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I am site whoring. go buy our stuff.

Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
in Social Entropy++
http://store.penny-arcade.com

We've even brought in the reward system we use at PAX (aka you get free stuff at different spending tiers).

I feel like I've been neglecting you, forums. I figured there would be no better way for me to jump back in than showing you an advertisement.

Love, Robert.

Some guy.
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    Robot Santa, report in. Set phasers to kill

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    We are legion.

  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    nooooooooooooo

    Some guy.
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    the tables have turned Robert Khoo

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Khoo is dead. Long live the Khoo.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Should've read the rules thread before sitewhoring, Robert. Can't turn that thing off once it's on.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    It should have been Bill.

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  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    Oh btw, I'm also using this opportunity to promote the book I will be writing in 10 years about my time at Penny Arcade.

    Some guy.
  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    If you'd please read the forum rules,

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Robert, would it be possible to buy a reprieve from Robot Santa's baleful, unfeeling gaze?

    Because I will spend any amount of money to buy a reprieve from Robot Santa's baleful, unfeeling gaze.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Khoo

    save us from this robot tyranny

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Robot Santa doesn't have a gaze. He's not even alive.

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  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    The robot will stop only after you have purchased $250 worth of merch merch. Please shop accordingly.

    Some guy.
  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    I would read that book.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    I'm also writing a book about my time at Penny Arcade, and then the middle is gonna be cut out so you can hide a knife in it.

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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    My book will be written ON A KNIFE.

    Some guy.
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    We should sell them as a set.

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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Why is it always knives with you people?

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    The old ways are the best ways

  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    Participating in commerce? On the internet? What a wild futuristic world we live in.

    How many chickens does a hoody cost? I swear they are top quality fowl.

    Steam
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    What is "money"?

  • simulacrumsimulacrum She/herRegistered User regular
    Romanian My Escutcheon wrote: »
    Why is it always knives with you people?

    What do you have against knives?

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    I really want one of the first party jackets, that is something that I wish I could buy.

  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited November 2012
    I can see it now: A full set of sterling cutlery, each serrated blade painstakingly laser-etched with volumes of text. Two middle-aged women gesture at them reverently as information scrolls at a blinding pace at the periphery of your screen. It's just dollar signs and slashes, you don't really care how much it costs. "The only thing sharper than these knives is khoo's wit!" They caw over and over.

    alternatingAberration on
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  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    And of course the FP jacket comes with all the free stuff at the $30/60/90 tiers. It is like you are making money, Langly.

    (also it is my favorite jacket)

    Some guy.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    And of course the FP jacket comes with all the free stuff at the $30/60/90 tiers. It is like you are making money, Langly.

    (also it is my favorite jacket)

    this is

    so tempting

  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    rumor has it that gaben khoo spends the majority of profits on his extensive knife collection

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Khoo I'll let this slide for a co-author credit on that booknife.

    KalTorak on
  • jefe414jefe414 "My Other Drill Hole is a Teleporter" Mechagodzilla is Best GodzillaRegistered User regular
    Romanian My Escutcheon wrote: »
    Why is it always knives with you people?

    What do mean "you people"?

    Xbox Live: Jefe414
  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    Nice try KalTorak. Next think you know, Smart Hero will be in here telling me he invented the term bookknife.

    Some guy.
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    so, since you don't have a knifememoir yet, which of your merch that is not a knife is best suited for carrying a knife?

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    so, since you don't have a knifememoir yet, which of your merch that is not a knife is best suited for carrying a knife?

    Obviously you buy the 8-book set, hollow a knife-shape out of each book and stow a knife in there. Then buy another set of books to read.

  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    Probably the Shell Jacket or the Notebook, assuming you cut out a hole for it.
    http://store.penny-arcade.com/collections/first-party

    How's your arm?

    Some guy.
  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    I will buy this merch, so long as robot santa shoots it into my house with a bazooka

    what tier is that

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Probably the Shell Jacket or the Notebook, assuming you cut out a hole for it.
    http://store.penny-arcade.com/collections/first-party

    How's your arm?

    oh, it withered off. I figured you were going to release some FP branded bionics soon so I wasn't gonna say anything

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    ban khoo

    [Last.fm][Steam][Twitter]
  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Which items are most likely to get me laid

    Steam: turamb | Origin: Turamb | 3DS: 3411-1109-4537 | NNID: Turambar | Warframe(PC): Turamb
  • zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    I've been mulling over buying the assassin's steed hoodie for my wife since it went up... She has a horse... maybe you could make the actual horse-sized assassin's steed outfit? ;)

  • zerzhulzerzhul Registered User, Moderator mod
    Turambar wrote: »
    Which items are most likely to get me laid

    Obviously the first party jacket. Weren't you listening?

  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    Robotic Bazooka Delivery is at the $300 tier.

    I have found that the First Party line does well in that regard. ahem.

    zerzhul, if you buy.. like... 10 hoodies... that might work.

    Some guy.
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