people that I hate

Fallout

Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »

You should have given her a pirate.

A pirate is where you're doing a girl from behind and right before you orgasm you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you're done.

And then as she turns around you cum in her left eye and punch her in the stomach so she holds a hand over her eye and says "ARRRGGG"

hehehehehe

she actually wanted to have crazy fistfights and shit while we were having sex, i was down for those in theory but uh

i could see it being awkward you know

"sorry officer, but she was asking for it"

Whippy

oogmar wrote: »

WhipstitchZombie wrote: »

you should send me pictures of her titties

honestly i don't care whose they are i just want to see a fat pair

I almost posted shots from New Year's '05/'06...

But then I realized that I was 18 at the time, making them totally legal on the internet.

And the sfw one just doesn't pack as much of a punch....

you should give them all to me anyways

I see nothing wrong with this plan

(please)

Whippy

or just take some now, I'm down with that

trentsteel

me too plz



age of consent where I live is 16 so it's okay

Silmaril

This is going to degenerate pretty damn quick.

oogmar

Or you could go to PAX. My tits happen a lot more when I'm drunk.

I'll always love my boobs for completely being in the way in this picture.

Edit:

Silmaril wrote: »

This is going to degenerate pretty damn quick.

Agreed. We might as well enjoy it while it lasts.

trentsteel

I'll reward them with pics of me in my venom costume

specifically my ass

Fallout

i fully plan on drinking with oogmar at pax

trentsteel

oogmar wrote: »

Or you could go to PAX. My tits happen a lot more when I'm drunk.

I'll always love my boobs for completely being in the way in this picture.

I am coming to PAX


Damn, no I'm not, I can't justify the money.

Fallout

i can!

Silmaril

Stupid fucking ocean, always getting in the way.

Knob

are we doing titties

i've had too many gins so i think i can handle being an internet pervert

HEY INTERNET GIRLS SHOW ME YOUR GOODS AND SERVICES SO I CAN MAKE AN INFORMED PURCHASE

Knob

wow that shopping metaphor went to a seedier place than i had originally intented

neat

Pkmoutl

Maybe in 08.

Then I'll let Whippy see my tits.

I keep them in a cedar box.

Dublo7

ffs, i want to go to PAX and mug some really white anime fan.

Whippy

oogmar wrote: »

Or you could go to PAX. My tits happen a lot more when I'm drunk.

I will actually be living in WA in like a week

Pkmoutl

Knob wrote: »

are we doing titties

i've had too many gins so i think i can handle being an internet pervert

HEY INTERNET GIRLS SHOW ME YOUR GOODS AND SERVICES SO I CAN MAKE AN INFORMED PURCHASE

TittieBay

Axim

all stealing his limited edition sailor mercury keychain

Fallout

I'm going to go up to Seattle and crash with my buddy Max and wander around PAX like "yeearghghghhhh WOOOOOO"

oogmar

WhipstitchZombie wrote: »

oogmar wrote: »

Or you could go to PAX. My tits happen a lot more when I'm drunk.

I will actually be living in WA in like a week

Wherein?

Also, giggity.

PS: When you say "Seattle" I'll be like, "Aw, shitfuck, now I have no choice but to visit instead of making up clever excuses to have Enforcers come visit me instead."

Knob

oh for fucks sake

fallout are you going to pax

is that what you are doing


you rotten motherfucker

trentsteel

my pm box is still empty here

Fallout

Knob wrote: »

oh for fucks sake

fallout are you going to pax

is that what you are doing


you rotten motherfucker

if I can get a car and save up some money beforehand... yes!

oogmar

And Knob's is full, so get on that shit and delete some of it so I can continue to send you

not pictures of my tits.

Knob

oh okay so its a maybe

okay

Knob

oogmar wrote: »

And Knob's is full, so get on that shit and delete some of it so I can continue to send you

not pictures of my tits.

jesus it is full

i am a popular lady

Fallout

today i woke up in my buddy's van, got high, smoked camel wides and watched Dazed & Confused and then played video games with him for hours while snuggling with puppies like a faggot

part of me doesn't want to get a job again

oogmar

Knob wrote: »

oogmar wrote: »

And Knob's is full, so get on that shit and delete some of it so I can continue to send you

not pictures of my tits.

jesus it is full

i am a popular lady

That's because you're so into pegging.

Fallout

Knob wrote: »

oh okay so its a maybe

okay

it's a ARRGH REALLY REALLY WANT TO, WHY MUST I LIVE IN THE HIGHEST-COST OF LIVING AREA IN THE COUNTRY

Pkmoutl

Knob wrote: »

oogmar wrote: »

And Knob's is full, so get on that shit and delete some of it so I can continue to send you

not pictures of my tits.

jesus it is full

i am a popular lady

I PM you six times a day asking for your hand in marriage, and you have never answered me yet.

I think five years is a long enough engament, you bastard.

Now I'm going to start cheating on you with an oreo cookie the size of Mt Rushmore.

trentsteel

Personally, I like the first week or so of being unemployed, but after that I feel like a huge, useless piece of shit.

Knob

i am cool with the idea of pegging

if that is what people want to do, that's fine

i do not think i would be all hot over a girl rocking my can, though

i thought about it and was all, 'would this give me a tenboner? hmm. i do not think that it would'

Silmaril

Ass is for poop.

DonaldRumsfeld

ITT looking for possible femalish peggers with experience

PM

Fallout

butts are for fucking

trentsteel wrote: »

Personally, I like the first week or so of being unemployed, but after that I feel like a huge, useless piece of shit.

pretty much

but jobs are hard to come by

Knob

the phrase 'rocking my can' is guaranteed to give me the giggles 100% of the time

thank you achewood

Whippy

oogmar wrote: »

WhipstitchZombie wrote: »

oogmar wrote: »

Or you could go to PAX. My tits happen a lot more when I'm drunk.

I will actually be living in WA in like a week

Wherein?

Also, giggity.

PS: When you say "Seattle" I'll be like, "Aw, shitfuck, now I have no choice but to visit instead of making up clever excuses to have Enforcers come visit me instead."

I will probably be moving to the shithole of Everett

but it's not exactly set in stone

how much does it cost for you to live in seattle

would you like to move in together?

I am asking this in full seriousness

the person I have been planning on living with has not exactly been the most reliable in getting things set up

in fact we were supposed to have this place locked up and ready to move in on the 15th, five days ago, but he kind of fucked up super bad and now whoooooooooooooops.jpg I don't have anywhere to live

so I guess while he's still half-assedly looking for a place I am looking for a place too now and if someone has somewhere to offer me, in all honesty, I would probably take it

you can read my comics if you want, I have thousands of them(we will have to dedicate a room entirely to the collection)

oogmar

WhipstitchZombie wrote: »

oogmar wrote: »

WhipstitchZombie wrote: »

oogmar wrote: »

Or you could go to PAX. My tits happen a lot more when I'm drunk.

I will actually be living in WA in like a week

Wherein?

Also, giggity.

PS: When you say "Seattle" I'll be like, "Aw, shitfuck, now I have no choice but to visit instead of making up clever excuses to have Enforcers come visit me instead."

I will probably be moving to the shithole of Everett

but it's not exactly set in stone

how much does it cost for you to live in seattle

would you like to move in together?

I am asking this in full seriousness

the person I have been planning on living with has not exactly been the most reliable in getting things set up

in fact we were supposed to have this place locked up and ready to move in on the 15th, five days ago, but he kind of fucked up super bad and now whoooooooooooooops.jpg I don't have anywhere to live

so I guess while he's still half-assedly looking for a place I am looking for a place too now and if someone has somewhere to offer me, in all honesty, I would probably take it

you can read my comics if you want, I have thousands of them(we will have to dedicate a room entirely to the collection)

I live in the Portland Area (meaning Vancouver at the moment because it's way more "I don't pay rent" than Portland), which is 350/mo and upwards in rent.

So if you have good credit and want an apartment in Portland, we can talk.

Otherwise: Aw, shitfuck, now I have no choice but to visit instead of making up clever excuses to have Enforcers come visit me instead.

Fallout

I didn't know Pat was gay

man I am hella out of the loop

oogmar

Fallout wrote: »

I didn't know Pat was gay

man I am hella out of the loop

Dude, get in the now. Best story arc in a long fucking time.