks to be him.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    paper champion balboa!!!

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    sgt pain

    haha who said that
    its brilliant

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  • BogdanichBogdanich Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Deadly Drifter

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The worst movies have the best posters.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Air wrote: »
    sgt pain

    haha who said that
    its brilliant

    It's Major Payne and it's the exception to the Wayans Brother rule of good movies. I still love that film, especially when the kid is afraid of the Boogey Man in the closet and Major Payne just empties his 45 into it. The kid goes right to sleep.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Major Payne is fucking classic.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    All those semi-serious or scary movies that Joshua Jackson was in during the Dawson's Creek heydey. He should have just churned out one Mighty Ducks sequel after another, made it the new James Bond movies.

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    my sister got Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter from netflix

    it sounds pretty terrible and awesome

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    PIECE OF SHIT:

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    so i asked my friend the other day what i should do with my monies and he said go see norbert

    i nearly killed him

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    my sister got Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter from netflix

    it sounds pretty terrible and awesome

    Dude apparently it's hilarious.

    My brother's band covers a song from it called "Everyone (Gets Laid Tonight)"

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    I watched Resident Evil 2 something something.

    We laughed through the whole film and I think we annoyed the other people.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Calebros wrote: »
    my sister got Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter from netflix

    it sounds pretty terrible and awesome

    Dude apparently it's hilarious.

    My brother's band covers a song from it called "Everyone (Gets Laid Tonight)"

    Oh Man, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter is amazing.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I saw Stay Alive in theaters. Once they had the villain as a videogame character appearing in the real world, I knew I have found something both horrible and awesome.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My friend and I got drunk and saw Van Hellsing.
    Throughout the whole movie we were laughing and ripping the piss out of it.

    The other people in the theater really weren't happy.
    Oh well.

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Peter Petrelli is the first dude on screen and first dude to die in Stay Alive

    he was the best part of that movie

    him and the blonde girl

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I guess none of these lists are complete without mention of "Plan 9 from Outer Space"

    Also, and this is a real film... NSFW due to racial terms;
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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man, ripping apart a movie in a theater is not cool. Everyone paid a bit of money to see the movie, don't go be a dick and not care about it.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Man, ripping apart a movie in a theater is not cool. Everyone paid a bit of money to see the movie, don't go be a dick and not care about it.

    Have you ever done it?

    It's pretty awesome when the movie is bad.

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    When people are loud in theatres I tend to yell at them to get them to shut the hell up

    usually some curses get involved in there as well

    I hate it when people talk in theaters

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Calebros wrote: »
    Peter Petrelli is the first dude on screen and first dude to die in Stay Alive

    he was the best part of that movie

    him and the blonde girl

    Yeah, pretty much. Although I did like when the Hebrew Hammer died in his office. Or the stoner "comic relief" guy. The death scenes could have been a millon times better if they only balled up, showed them in full glory, and accepted an R rating.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man, ripping apart a movie in a theater is not cool. Everyone paid a bit of money to see the movie, don't go be a dick and not care about it.
    I only do it when the movie is really fucking bad.

    Otherwise, I totally respect other movie goers.

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  • CalebrosCalebros a k a TimesNewPwnin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Calebros wrote: »
    Peter Petrelli is the first dude on screen and first dude to die in Stay Alive

    he was the best part of that movie

    him and the blonde girl

    Yeah, pretty much. Although I did like when the Hebrew Hammer died in his office. Or the stoner "comic relief" guy. The death scenes could have been a millon times better if they only balled up, showed them in full glory, and accepted an R rating.

    needed more of the blonde girls boobies too

    that should have been the entire movie

    her naked and killing things

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Man, ripping apart a movie in a theater is not cool. Everyone paid a bit of money to see the movie, don't go be a dick and not care about it.

    Have you ever done it?

    It's pretty awesome when the movie is bad.

    Doesn't matter how bad the movie is, Everyone in that theater paid 8+ bucks to see it, and no matter how funny I think I am, I guarantee no one else would want to hear my running commentary.

    The only time I remember saying ANYTHING at a movie was yelling "Bout damn time" when Trinity FINALY died in Matrix 3. It was a late showing, and there were 8 people in the theater.

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  • DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Man, ripping apart a movie in a theater is not cool. Everyone paid a bit of money to see the movie, don't go be a dick and not care about it.

    Have you ever done it?

    It's pretty awesome when the movie is bad.


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    Unfortunatly, if the guys doing the ripping apart are not funny, then it's worse than a bad film. It's a bad film with idiot commentary.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited March 2007
    i just watched feast

    that is an awesome bad movie

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cannibal the Musical was really really bad. I mean, it was really funny in parts, but not worth sitting through the garbage to get to them.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i just watched feast

    that is an awesome bad movie

    It's awesome when
    The 'Hero' dies in the first minute

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