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[College Football] Week Seven. Chaos Reigns!

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    is that a state?

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    yeah, for some reason Tennessee let him burn down their program as well

    hopefully the jig is up now

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    it's a place where corn won't grow, dirt's too rocky by far

    that's why all the folks on rocky top get their corn from a jar

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    illinois has an underground library so the cornfield at the center of campus can get the necessary sunlight

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    I thought Tennessee was the most impressive job Kiffen did because he accomplished it in a year. That's dedication to your craft.

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    I thought Tennessee was the most impressive job Kiffen did because he accomplished it in a year. That's dedication to your craft.

    Yeah but USC will be his masterwork. It takes time to craft something this amazing. A lot of heart and dedication must go into it.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    Xehalus on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I wonder how awkward the Kiffin Christmas will be

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  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    "Hey pops thanks for buying me another year or two!"

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Remember how the NCAA changed the bowl waiver rule so that 6-7 teams couldn't get a pass to play ?

    Turns out they don't really care about their own rules.

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    'cause cash rules

  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    "Hey pops thanks for buying me another year or two!"

    That means Monte's not getting him anything else for Christmas.

    Lane probably cried about that.

  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Remember how the NCAA changed the bowl waiver rule so that 6-7 teams couldn't get a pass to play ?

    Turns out they don't really care about their own rules.

    The only reason we're playing is that two other teams broke NCAA rules and are ineligible. That argument obviously holds weight with the NCAA, too.

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Yeah, if GT wasn't in the ACC Championship I don't think they'd get that exception.

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Someone's tweeting that Georgia Tech will be going to the Big Ten.

    It's just a random tweet, so I don't really believe it. That being said, I think GT would be a great addition.

  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    GT would fit the big ten rather well, now that I think about it

  • mrt144mrt144 King of the Numbernames Registered User regular
    Syphyre wrote: »
    GT would fit the big ten rather well, now that I think about it

    Yeah, just what we need, another Michigan State.

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    GT is an excellent fit.

    Of course, if it is true, it would mean that the Big ten would likely be the first to 16.

    The old, stodgy conference becoming the first Superconference?

    weird.

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited November 2012
    seems like the strategy to beating the SEC

    is numbers

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  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Someone's tweeting that Georgia Tech will be going to the Big Ten.

    It's just a random tweet, so I don't really believe it. That being said, I think GT would be a great addition.

    I wouldn't mind going to the B1G since it looks like the ACC is going to eat it during the next mega-expansion. That said, I don't believe the rumor that's going around right now.

  • SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    I vaguely cheer for GT because I went there for graduate school, but you really don't get any school spirit in grad school. That all comes in undergrad.

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HOT MACTION?

    THE TEAMS: The Kent State Golden Flashes will be taking on the Northern Illinois Huskies.

    LOCATION: Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan.

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    This picture is from a previous MACTION Championship Game. I have no idea why the MAC does this to itself.

    WHEN: Friday, November 30

    WHERE: ESPN 2

    ARE YOU PREPARED FOR THE MACTION? Probably not.

    HOW DID WE GET HERE, KENT STATE EDITION: By beating almost everyone else. Kent State does one thing really well: score. Their lowest point total in a win was 23, but the Golden Flashes have hit or topped 35 points 7 times this year. The defense also has been fairly good as well, limiting opponents to an average of 23.6 PPG (this number includes anomalies of 43 against Ball State and the Kentucky massacre). Oh, and they beat Big East runner up and future Big 10 member Rutgers. I guess that counts for something?

    But, if we really must know about Kent State's season, two things come to mind. One was their asskicking at the hands of Kentucky. Kentucky, as you may recall, is an SEC team (WITH DAT SEC SPEED). Kentucky is also not very good at football. I'm not using SEC standards here. I'm saying that Kentucky would have a hard time competing in the Tire Fire Big East. Kent State lost that matchup 47-14.

    The second thing is this play from Kent State's first game. For the record, THIS TEAM COULD BE A BCS TEAM.

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    BCS Busters in action

    HOW DID WE GET HERE, NORTHERN ILLINOIS EDITION: I'll be honest here, I don't know much about the Huskies. From what I see, their only loss was a one-point loss to Iowa at a neutral site (BETTER LOSS THAN KENT STATE). The Huskies look to have a similarly high-powered offense as Kent State, but their defense looks decidedly better, at 17.4 PPG given up.

    Here is what I do know about Northern Illinois: a friend of mine ended up going to Northern Illinois on a soccer scholarship. Supposedly she is doing very well, but it is next-to-impossible to find women's soccer stats for the MAC without actually trying to do it. Also Northern Illinois always seems to do well. This is their third-straight MACTION Title game, going 1-1 over the last two games. What is important, though, is that they won last year. Northern Illinois knows what they need to do to win this game.

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    A dog mascot and his dog, dawg.

    SO WHO SHOULD WE ROOT FOR? Here is a fun statistic: every non-AQ conference participant in the BCS was undefeated when they went to their bowl game. Kent State has a chance to break that. I'm not sure this is a good thing. They would easily be the worst non-AQ BCS participant in history (I'm willing to put that horrific Hawaii loss on Georgia being hell-bent on murdering someone that game), and there would be a few non-AQs from the past that I would put ahead of this team. But hey, they would probably give Florida its best game of all its potential matchups. Yes this is a stab at Florida. Try putting away a Sun Belt team early for once, Gators.

    BUT SERIOUSLY WHO SHOULD WE ROOT FOR? One last outbreak of good old-fashioned MACTION.

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Are you happy now, BFL?

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Nirya, I am truly worried about your sanity

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Just wait until I do the BCS bowl games and get to rag on Florida State's schedule.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    Are you happy now, BFL?

    I am indeed happy.

    Thank you, Nirya.

    MACtion forever

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Guys, MACtion is going on right now.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    MACtion MACtion MACtion

    on ESPN2 because 1 ESPN isn't enough to contain all the MACtion!

  • CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    So sad the MWC doesn't have a championship game right now.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    KENT STATE JUST RECOVERED A FUMBLE

    EVERYONE I HOPE YOU ARE WATCHING THIS MACTION

  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    I was wondering when MACtion would rear its head.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    GO BRUINS!!

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    NIU went for a fake field goal, and it worked... but they called a time out before the snap and so it was negated.

    ...MACtion?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Yeah, if GT wasn't in the ACC Championship I don't think they'd get that exception.
    except the rule was designed SPECIFICALLY FOR THAT PURPOSE.

    i.e. in response to the UCLA dilemma.

    God, goose.

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Oh my god this Joseph Fauria piece. Fauria is easily my favorite player on the team. He's just a giant goof that is also REALLY GOOD at football.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I know a Northern Illinois fan that is still pissed that they lost to Iowa. And rightly so! Iowa is terrible.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    @bogey when is your game and what channel?

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Munkus it is in a few minutes on Fox.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    @Munkus Beaver It's on in 3 minutes on Fox!

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Good lord Stanford Stadium is empty. Stanford fans just hate showing up for their team.

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