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Jury Duty

UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
edited August 2012 in Social Entropy++
Jury Duty is a delightful film starring this man:

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A little bit about it, from Wikipedia
Jury Duty is a 1995 comedy film directed by John Fortenberry and starring Pauly Shore, Tia Carrere, Stanley Tucci, Brian Doyle-Murray, Shelley Winters, and Abe Vigoda.

When Tommy Collins (Pauly Shore), an unemployed stripper living at his parents' home, finds out that his parents are going on a private getaway for a few months and taking the mobile home with them, he decides that he needs to find a place for him and his chihuahua Peanut to stay.

By a stroke of luck he is called up for jury duty and he must be sequestered for the duration of the trial. Collins prolongs the trial with meaningless debate in an effort to stay in the lap of luxury. In the process he irritates his fellow jurors and inadvertently makes a break in the case. The movie features a host of courtroom antics performed by Shore and his cohorts.

This movie was based on the teleplay, Twelve Angry Men, which itself was adapted into film in 1957 starring Henry Fonda.

Feel free to talk about Pauly Shore films if you want (Son in Law is his best), but more importantly I was sent my first juror summons today!

I am unreasonably excited. Even if the case is something relatively dull. I've always wanted to serve on a jury, and I can't believe it took over eight years of eligibility for me to finally get my letter.

So, here's hoping I get selected

Obviously I can't be talking about the case in here, but you're allowed to when the trial is over, so who else here has done their civic duty over the years? Interesting stories? I wanna know, man.

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Tell them you go hard for the conviction.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    The Rur Jur

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    The Rur Jur

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Your father Werner was a burger server in Santa Barbara, when he spurned your mother Verna for a curly-haired surfer named Roberta. Did that hurt her?

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I liked the Malcom In The Middle episode with Lois on jury duty

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    i've been summoned twice but never made it onto the jury

    first time i did the thing where you call in the day before and they said they didn't need me

    second time i made it to voir dire but didn't get picked, made it to like the top 24

    also, that Pauly Shore movie is based on Twelve Angry Men???

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    hehe


    doody

  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Probably about as much as John Leguizamo's The Pest is based on The Most Dangerous Game.

    Also Jury Duty is poop. I'll still serve if I get the notice but I'll have my fingers crossed I don't have to miss work for another slam-dunk sexual harassment trial where both defendant and his accusers seem like full-on scumbags.

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    I've been summoned like a dozen times. Shit gets kinda boring after a while. Except when some small timers counterfeited like $180,000 in the back of a fake laundromat. That was kind of absurd and hilarious.

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I fucking love The Pest

    I know it's not a good film

    But man...love that movie

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tell me if you get selected.

    @Lewie P's Stepdad never done told me bout his experiences.

    I'll never get to know since I'm an attorney. I've only ever heard of it happening once, and that was huge news in the legal community.

    Someone was dumb enough to let an attorney through voir dire.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    I've been summoned like a dozen times. Shit gets kinda boring after a while. Except when some small timers counterfeited like $180,000 in the back of a fake laundromat. That was kind of absurd and hilarious.

    They also attempted to switch out the fake bills through some kind of used car trading thing, and the prosecutor pretty much winked every time he said "their money laundering operation."

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    I fucking love The Pest

    I know it's not a good film

    But man...love that movie

    probably because the only way that movie works is if it was animated

    and it wasn't, so it was just so awful


    i remember in high school, a girl i really liked showed me that movie. my disdain was so palpable she asked me if i'd rather watch something else, and i was visibly happier knowing i didn't have to sit through it any more.

  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    I got summoned once but I was in college 3 hours away during exams and got out of it

    I'd kind of like to get summoned again and see what it's like

    Scudo on
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    On that note

    Why the hell haven't we had an awesome, serious Hollywood take on The Most Dangerous Game?

    Don't loosely adapt it and throw it into the city or something

    It is a short story that is fucking ripe and juicy and waiting to be picked

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    I saw Pauly Shore live once.

    He wasn't as good as the local dude who opened for him.

    Like seriously he spent most of the time staring at the breasts of a woman near the stage.

    He made Exactly 1 funny joke about the mall that got torn down and the area around it that is right off the turnpike.

    Uriel on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Scudo wrote: »
    I got summoned once but I was in college 3 hours away during exams and got out of it

    I'd kind of like to get summoned again and see what it's like

    You hang out with old people, wait a long time, then get asked a bunch of questions and likely eliminated from the pool.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    Scudo wrote: »
    I got summoned once but I was in college 3 hours away during exams and got out of it

    I'd kind of like to get summoned again and see what it's like

    You hang out with old people, wait a long time, then get asked a bunch of questions and likely eliminated from the pool.

    mmmm, old people

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    the big jury waiting room in my county has free wifi so you just bring your laptop and surf the internet until you're called

    also, the day i went happened to be "jury appreciation day" so i got a bunch of sweet coupons and a little gift bag of trinkets

    Ubik on
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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I fucking love The Pest

    I know it's not a good film

    But man...love that movie

    Abraham Lincoln was a terrible, terrible movie.

    But oh so entertaining.

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    On that note

    Why the hell haven't we had an awesome, serious Hollywood take on The Most Dangerous Game?

    Don't loosely adapt it and throw it into the city or something

    It is a short story that is fucking ripe and juicy and waiting to be picked

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YwEArrXNnI

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    I'm actually potentially reporting tomorrow

    blarg

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    God the crazy lady who was representing herself was so damn ... crazy. She stretched my duty to the maximum because of her batshit craziness.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Just be careful with your pen
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    I am amazed that I've never been pulled for jury duty.

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    More like Slowcavi.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2012
    Pauly Shore is a national treasure. And his best film is totally Encino Man, buuuuuuuuuuuddy.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    You had me scared that Paula Shore had undergone SRS, Geek

    Pauly Shore would be the ugliest woman

  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Pfft, like I read threads before posting in them (my mobile browser doesn't load flash automatically, so I tend to skip over other people's YouTube posts.)

  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Scudo wrote: »
    I got summoned once but I was in college 3 hours away during exams and got out of it

    I'd kind of like to get summoned again and see what it's like

    You hang out with old people, wait a long time, then get asked a bunch of questions and likely eliminated from the pool.

    Pretty much.

    Or they cancel it even earlier.

    My first time up wasn't too bad. Had a Stephen King book to read while sitting around and waiting. Got a ride from a mildly attractive girl to the second site.

    Both parties agreed to settle out of court, and I walked a couple miles to get to a bus stop.

    Bought a Belle and Sebastian CD on the walk. Decent day, all in all.

  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    I've been summoned in the past, but there is no way I'm getting let onto a jury.

    Defense first question, "Where do you work?"
    Me: "Sherriff's Office".
    Defense: "Dismissed."

    Which is really too bad, since I still believe in Jury Nullifcation for certain cases, even if the Supreme Court looks down upon it.

  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Assuran wrote: »
    I've been summoned in the past, but there is no way I'm getting let onto a jury.

    Defense first question, "Where do you work?"
    Me: "Sherriff's Office".
    Defense: "Dismissed."

    Which is really too bad, since I still believe in Jury Nullifcation for certain cases, even if the Supreme Court looks down upon it.

    Next time they ask where you work, tell them you believe in jury nullification instead and see how that goes.

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    Just answer every question with, "I AM THE LAW!"

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Heh.

    All it would mean is that the prosecution would then drop me. I'd probably get a stern talking from the judge as well.

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I was summoned once, but I was in the military stationed in another state so I couldn't make it. They haven't tried again since.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I got jury duty notification once

    Just had to call a number for like a week or two and see if my group was called up

    Nope!

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I got jury duty notification once

    Just had to call a number for like a week or two and see if my group was called up

    Nope!

    Does it work differently from state to state?

    Mine says to just call the weekend prior to the date reported

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I got jury duty notification once

    Just had to call a number for like a week or two and see if my group was called up

    Nope!

    Does it work differently from state to state?

    Mine says to just call the weekend prior to the date reported

    I guess? I remember the letter telling me I had to call every day.

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