my family loves to tell the story of our trip to medieval times, especially to new girlfriends of mine
so here goes!
I was six and we went to disneyland for three days
for dinner one night, I was told we were going to have pizza
now, to understand what this meant to me, you have to understand how I viewed pizza
as far as I was concerned, pizza was the absolute pinnacle of food
so when we got out of the car and saw where we were going, I began to suspect, but dared not admit, that my father and stepmother had lied to me about getting pizza
but that is indeed what happened
I made it my mission to be an immovable rock of distemper during this meal
I would pitch no fits, but I would make sure that everyone who looked at me knew that this was a child who had been wronged
so there is a picture of my six-year-old self, taken by one of the waitresses, sitting next to my sister (who is loving every second of this circumstance), looking for all the world like a caricature of grouchiness
all cartoonish, exagerrated frown
I loosened up when it became clear that instead of pizza I'd get to eat an entire hen with my hands
I love how Robert Khoo looks different every time they include him in the comic.
+1
Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
my family loves to tell the story of our trip to medieval times, especially to new girlfriends of mine
so here goes!
I was six and we went to disneyland for three days
for dinner one night, I was told we were going to have pizza
now, to understand what this meant to me, you have to understand how I viewed pizza
as far as I was concerned, pizza was the absolute pinnacle of food
so when we got out of the car and saw where we were going, I began to suspect, but dared not admit, that my father and stepmother had lied to me about getting pizza
but that is indeed what happened
I made it my mission to be an immovable rock of distemper during this meal
I would pitch no fits, but I would make sure that everyone who looked at me knew that this was a child who had been wronged
so there is a picture of my six-year-old self, taken by one of the waitresses, sitting next to my sister (who is loving every second of this circumstance), looking for all the world like a caricature of grouchiness
all cartoonish, exagerrated frown
I loosened up when it became clear that instead of pizza I'd get to eat an entire hen with my hands
I guess this is pretty good, I thought
yeah that's pretty much exactly the face I was making
I wish I had a copy of that picture, I'd post the fuck out of it
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Shortytouching the meatIntergalactic Cool CourtRegistered Userregular
then not long after: is everyone secretly lying to me? my apartment is definitely getting robbed right now
must be some misfiring sugar rush
that
Is quite odd
I can understand, it does sound like a very sudden sugar rush that's causing it to some degree. I occasionally get a little jittery internally when I eat enough sweets.
Dich, how much candy is consumed when the paranoia hits?
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Aww dudes! Did I miss the conversation about Medieval Times? I love Medieval Times!
Any forumers who want to come to Atlanta have an open invitation to come along with us to the Atlanta castle whenever they like. I can usually get tickets for about $30 a pop and the cast in Atlanta is super into the stage fighting. The horses are also really impressively well-trained and the lady who does the hawking demonstration is a certified badass.
Hot tip: the most gas for your booze dollar it's a the Royal Knight. Is a red punch drink that tastes like fruit juice but has the equivalent of about two Long Island iced teas in alcohol content.
Also our green knight has been promoted to barbarian king and he loves to play the villain. He's the best, hammiest part of the show!
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tiny volcanoes
need video of popping...
for research...
Just hang out with the guy at every opportunity. He'll appreciate it.
They are hard to not pick at a bunch.
Teach him how to snowboard while you're at it.
Look, all you need to know is that youtube exists, and that there are literally a billion hours of this already.
But I crave a tangential connection
eating candy is code for smoking pot, or are you just odd.
it goes
eat candy
then not long after: is everyone secretly lying to me? my apartment is definitely getting robbed right now
must be some misfiring sugar rush
I was just gonna leave it at that one post, but he's up in Alaska and only about two years or so away from being able to post here.
I was just planning on buying a nice webcam so I can skype with him like my parents do.
I know I talk shit a lot about my parents, with their crazy religious ideology and far right voting records, but they do right by their only grandson.
Any recommendations for a webcam?
I love how Robert Khoo looks different every time they include him in the comic.
that
Is quite odd
What's so rad about radscorpions?
yeah that's pretty much exactly the face I was making
I wish I had a copy of that picture, I'd post the fuck out of it
I desperately want to finish this reference but it flies in the face of the edict
'tis not fair
Fallout 2 is against the glorious edict?
I can understand, it does sound like a very sudden sugar rush that's causing it to some degree. I occasionally get a little jittery internally when I eat enough sweets.
Dich, how much candy is consumed when the paranoia hits?
Aww man, really? They made something like 150 million of those fuckers!
I was pretty confused and surprised, yet did not think to doubt the veracity of such information coming from such a cute avatar.
I can't exactly call you a dumbass, can I?
either way!
Any forumers who want to come to Atlanta have an open invitation to come along with us to the Atlanta castle whenever they like. I can usually get tickets for about $30 a pop and the cast in Atlanta is super into the stage fighting. The horses are also really impressively well-trained and the lady who does the hawking demonstration is a certified badass.
Hot tip: the most gas for your booze dollar it's a the Royal Knight. Is a red punch drink that tastes like fruit juice but has the equivalent of about two Long Island iced teas in alcohol content.
Also our green knight has been promoted to barbarian king and he loves to play the villain. He's the best, hammiest part of the show!
Wow, I was really dense on that one. You might call me a dumbass.