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Community: let's crap out this piece of crap [S6 March 17th]

TexiKenTexiKen Dammit!That fish really got me!Registered User regular
edited March 2015 in Debate and/or Discourse
Dean Dangerous. The CIA's most successful agent, capable of taking out any terrorist in the known world with his uncanny ability to pose as a complete failure and use his brazen sexuality to confuse pretty much everyone in a 2 mile radius. Never one to leave without his hoodie, he would embark on a quest through time that the world would never be able to accurately document. Until now.

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October 19, 2012, that's when all this trouble started. Dean Dangerous was on his way to his parents house to reveal something so major it would forever change the Dangerous family name. All he needed to do was get to the next exit, which was a few streets ahead. But he got a flat tire and wound up trapped in a massive blizzard, because he was in Colorado, not California. Some people might have thought it was California because of the loose articles of clothing you always saw, but in reality it was Colorado. Stranded in the blizzard and out of gas, Dean came across other vehicles stranded on the highway, stumbling upon a tractor trailer that contained what appeared to be a regular desk surrounded by boxes of costumes and adult toys for novelty store Dildopolis. But this was no ordinary desk, it was........a time desk. Tired from planning the speech to his father the night before, Dean rested his head on the desk as the cold winds continued to blow outside, placing his head right on the desk. All Dean could think of as he closed his eyes was how big the snowflakes were, like the spots on a Dalmatian.

When he awoke, Dean was shocked that he wound up back in Ancient Rome! And it was nothing like his favorite film Spartacus!

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For one full year Dean struggled to survive in these times, but one year later on October 19th he was pulled forward through time once more, taking the form of a cat in London!

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He was Danish street performer during the Renaissance!

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Later he became a witch in New England!

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He was a cowboy painter during the Gold Rush!

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An extra in the film the Road Warrior!

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During 1993 he was actually a divorced father who dressed up a his ex-wife's housekeeper to see his three children!

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After this bizarre turn, he wound up in Colorado. The date? September 17th, 2009. But this time he found himself in the body of Craig Pelton, the Dean of Greendale Community College. But this time on October 19th he didn't jump forward in time, he remained. This confused Dean, who was becoming more and more like Craig in actions and mannerisms, finding that this Dean might have been his soulmate. A year passed, nothing. Another year passed, and he thought he might move on but he stayed. Surely, the third year would mean he finally moves on, back to his time! But as October 29th, 2012 passed nothing happened, it was as though he was in limbo, waiting for his story to be finished. Maybe after 13 weeks he could move on? Oh, how time played such tricks on him, Dean wished he could just curl into a ball and cry!

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Help Dean Dangerous get back to his right time, which can only be six years and ninety minutes after September 17, 2009. How can you do that, you may be asking? It's rather simple, you can watch NBC on FridayThursday nights at 8:30pm eastern / 7:30pm central 8:00pm eastern / 7:00pm central, and also by purchasing DVDs of Dean's amazing escapades of the past three years as well as multiple Hulu watches and the use of Nielson boxes if possible.


But let's be honest, this is probably it, which sucks. So just enjoy what we have left, root for Britta, boo Annie, watch Donald Glover become the next Eddie Murphy, from meteoric rise to Pluto Nash fall (complete with hookers!), and see Chevy Chase make it hard for anyone to like him.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    This can't come back soon enough.

  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    That OP is fucking amazing.

    Pretty excited for Community's imminent return. Somebody more energetic than me should get to work on the Chuck Subway buying day to keep the show on the air.

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  • SwainwalkerSwainwalker Registered User regular
    Personally, I'm looking forward to "Dean Dangerous 2: Time Hoodie"

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    This is a great OP for what will probably be the last ever D&D Community thread.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ_R-G_i4Xk

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  • Inter_dInter_d Registered User regular
    God, that was still the funniest Dean costume to me.

    "I have to go to the bank today, what am I supposed to tell people in line? I have good news and bad news?"

    Jim rash, don't ever change you wonderful man.

  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Will the delayed start mean it'll run after bbt finishes?

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  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    If netflix can front an entire season of arrested development - well, anything is possible. Dont write community off just yet!

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    How did the other show NBC put in the death slot do in ratings anyway

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  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    Spoit wrote: »
    How did the other show NBC put in the death slot do in ratings anyway

    Many shows can survive the friday night death slot. Chuck*, 30 Rock and Parks & Rec. have done very well. But that's more revealing about NBC's lack of strong tv series, so there's less pressure to cancel them.

    * it did almost get cancelled a few times

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  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    Chuck survived because it had consistent ratings and a diehard fanbase that was willing to prove it would do whatever it took to support the show. And it's probably the closest analog to Community, but way more expensive so that should help Community if fan reaction can keep it alive.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Chuck had slightly better ratings, too.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • SchrodingerSchrodinger Registered User regular
    So apparently you can buy the HD episodes on Amazon for $13 per season.

    BTW, has anyone else noticed that the lighting just seems a lot flatter in season 3?

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Why TexiKen, if I didn't know better I'd say you had a crush on the Dean!

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    Why TexiKen, if I didn't know better I'd say you had a crush on the Dean!

    I'll never tell!

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  • Mmmm... Cocks...Mmmm... Cocks... Registered User regular
    Slight realization recently, is the deans name some sort of Craigslist joke?

  • DisrupterDisrupter Registered User regular
    Wait parks and 30 rock got moved to friday? This year? or in the pasT?

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Slight realization recently, is the deans name some sort of Craigslist joke?

    In what way? I'm probably being dense.

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  • DisrupterDisrupter Registered User regular
    Slight realization recently, is the deans name some sort of Craigslist joke?

    In what way? I'm probably being dense.

    Dean's name is Craig. The Deans List is category of students who excelled during the term and got high grades. Deans List - Dean Craig - Craig's List.

    Wouldn't be a shock if it wasn't uninentional.

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  • TubularTubular Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    So apparently you can buy the HD episodes on Amazon for $13 per season.

    BTW, has anyone else noticed that the lighting just seems a lot flatter in season 3?

    The the lighting, and a lot else of what goes into the show visually, was noticeably lower quality in season 3. From what I've heard, they were working with a lower budget each season, and the only reason it isn't noticeable in season 2 is that Dan Harmon put a lot of his own money into it. By season three, there was too much of a gap for him to personally cover (season two still having a much higher budget than season three).

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Inter_d wrote: »
    God, that was still the funniest Dean costume to me.

    "I have to go to the bank today, what am I supposed to tell people in line? I have good news and bad news?"

    Jim rash, don't ever change you wonderful man.

    I rolled my eyes at first but when he came back and said that I just died.

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
  • bloodatonementbloodatonement Registered User regular
    And to think, the speech teacher was almost the dean instead.

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  • DisrupterDisrupter Registered User regular
    Yeah, the self aware good news and bad news dean was one of the best moments of community.

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    speech teacher?

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  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    The teacher from the class were Shirley had to do a talk and Pierce told her to use attention grabbing words and to use the 'offer them a sandwich' hand gesture.

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  • SwainwalkerSwainwalker Registered User regular
    "Miss Bennett, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to put down the cards."

  • Mmmm... Cocks...Mmmm... Cocks... Registered User regular
    Disrupter wrote: »
    Slight realization recently, is the deans name some sort of Craigslist joke?

    In what way? I'm probably being dense.

    Dean's name is Craig. The Deans List is category of students who excelled during the term and got high grades. Deans List - Dean Craig - Craig's List.

    Wouldn't be a shock if it wasn't uninentional.
    I was more getting at the fact that the personals there can be full of some really crazy people. More so the dean in the first season, meeting those furry dalmation dudes who responded to an ad.

  • bloodatonementbloodatonement Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    ....

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    clip from upcoming episide. i guess that means its actually coming back maybe!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y7ACRFd9aJ4#at=39

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  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    clip from upcoming episide. i guess that means its actually coming back maybe!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Y7ACRFd9aJ4#at=39

    This could either be really good or really bad.

    I guess they're sticking with season 3's trend of being over-the-top ridiculous? I really liked last season, I thought it was as funny as 1 or 2, but I know a lot of people had a problem with it.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Community is coming back?

    SQUEEEE~

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    For me it was the sacrifice of narrative and character integrity for laughs. So while it was as funny as the other two seasons, it was a poorer show in the end.

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  • SchrodingerSchrodinger Registered User regular
    Season 2 Abed: Delivered a baby, twice.

    Season 3 Abed: "Let's try removing kool aids with the opposite color kool aid. Why isn't this wound healing?"

  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    February 7th October 19th seems so far away

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  • SchrodingerSchrodinger Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Also, that trailer makes it look like they're just wallowing in self-parody at this point. I just can't get excited about that trailer.

    They just need a meta parody of "The Producers" where they reveal that they're trying to lose the audience on purpose.

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  • TubularTubular Registered User regular
    I liked season 3, but it did feel a bit too wacky, and a bit thin at times. It seemed like they took everything they had said made the show work in the first season, and went completely the other way with it.

    Obviously I'll be watching when it comes back, and I really hope it's great. I do miss the slightly more subdued (by comparison) tone of the first season though.

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Eh, season 3 also had Chaos Theory, best episode ever, and a bunch of other highs like the Law and Order ep. And while the narrative got warped a lot more frequently in season 3, I don't think it was any worse than the zombies or the KFC spaceship or Paintball or any other time things got weird. It's just it happens a lot more often in season 3.

    I'd also concede it has the highest ratio of meh episodes, but I think the good ones and the Chang Dynasty arc make up for it

    Oh brilliant
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