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Community: let's crap out this piece of crap [S6 March 17th]
TexiKen
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Dean Dangerous. The CIA's most successful agent, capable of taking out any terrorist in the known world with his uncanny ability to pose as a complete failure and use his brazen sexuality to confuse pretty much everyone in a 2 mile radius. Never one to leave without his hoodie, he would embark on a quest through time that the world would never be able to accurately document. Until now.
October 19, 2012, that's when all this trouble started. Dean Dangerous was on his way to his parents house to reveal something so major it would forever change the Dangerous family name. All he needed to do was get to the next exit, which was a few streets ahead. But he got a flat tire and wound up trapped in a massive blizzard, because he was in Colorado, not California. Some people might have thought it was California because of the loose articles of clothing you always saw, but in reality it was Colorado. Stranded in the blizzard and out of gas, Dean came across other vehicles stranded on the highway, stumbling upon a tractor trailer that contained what appeared to be a regular desk surrounded by boxes of costumes and adult toys for novelty store Dildopolis. But this was no ordinary desk, it was........a time desk. Tired from planning the speech to his father the night before, Dean rested his head on the desk as the cold winds continued to blow outside, placing his head right on the desk. All Dean could think of as he closed his eyes was how big the snowflakes were, like the spots on a Dalmatian.
When he awoke, Dean was shocked that he wound up back in Ancient Rome! And it was nothing like his favorite film Spartacus!
For one full year Dean struggled to survive in these times, but one year later on October 19th he was pulled forward through time once more, taking the form of a cat in London!
He was Danish street performer during the Renaissance!
Later he became a witch in New England!
He was a cowboy painter during the Gold Rush!
An extra in the film the Road Warrior!
During 1993 he was actually a divorced father who dressed up a his ex-wife's housekeeper to see his three children!
After this bizarre turn, he wound up in Colorado. The date? September 17th, 2009. But this time he found himself in the body of Craig Pelton, the Dean of Greendale Community College. But this time on October 19th he didn't jump forward in time, he remained. This confused Dean, who was becoming more and more like Craig in actions and mannerisms, finding that this Dean might have been his soulmate. A year passed, nothing. Another year passed, and he thought he might move on but he stayed. Surely, the third year would mean he finally moves on, back to his time! But as October 29th, 2012 passed nothing happened, it was as though he was in limbo, waiting for his story to be finished. Maybe after 13 weeks he could move on? Oh, how time played such tricks on him, Dean wished he could just curl into a ball and cry!
Help Dean Dangerous get back to his right time, which can only be six years and ninety minutes after September 17, 2009. How can you do that, you may be asking? It's rather simple, you can watch NBC on FridayThursday nights at 8:30pm eastern / 7:30pm central 8:00pm eastern / 7:00pm central, and also by purchasing DVDs of Dean's amazing escapades of the past three years as well as multiple Hulu watches and the use of Nielson boxes if possible.
But let's be honest, this is probably it, which sucks. So just enjoy what we have left, root for Britta, boo Annie, watch Donald Glover become the next Eddie Murphy, from meteoric rise to Pluto Nash fall (complete with hookers!), and see Chevy Chase make it hard for anyone to like him.
October 19, 2012, that's when all this trouble started. Dean Dangerous was on his way to his parents house to reveal something so major it would forever change the Dangerous family name. All he needed to do was get to the next exit, which was a few streets ahead. But he got a flat tire and wound up trapped in a massive blizzard, because he was in Colorado, not California. Some people might have thought it was California because of the loose articles of clothing you always saw, but in reality it was Colorado. Stranded in the blizzard and out of gas, Dean came across other vehicles stranded on the highway, stumbling upon a tractor trailer that contained what appeared to be a regular desk surrounded by boxes of costumes and adult toys for novelty store Dildopolis. But this was no ordinary desk, it was........a time desk. Tired from planning the speech to his father the night before, Dean rested his head on the desk as the cold winds continued to blow outside, placing his head right on the desk. All Dean could think of as he closed his eyes was how big the snowflakes were, like the spots on a Dalmatian.
When he awoke, Dean was shocked that he wound up back in Ancient Rome! And it was nothing like his favorite film Spartacus!
For one full year Dean struggled to survive in these times, but one year later on October 19th he was pulled forward through time once more, taking the form of a cat in London!
He was Danish street performer during the Renaissance!
Later he became a witch in New England!
He was a cowboy painter during the Gold Rush!
An extra in the film the Road Warrior!
During 1993 he was actually a divorced father who dressed up a his ex-wife's housekeeper to see his three children!
After this bizarre turn, he wound up in Colorado. The date? September 17th, 2009. But this time he found himself in the body of Craig Pelton, the Dean of Greendale Community College. But this time on October 19th he didn't jump forward in time, he remained. This confused Dean, who was becoming more and more like Craig in actions and mannerisms, finding that this Dean might have been his soulmate. A year passed, nothing. Another year passed, and he thought he might move on but he stayed. Surely, the third year would mean he finally moves on, back to his time! But as October 29th, 2012 passed nothing happened, it was as though he was in limbo, waiting for his story to be finished. Maybe after 13 weeks he could move on? Oh, how time played such tricks on him, Dean wished he could just curl into a ball and cry!
Help Dean Dangerous get back to his right time, which can only be six years and ninety minutes after September 17, 2009. How can you do that, you may be asking? It's rather simple, you can watch NBC on FridayThursday nights at 8:30pm eastern / 7:30pm central 8:00pm eastern / 7:00pm central, and also by purchasing DVDs of Dean's amazing escapades of the past three years as well as multiple Hulu watches and the use of Nielson boxes if possible.
But let's be honest, this is probably it, which sucks. So just enjoy what we have left, root for Britta, boo Annie, watch Donald Glover become the next Eddie Murphy, from meteoric rise to Pluto Nash fall (complete with hookers!), and see Chevy Chase make it hard for anyone to like him.
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Pretty excited for Community's imminent return. Somebody more energetic than me should get to work on the Chuck Subway buying day to keep the show on the air.
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Many shows can survive the friday night death slot. Chuck*, 30 Rock and Parks & Rec. have done very well. But that's more revealing about NBC's lack of strong tv series, so there's less pressure to cancel them.
* it did almost get cancelled a few times
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BTW, has anyone else noticed that the lighting just seems a lot flatter in season 3?
I'll never tell!
In what way? I'm probably being dense.
Dean's name is Craig. The Deans List is category of students who excelled during the term and got high grades. Deans List - Dean Craig - Craig's List.
Wouldn't be a shock if it wasn't uninentional.
The the lighting, and a lot else of what goes into the show visually, was noticeably lower quality in season 3. From what I've heard, they were working with a lower budget each season, and the only reason it isn't noticeable in season 2 is that Dan Harmon put a lot of his own money into it. By season three, there was too much of a gap for him to personally cover (season two still having a much higher budget than season three).
I rolled my eyes at first but when he came back and said that I just died.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y7ACRFd9aJ4#at=39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
This could either be really good or really bad.
I guess they're sticking with season 3's trend of being over-the-top ridiculous? I really liked last season, I thought it was as funny as 1 or 2, but I know a lot of people had a problem with it.
SQUEEEE~
Season 3 Abed: "Let's try removing kool aids with the opposite color kool aid. Why isn't this wound healing?"
They just need a meta parody of "The Producers" where they reveal that they're trying to lose the audience on purpose.
Obviously I'll be watching when it comes back, and I really hope it's great. I do miss the slightly more subdued (by comparison) tone of the first season though.
I'd also concede it has the highest ratio of meh episodes, but I think the good ones and the Chang Dynasty arc make up for it