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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Merry Christmas

    or should I say. . .

    Happy Holidays!

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    it's not yet christmas!

    shun the east coasters! shun them!

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    But seriously, cookbooks or board games

    For once there aren't many vidya games I want

    At least not for the price they're currently at

  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    I done fucked up.

    I figured I would build my kids a gaming pc as my present to them. They're always fighting over the wii/tv and they both have pc games they want to play on my comp as soon as I sit down to do something. I have plenty of spare parts lying around, thought it a good plan.

    Saturday night after lights out I got to work and had their pc built pretty quickly. Went to fire it up? Nothing. Tested/tried everything...think the mobo I was using is dead. A trip to microcenter.com and a few hundred dollars later, I had a new mobo/ram/cpu that I would take, transferring mine into the case I have for them. Left work today at 3, went to Cambridge to pick the stuff up, back to Boston to pick up the last of the gifts Santa hid in my office, and then home to make cookies and dinner and clean.

    Got the kiddies to bed, got everything together on started to get to work shifting the guts from my case to theirs.

    Mobo:Atx Case:Mini or Micro ATX.

    FUCK.

    Now I'm asshole daddy with a promise of gifts to come on Friday, when the new case comes from Amazon. Santa is stupid and shops drunk, so they're getting a shit ton of presents, but none from me.

    Fuck me.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    Filipino Christmas means a giant noche buena dinner and then singing/yelling karaoke

  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    filipino anything involves lots of karaoke

    i was at a filipino funeral and the whole service was a minister singing "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I done fucked up.

    I figured I would build my kids a gaming pc as my present to them. They're always fighting over the wii/tv and they both have pc games they want to play on my comp as soon as I sit down to do something. I have plenty of spare parts lying around, thought it a good plan.

    Saturday night after lights out I got to work and had their pc built pretty quickly. Went to fire it up? Nothing. Tested/tried everything...think the mobo I was using is dead. A trip to microcenter.com and a few hundred dollars later, I had a new mobo/ram/cpu that I would take, transferring mine into the case I have for them. Left work today at 3, went to Cambridge to pick the stuff up, back to Boston to pick up the last of the gifts Santa hid in my office, and then home to make cookies and dinner and clean.

    Got the kiddies to bed, got everything together on started to get to work shifting the guts from my case to theirs.

    Mobo:Atx Case:Mini or Micro ATX.

    FUCK.

    Now I'm asshole daddy with a promise of gifts to come on Friday, when the new case comes from Amazon. Santa is stupid and shops drunk, so they're getting a shit ton of presents, but none from me.

    Fuck me.

    Man, that's not your fault. I mean it's not like you're saying "Welp, no Christmas for you kids!" Or anything.

    You are far from an asshole here, man.

  • fyastarterfyastarter Registered User regular
    They'll learn to wait for the awesome things, now thats a real gift, the gift of patience.

  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    Don't even tell them about it

    just be like "oh and here is some more shit" on friday so you look like super dad

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    The polar express is probably my favorite Christmas book

  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    The polar express is probably my favorite Christmas book

    http://youtu.be/Dfd8uoaSZ2M

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Mori get board games

    The internet has recipes

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    SoaL wrote: »
    Don't even tell them about it

    just be like "oh and here is some more shit" on friday so you look like super dad

    Or just slap your kids and tell them to appreciate what they've got because some parents can't afford to buy their kids the gifts they want to.

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  • Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Mori get board games

    The internet has recipes

    Your point is intriguing, yes.

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    That said, I do love me a nice cookbook.

    And Phaidon publishes some nice-ass cookbooks.

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

    NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE

    BLM - ACAB
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    We are Legion.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    We are Legion.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    We are Legion.

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    oh sweet god, this is it, isn't it

    the end of all things

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I am Gay.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I'm at work until dawn, then I have to be back in twelve hours. Then 6 hours after that shift. My ex sent me some shitty messages, and one of my employees fathers sat me down tonight to tell me that its not too late, I can lose weight and not die. Merry Christmas

  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Jesus...three robot santas...clint eastwood is gay....bfl is right, these are the end days.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    one of my employees fathers sat me down tonight to tell me that its not too late, I can lose weight and not die. Merry Christmas

    Fuck that guy

    I hope you told him to get fucked

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    To be fair, I think it was a sincere gesture. He has diabetes and is on dialysis. He pulled me aside to talk to me. The whole thing was just....awkward.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Not to mention a hit on the old self esteem. I've been hitting the gym pretty hard lately and am down 8lbs.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Sincere or not

    It is nobody's place to tell you that except your doctor

  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    he just figured he was doing a good deed

    people do awkward shit when they think they're doing a Good Deed (see: pestering mourners)

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    one of my employees fathers sat me down tonight to tell me that its not too late, I can lose weight and not die. Merry Christmas

    Fuck that guy

    I hope you told him to get fucked

    yeah that's not an overreaction or anything

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Fat people know that they're fat

    Telling someone they're ugly and will die soon makes you an asshole

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Fat people know that they're fat

    Telling someone they're ugly and will die soon makes you an asshole

    cool and when somebody thinks they're doing you a favor, you come out looking like a bigger asshole

    they will also not reassess what they've said and instead will get defensive

    so if you wanna be the guy people think is a shitbag then go right ahead

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    "hey I understand you were trying to be nice, but you kinda offended me there. commenting on other people's weight is pretty rude"

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2012
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-BW2gKnVz8

    Do you like drugs? Yeah, well me too

    Clint Eastwood on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    i dunno i like hugs though

  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
  • PersonfacePersonface HAIL GAY SATANRegistered User regular
  • fyastarterfyastarter Registered User regular
    Somones girlfriend and I upstairs a rimming...

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