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Sir FabulousMalevolent Squid GodRegistered Userregular
Day 0
You stand in the grand hall. There are many others standing with you, although you can't tell if you know them or not, since everyone's wearing a cool costume. It seems as though 25 of the 26 guests have arrived. Sir Fabulous won't open the rest of the mansion until the last guest arrives and everyone is getting a little bit restless.
Sir Fab decides to put on some shitty Halloween themed electro songs to pass the time.
After listening to possibly the two worst songs of all time, you are startled to hear the door to the grand hall open. Sir Fabulous is standing there holding SaberOverEasy in a tight grip.
"I explicitly stated that everybody was to come dressed up in a costume. I'm afraid you've broken the rules."
SaberOverEasy cringed. His eyes shift to you, begging, imploring for a way out. Nobody steps forward to help him. He tries a last-ditch effort. Something, anything to get Sir Fabulous to leave him alone. "I-I, er, I came dressed as myself you see! I thought 'Now what is the best thing in the world,' and I, er, I decided that I was. So, as you can see, I clearly haven't broken any rules!"
"Actually, Saber, I believe you have broken a rule." Sir Fabulous points to the rules. Specifically, he points to the part that states "Don't piss me off."
Before SOE can react, Sir Fabulous draws a pistol and shoots him in the head. You are standing close enough to the action to get blood on your nice shoes. SOE slumps to the ground, eyes rolling back into his head.
Meanwhile, Sir Fabulous is laughing. He giggles and shoots the corpse of SOE again. You know now why people call him insane.
"If you want to loot the body, you better get started! I'll take everything worthwhile if you don't!".
With this, people surge forward to the corpse of SOE. "I've got his boots!" You hear someone call.
Before long, SOE is stripped completely bare. All that remains is a sad, sorry corpse and the demonic symbols carved into it.
Demonic symbols? You gasp as you realize the patterns. This man was a member of the Cult of the True Demon. This Cult dates back to time immemorial and their violent and brutal methods have shaped how history has unfolded. If the Cult is present here, then they must be trying to achieve something. God only knows what.
Sir Fab stares at the symbols. "I will not have my Halloween party interrupted by demon-worshipping cultists again.This menace must be stopped! Bring me those who you believe to be cultists. I'll deal with them... Meanwhile, enjoy the party!
Sir Fab opens the door to the rest of the mansion, and you quickly rush inside. Is this because you want to party, or because you are trying to escape notice? Only time will tell.
Role PMs and Room Assignments will be going out now. Please avoid any actual gameplay until this is done.
Victory: SaberOverEasy
Win Condition: Review Sir Fabulous' Game
Secondary Win Condition: Reveal cultist activity
holy mother of god, obi. I love you because the video inadvertentely lead to something I've been looking for years! The conan blizzard video that had a classic song I've been trying to describe to people but haven't been able to! you're getting an awesome because of that.
Sir FabulousMalevolent Squid GodRegistered Userregular
Due to my computer deleting the fluff for several roles and then me promptly forgetting to write the fluff back in, PMs will be going out slightly later than I had hoped. I'm trying not to rush the glorious fluff that I have planned for all of you. Do not panic, you will get your PMs tonight or my name isn't Sir Theodore Fabulous.
In my day, Phalla hosts had their games organized and running when they said they would. I mean, hosts like Elki and ElJeffe wouldn't stand for this kind of slacking. Kids these days.
The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
You whippersnappers are too young to remember the best game. There were three players and we played with cans and a piece of string.
The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
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Sir FabulousMalevolent Squid GodRegistered Userregular
All PMs should be out. PM me if you do not have both a Role and a Location. Vote close is 12 am EST.
OK, so this might cost me my secondary win condition, but I can't resist saying it:
Who wants an old woman inside of them?
The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
Most entertaining response to the above post gets the square.
The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
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Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
That's shockingly similar to what I said the first time I saw Sir Fabulous.
The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
Speaking of colons, I heard your father just had his colonoscopy? Why hasn't he called me about the results? Knowing his diet, it was probably hellish in there.
The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
Don't talk about that socialist. In my day, we had adults running this here country.
The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
I dunno, I think this can be fun....just need to....liven things up! To that end, your old Uncle Joker is taking over turntable with some slick tunes! No need to rush kids, there's plenty for everyone!
"Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
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The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
You stand in the grand hall. There are many others standing with you, although you can't tell if you know them or not, since everyone's wearing a cool costume. It seems as though 25 of the 26 guests have arrived. Sir Fabulous won't open the rest of the mansion until the last guest arrives and everyone is getting a little bit restless.
Sir Fab decides to put on some shitty Halloween themed electro songs to pass the time.
After listening to possibly the two worst songs of all time, you are startled to hear the door to the grand hall open. Sir Fabulous is standing there holding SaberOverEasy in a tight grip.
"I explicitly stated that everybody was to come dressed up in a costume. I'm afraid you've broken the rules."
SaberOverEasy cringed. His eyes shift to you, begging, imploring for a way out. Nobody steps forward to help him. He tries a last-ditch effort. Something, anything to get Sir Fabulous to leave him alone. "I-I, er, I came dressed as myself you see! I thought 'Now what is the best thing in the world,' and I, er, I decided that I was. So, as you can see, I clearly haven't broken any rules!"
"Actually, Saber, I believe you have broken a rule." Sir Fabulous points to the rules. Specifically, he points to the part that states "Don't piss me off."
Before SOE can react, Sir Fabulous draws a pistol and shoots him in the head. You are standing close enough to the action to get blood on your nice shoes. SOE slumps to the ground, eyes rolling back into his head.
Meanwhile, Sir Fabulous is laughing. He giggles and shoots the corpse of SOE again. You know now why people call him insane.
"If you want to loot the body, you better get started! I'll take everything worthwhile if you don't!".
With this, people surge forward to the corpse of SOE. "I've got his boots!" You hear someone call.
Before long, SOE is stripped completely bare. All that remains is a sad, sorry corpse and the demonic symbols carved into it.
Demonic symbols? You gasp as you realize the patterns. This man was a member of the Cult of the True Demon. This Cult dates back to time immemorial and their violent and brutal methods have shaped how history has unfolded. If the Cult is present here, then they must be trying to achieve something. God only knows what.
Sir Fab stares at the symbols. "I will not have my Halloween party interrupted by demon-worshipping cultists again.This menace must be stopped! Bring me those who you believe to be cultists. I'll deal with them... Meanwhile, enjoy the party!
Sir Fab opens the door to the rest of the mansion, and you quickly rush inside. Is this because you want to party, or because you are trying to escape notice? Only time will tell.
Role PMs and Room Assignments will be going out now. Please avoid any actual gameplay until this is done.
Victory: SaberOverEasy
Win Condition: Review Sir Fabulous' Game
Secondary Win Condition: Reveal cultist activity
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The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
I know Saber gets day 1'd a lot, but day 0 is a new one.
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glad i could help!
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
He's probably saving the mafia ones for last. I'm on to you!
Day 0 victory is mine! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
OOOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooOOO
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The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Learned this when I ran my game. Very very good idea.
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You whippersnappers are too young to remember the best game. There were three players and we played with cans and a piece of string.
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Who wants an old woman inside of them?
How about some of that spirit energy, old hag?
That's shockingly similar to what I said the first time I saw Sir Fabulous.
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Don't talk about that socialist. In my day, we had adults running this here country.
Couldn't pay the ransom
Just stop, can't top MMMBOP
in the fashion
of Hanson
And you know that's how we roll
can't cross till you pay the toll
can't play till you get your role
And if you try you risk your soul
This tempest in a teacup
Gonna leave you fucked up
Don't try, your kind can't hide
your worship of
Beelzebub
It's time for fight or flight
You won't withstand my might
Can't understand my light
From now till the 12th night