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Sir Phallabulous' Mansion: Day 5: Ahahahaha

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Wait -
    MECHA-HITLER!

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Day 0

    You stand in the grand hall. There are many others standing with you, although you can't tell if you know them or not, since everyone's wearing a cool costume. It seems as though 25 of the 26 guests have arrived. Sir Fabulous won't open the rest of the mansion until the last guest arrives and everyone is getting a little bit restless.

    Sir Fab decides to put on some shitty Halloween themed electro songs to pass the time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BnOUOkcr9c




    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7XoC4Tf_X8






    After listening to possibly the two worst songs of all time, you are startled to hear the door to the grand hall open. Sir Fabulous is standing there holding SaberOverEasy in a tight grip.
    "I explicitly stated that everybody was to come dressed up in a costume. I'm afraid you've broken the rules."
    SaberOverEasy cringed. His eyes shift to you, begging, imploring for a way out. Nobody steps forward to help him. He tries a last-ditch effort. Something, anything to get Sir Fabulous to leave him alone. "I-I, er, I came dressed as myself you see! I thought 'Now what is the best thing in the world,' and I, er, I decided that I was. So, as you can see, I clearly haven't broken any rules!"
    "Actually, Saber, I believe you have broken a rule." Sir Fabulous points to the rules. Specifically, he points to the part that states "Don't piss me off."
    Before SOE can react, Sir Fabulous draws a pistol and shoots him in the head. You are standing close enough to the action to get blood on your nice shoes. SOE slumps to the ground, eyes rolling back into his head.
    Meanwhile, Sir Fabulous is laughing. He giggles and shoots the corpse of SOE again. You know now why people call him insane.
    "If you want to loot the body, you better get started! I'll take everything worthwhile if you don't!".
    With this, people surge forward to the corpse of SOE. "I've got his boots!" You hear someone call.
    Before long, SOE is stripped completely bare. All that remains is a sad, sorry corpse and the demonic symbols carved into it.
    Demonic symbols? You gasp as you realize the patterns. This man was a member of the Cult of the True Demon. This Cult dates back to time immemorial and their violent and brutal methods have shaped how history has unfolded. If the Cult is present here, then they must be trying to achieve something. God only knows what.
    Sir Fab stares at the symbols. "I will not have my Halloween party interrupted by demon-worshipping cultists again.This menace must be stopped! Bring me those who you believe to be cultists. I'll deal with them... Meanwhile, enjoy the party!
    Sir Fab opens the door to the rest of the mansion, and you quickly rush inside. Is this because you want to party, or because you are trying to escape notice? Only time will tell.

    Role PMs and Room Assignments will be going out now. Please avoid any actual gameplay until this is done.

    Victory: SaberOverEasy
    Win Condition: Review Sir Fabulous' Game
    Secondary Win Condition: Reveal cultist activity

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Whaa?

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Luv games with locations!

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Saber got shot lulz

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Oh man.
    I know Saber gets day 1'd a lot, but day 0 is a new one.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    holy mother of god, obi. I love you because the video inadvertentely lead to something I've been looking for years! The conan blizzard video that had a classic song I've been trying to describe to people but haven't been able to! you're getting an awesome because of that.

    glad i could help!

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Where's my amazing PM?

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  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    stever777 wrote: »
    Where's my amazing PM?

    He's probably saving the mafia ones for last. I'm on to you!

  • AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Day 0'd and still wins?! SaberOverEasy is soooo grudged.

  • SaberOverEasySaberOverEasy Info Broker Registered User regular
    OOOOOooooOOOOOO

    Day 0 victory is mine! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!


    OOOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOO

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Due to my computer deleting the fluff for several roles and then me promptly forgetting to write the fluff back in, PMs will be going out slightly later than I had hoped. I'm trying not to rush the glorious fluff that I have planned for all of you. Do not panic, you will get your PMs tonight or my name isn't Sir Theodore Fabulous.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Always always write fluff and game docs in Google docs

    Langly on
  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    OOOOOooooOOOOOO

    Day 0 victory is mine! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!


    OOOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOO

    :v:

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    How can someone win while not playing??!!

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  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Always always write fluff and game docs in Google docs

    Learned this when I ran my game. Very very good idea.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    In my day, Phalla hosts had their games organized and running when they said they would. I mean, hosts like Elki and ElJeffe wouldn't stand for this kind of slacking. Kids these days.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    This is already the best game ever.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Matev wrote: »
    This is already the best game ever.

    You whippersnappers are too young to remember the best game. There were three players and we played with cans and a piece of string.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    All PMs should be out. PM me if you do not have both a Role and a Location. Vote close is 12 am EST.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    OK, so this might cost me my secondary win condition, but I can't resist saying it:

    Who wants an old woman inside of them?

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Well you don't have much to do at that age d'yeh? Good on them I guess.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Most entertaining response to the above post gets the square.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    OK, so this might cost me my secondary win condition, but I can't resist saying it:

    Who wants an old woman inside of them?

    How about some of that spirit energy, old hag?

    Erin The Red on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    INANTP won. Game over, man. Game over.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Shortest. Phalla. Ever

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Shortest. Phalla. Ever

    That's shockingly similar to what I said the first time I saw Sir Fabulous.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    I WIN!

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Speaking of colons, I heard your father just had his colonoscopy? Why hasn't he called me about the results? Knowing his diet, it was probably hellish in there.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • archivistkitsunearchivistkitsune Registered User regular
    So we have cultist of the true demon crashing the party. Damn republicans, ruin everything these days.

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    THANKS A LOT OBAMA

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    THANKS A LOT OBAMA

    Don't talk about that socialist. In my day, we had adults running this here country.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    I dunno, I think this can be fun....just need to....liven things up! To that end, your old Uncle Joker is taking over turntable with some slick tunes! No need to rush kids, there's plenty for everyone!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • archivistkitsunearchivistkitsune Registered User regular
    Hey, at least Obummer doesn't give clowns a bad name!

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    Now, now, that's no way to talk about Obumbles, on with the show!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I am now watching clips from the batman animated series

  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    You're so very welcome. :D

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Not a complaint at all! :)

  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    Another murder at the mansion
    Couldn't pay the ransom
    Just stop, can't top MMMBOP
    in the fashion
    of Hanson

    And you know that's how we roll
    can't cross till you pay the toll
    can't play till you get your role
    And if you try you risk your soul

    This tempest in a teacup
    Gonna leave you fucked up
    Don't try, your kind can't hide
    your worship of
    Beelzebub

    It's time for fight or flight
    You won't withstand my might
    Can't understand my light
    From now till the 12th night

  • CesareBCesareB Registered User regular
    Do unused actions carry over from night to night?

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