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  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    How the shit can you be bad at sex? Like is that a thing?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    skippydumptruck wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    @jacobkosh

    Where has Sleeping Dogs been all my life

    This game!

    This! Game!

    no shut up

    It is the first game I've ever played that actually captures an action movie feel of running down an alley and hopping a fence and cutting through the back entrance to the kitchen of a restauarant and you knock a waiter out of thesaurus as you slide across a countertop to run back out into the street to almost get hit by a car before cutting down another alley and



    Oh man

    Cars are great too

    shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    it should be a constitutional right to shovel unhealthy food in your gullet and drown it in a torrent of sugary water.

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Soda is for bads and pubbies

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Sheep wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Sheep wrote: »
    Ordered an omelette. First meal I'll have eaten since Sunday. Who wants to play "Let's see how long it will stay in my body"!
    3 hours



    Man I fucking wish.

    I fasted for 10 hours. Woke up. Drank a few sips of gatorade. Five minutes later it was already ready to come right on through.




    Also apparently in my delirium I got into an argument on a friend's facebook page about cops being pigs. I ended the "argument" with this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcKwGS7OSQ


    Imagine I'll come to regret this.

    I remember when I had to fast for a scope when I was younger. Not fun...not fun at all. I feel your pain there Sheep.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    But...But.. Are the canines in the game well rested?

    Bless your heart.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Soda is for bads and pubbies

    Wait, is there a difference between the two? :o

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    How the shit can you be bad at sex? Like is that a thing?

    Yo.

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    My slow ass iPhone and. Animal ... Vanilla and drafts are like the triforce of shitty user experience

    desc on
  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    How the shit can you be bad at sex? Like is that a thing?

    Yo.

    mama

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    21stCentury wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    People are campaigning about the size of a drink. Really? Why does anyone care that much?

    Obesity sucks and leads to higher stress on the healthcare system.

    Sorry, I meant why the hell do so many NY businesses care enough to have a campaign against the Mayor proposing not to have massive drinks. I don't really understand. Truly.

    Because the profit margin on soda is HIGH. The stuff is dirt cheap, you buy a syrup pack that can make fuck knows how many gallons of it, at that point all you need is a water supply and you're making $bank. They're pissed they can't continue giving people diabeties because there's profit in it.

    EDIT: Or rather I should say they like the "supersize" options because the profit margin is higher than with regular size portons. The stuff is mostly water, it doesn't particularly cost them more to make a larger serving, but they can charge a lot more for a supersize over a large.

    Quick googling shows that one five gallon box of coca cola syrup makes 3200 ounces of soda and costs about $40.

  • BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    How the shit can you be bad at sex? Like is that a thing?

    In my experience, yes (nightmare sex partners of the past).

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    How the shit can you be bad at sex? Like is that a thing?

    Yo.

    It's like everything, you gotta practice often. Sometimes by yourself before you're ready to practice with others.

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  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    There is a difference between good and bad sex.

    Like are these people just laying there or something? Maybe 10 second men?

    Okay I can kinda see that as being a problem but what the fuck else could possibly go wrong?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited August 2012
    bowen wrote: »
    How the shit can you be bad at sex? Like is that a thing?

    Bad sex is relative. I had one ex who didn't really care that much and would mostly just lie there motionless while I did my thing. That's exaggerating a bit, but she basically had no sex drive. It still felt good, but it was always really awkward and not that enjoyable. And I had another ex who was always super turned on and would pounce on me the minute we were alone and we'd do crazy acrobatic feats and oh my god it was awesome. The first girl was bad, the second girl was good.

    Edit: Also sometimes girls will do things to me that are painful and not in a good way and that is bad.

    Solomaxwell6 on
  • skippyskippy Registered User regular
    so I mentioned this yesterday but it sounds like we're going to be required to take 3 days of vacay off at thanksgiving (ie, the whole week)

    and we'll also have a target of how many days we're supposed to take off by the end of the year

    I suspect my target will be like 9 additional days

    a) how will I fit in 2 weeks of vacation

    b) my wife has no vacay time because of maternity leave

    so assuming I do have to take the days, I may extend a trip to europe or asia if I go there for work, which is still up in the air

    or take a trip somewhere in the US if not

    maybe I will fly to new york and sleep on your couches

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    But...But.. Are the canines in the game well rested?

    THE SOUNDTRACK HAS DAP TONES RECORDS SONGS!!!

  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Solomaxwell6 wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    How the shit can you be bad at sex? Like is that a thing?

    Bad sex is relative. I had one ex who didn't really care that much and would mostly just lie there motionless while I did my thing. That's exaggerating a bit, but she basically had no sex drive. It still felt good, but it was always really awkward and not that enjoyable. And I had another ex who was always super turned on and would pounce on me the minute we were alone and we'd do crazy acrobatic feats and oh my god it was awesome. The first girl was bad, the second girl was good.

    That first one is kinda crazy. Why even bother being in a relationship?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Solomaxwell6 wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    How the shit can you be bad at sex? Like is that a thing?

    Bad sex is relative. I had one ex who didn't really care that much and would mostly just lie there motionless while I did my thing. That's exaggerating a bit, but she basically had no sex drive. It still felt good, but it was always really awkward and not that enjoyable. And I had another ex who was always super turned on and would pounce on me the minute we were alone and we'd do crazy acrobatic feats and oh my god it was awesome. The first girl was bad, the second girl was good.

    It's pretty much an effort thing imo.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
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  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    So that is where Will's sig comes from

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    How the shit can you be bad at sex? Like is that a thing?

    imagine a girl that just lies there, no thrusting or gyration, and in the middle she openly wonders exactly how long it will take you to finish.

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    listening to some GY!BE with the new earphones

    daaaaaaaaang

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Solomaxwell6 wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    How the shit can you be bad at sex? Like is that a thing?

    Bad sex is relative. I had one ex who didn't really care that much and would mostly just lie there motionless while I did my thing. That's exaggerating a bit, but she basically had no sex drive. It still felt good, but it was always really awkward and not that enjoyable. And I had another ex who was always super turned on and would pounce on me the minute we were alone and we'd do crazy acrobatic feats and oh my god it was awesome. The first girl was bad, the second girl was good.

    That first one is kinda crazy. Why even bother being in a relationship?

    She was baby hungry and looking for a husband. I got out of it pretty quick.

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    so says the preacher man, but I don't go by what he says

  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    There is a difference between good and bad sex.

    Like are these people just laying there or something? Maybe 10 second men?

    Okay I can kinda see that as being a problem but what the fuck else could possibly go wrong?

    There are all sorts of ways. No stamina, no rhythm, no skill at manipulating your/their parts of the body.

    You'd figure it'd be instinct.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    listening to some GY!BE with the new earphones

    daaaaaaaaang

    Yesssss

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    How the shit can you be bad at sex? Like is that a thing?
    It surely is.

    Some people seem to fundamentally misunderstand the physics of the activity, from the directions in which it is comfortable, let alone pleasurable for a penis to bend, to being unable to comprehend how the rhythm is supposed to go, or most infuriating that you're supposed to coordinate your thrusting at exactly at exactly half phase instead of attempting to move the same direction at the same time.

    No matter the strategy I took, these problems appeared impossible to resolve.

  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    How the shit can you be bad at sex? Like is that a thing?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZItsbLzc73s

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    How the shit can you be bad at sex? Like is that a thing?

    Yo.

    It's like everything, you gotta practice often. Sometimes by yourself before you're ready to practice with others.

    I haven't actually had any complaints on my end (hur hur). I do know I've had partners like other people have talked about. You're having sex and you're all "well it's pretty sweet I'm having sex" but the chick does nothing but lie there. So all sex is kinda good but some sex is a shit load better than others.

    Also if anything "practicing by yourself" makes you worse at the real deal if you over do it.

  • MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    There is a difference between good and bad sex.

    Like are these people just laying there or something? Maybe 10 second men?

    Okay I can kinda see that as being a problem but what the fuck else could possibly go wrong?

    There are all sorts of ways. No stamina, no rhythm, no skill at manipulating your/their parts of the body.

    You'd figure it'd be instinct.

    More like intuition, which some people haven't got.

    "More fish for Kunta!"

    --LeVar Burton
  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    the bro culture has infected the dmv

    my friend's eye color used to be "brn" but is now "bro".

    /wrists

  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Tav wrote: »
    listening to some GY!BE with the new earphones

    daaaaaaaaang


    Got tix to see them in October!

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    There is a difference between good and bad sex.

    Like are these people just laying there or something? Maybe 10 second men?

    Okay I can kinda see that as being a problem but what the fuck else could possibly go wrong?

    There are all sorts of ways. No stamina, no rhythm, no skill at manipulating your/their parts of the body.

    You'd figure it'd be instinct.

    To some extent it is. Anybody can do the basic stuff, but the absolute superb sex I've had has required more than just instincts.

    ^^^

    This. There's sex and then there's SEX!!!!!

    There is plenty of good sex. But then you have GREAT SEX and you're all.. what the shit was I doing before? Which as someone said is relative. You could have sex and thouroughly enjoy it... but then as you have much better sex if you were to revisit that earlier sex you would be disapointed and maybe call it bad sex even though you enjoyed it the first time.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    There is a difference between good and bad sex.

    Like are these people just laying there or something? Maybe 10 second men?

    Okay I can kinda see that as being a problem but what the fuck else could possibly go wrong?

    One of my friends told me the first guy the slept with went for the wrong hole. I don't mean he went for the ass, he went for the urithra.

  • BowenBowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Well now I feel better about my own prowess.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    A lot of bad sex seems to involve the other person being in their head for one reason or another

    If you're not listening to be other person's body it can quickly be rote "dead fish" / "sawing away" / etc

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    21stCentury wrote: »
    i barely lost a pound since last week. My weight loss is slowing down.

    it always does. the less fat you are, the harder it is to lose weight. that's part of the psychological challenge.

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