I will be watching this thread for proper representation to D20; if work permits it, I shall PM Lord Rankenphile my add ons for the D&D portion of the OP. Oh, yeah, I have some RIFTS books at the house if anyone needs those or Palladium Fantasy referrenced.
the d20 system twirls around on scrabrous and oozing cocks
I will be watching this thread for proper representation to D20; if work permits it, I shall PM Lord Rankenphile my add ons for the D&D portion of the OP. Oh, yeah, I have some RIFTS books at the house if anyone needs those or Palladium Fantasy referrenced.
the d20 system twirls around on scrabrous and oozing cocks
Pace yourself, Knob.
You need to save some colorful language for RPGs like Tunnels & Trolls.
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edited March 2007
Bob the Pumpkin and I will be meeting up to paint shit and play a proxy game with our not even close to being done forces. I'll post up a battle report at some point I suppose.
I will be watching this thread for proper representation to D20; if work permits it, I shall PM Lord Rankenphile my add ons for the D&D portion of the OP. Oh, yeah, I have some RIFTS books at the house if anyone needs those or Palladium Fantasy referrenced.
the d20 system twirls around on scrabrous and oozing cocks
Fishing are we? Well, I would say something about gay Wiccan knives, but hey, why be cruel?
p.s. I have issues with the D20 system in general and D&D in specific, but it's an imperfect world; I mean, for example, YOU are a mod, so there you go.:P
I haven't had a drink in two days; I feel like the opening montage of Major Payne when it was spoofing Apocolypse Now:
"I hadn't killed me a man in almost two weeks."
edit: D&D was my first tabletop game and my first video game (AD&D Treasures of Tarmin for the Intellivision) so it holds a special place for me.
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edited March 2007
d20 modern reads like a man who has cancer of the colon stuffed a pen in his ass until it punctured his tumor, then squatted over a legal notepad and shat great steaming streams of ink, bile, shit, blood and cancer directly onto it
d20 modern reads like a man who has cancer of the colon stuffed a pen in his ass until it punctured his tumor, then squatted over a legal notepad and shat great steaming streams of ink, bile, shit, blood and cancer directly onto it
No argument here; it's like they took way too many X-Force comics and tried to throw it in a blender with the brain of a high-school dropout. Crap work overall.
I didn't know if I should put this in here or in the artrage thread, but this one is higher on the page, so enjoy:
Edit: It’s supposed to be Kharne. He has some crazy backstory of his legion of World Eaters not wanting to fight ‘cause it was cold out. Long story short, Kharne used a heavy flamer to err... motivate his men to fight.
d20 modern reads like a man who has cancer of the colon stuffed a pen in his ass until it punctured his tumor, then squatted over a legal notepad and shat great steaming streams of ink, bile, shit, blood and cancer directly onto it
No argument here; it's like they took way too many X-Force comics and tried to throw it in a blender with the brain of a high-school dropout. Crap work overall.
the goddamned wealth system
the fact that a character with a decently high strength dishes out more damage than a dude with a goddamned firearm
the ass backwards class system
the fact that there have been overt attempts to take elegant and beautiful game systems and totally pervert them by conversion to d20 (cough cough CoC d20) not every game needs to be d20 you sick fucks
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edited March 2007
okay Warhammer Fantasy is updated and done for now, but it is taking up the entire fucking 35000 character limit of the OP.
the fact that a character with a decently high strength dishes out more damage than a dude with a goddamned firearm
the ass backwards class system
the fact that there have been overt attempts to take elegant and beautiful game systems and totally pervert them by conversion to d20 (cough cough CoC d20) not every game needs to be d20 you sick fucks
As convuletd as the combat system was, I really liked the character creation system in Heroes Unlimited and Champions; the extreme annoyance of rolling 90d6 every five mintues was outweighed by the superior mental exaultation of making a really good build with a really good backstory. Plus, I always loved making some sort of super-sleuth as opposed to the min/maxing powermongers; always made me feel like I was getting more out of the game.
the rules for Cthulhu it's self were awesome. I cant seem to find the specifics but I know one of them was instant insanity for a certain number of characters every turn.
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KnobTURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModeratorMod Emeritus
the fact that a character with a decently high strength dishes out more damage than a dude with a goddamned firearm
the ass backwards class system
the fact that there have been overt attempts to take elegant and beautiful game systems and totally pervert them by conversion to d20 (cough cough CoC d20) not every game needs to be d20 you sick fucks
As convuletd as the combat system was, I really liked the character creation system in Heroes Unlimited and Champions; the extreme annoyance of rolling 90d6 every five mintues was outweighed by the superior mental exaultation of making a really good build with a really good backstory. Plus, I always loved making some sort of super-sleuth as opposed to the min/maxing powermongers; always made me feel like I was getting more out of the game.
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I miss the old West End Games D6 system. That shit was rad.
Manifest, I had a dream last night where you and I were painting some figures and you tried to tell me how to use primer and I said, "Bitch, I know how to use motherfuckin' primer, I've been painting models since I was eight," and you knocked over my jar of thinner with some sort of smug look on your face. So, I whipped out a Nerf Maverick and shot you in the left lens of your glasses and the dart just kinda stuck there for a second...and then it dropped off and knocked a jar of paint onto your brand-new, expensive-as-shit jeans.
Sorry about the jeans, dude, but Daddy don't take no sass from no metrosexual-nerds.
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KnobTURN THE BEAT BACKInternetModeratorMod Emeritus
I miss the old West End Games D6 system. That shit was rad.
Manifest, I had a dream last night where you and I were painting some figures and you tried to tell me how to use primer and I said, "Bitch, I know how to use motherfuckin' primer, I've been painting models since I was eight," and you knocked over my jar of thinner with some sort of smug look on your face. So, I whipped out a Nerf Maverick and shot you in the left lens of your glasses and the dart just kinda stuck there for a second...and then it dropped off and knocked a jar of paint onto your brand-new, expensive-as-shit jeans.
Sorry about the jeans, dude, but Daddy don't take no sass from no metrosexual-nerds.
I miss the old West End Games D6 system. That shit was rad.
Manifest, I had a dream last night where you and I were painting some figures and you tried to tell me how to use primer and I said, "Bitch, I know how to use motherfuckin' primer, I've been painting models since I was eight," and you knocked over my jar of thinner with some sort of smug look on your face. So, I whipped out a Nerf Maverick and shot you in the left lens of your glasses and the dart just kinda stuck there for a second...and then it dropped off and knocked a jar of paint onto your brand-new, expensive-as-shit jeans.
Sorry about the jeans, dude, but Daddy don't take no sass from no metrosexual-nerds.
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the d20 system twirls around on scrabrous and oozing cocks
You need to save some colorful language for RPGs like Tunnels & Trolls.
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Fishing are we? Well, I would say something about gay Wiccan knives, but hey, why be cruel?
p.s. I have issues with the D20 system in general and D&D in specific, but it's an imperfect world; I mean, for example, YOU are a mod, so there you go.:P
For D&D it works okay. not great, but i can deal with it
but d20 Modern is the most asstular example of a game system ever
except for maybe F.A.T.A.L
Maybe
I haven't had a drink in two days; I feel like the opening montage of Major Payne when it was spoofing Apocolypse Now:
"I hadn't killed me a man in almost two weeks."
edit: D&D was my first tabletop game and my first video game (AD&D Treasures of Tarmin for the Intellivision) so it holds a special place for me.
But if I buy a 40k army, then I won't have money to go to PAX.
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And while the seagulls are crying
We fall but our souls are flying
No argument here; it's like they took way too many X-Force comics and tried to throw it in a blender with the brain of a high-school dropout. Crap work overall.
Edit: It’s supposed to be Kharne. He has some crazy backstory of his legion of World Eaters not wanting to fight ‘cause it was cold out. Long story short, Kharne used a heavy flamer to err... motivate his men to fight.
So awesome.
Yeah, but if you don't have a 40K army at PAX, no one will be your friend.
the goddamned wealth system
the fact that a character with a decently high strength dishes out more damage than a dude with a goddamned firearm
the ass backwards class system
the fact that there have been overt attempts to take elegant and beautiful game systems and totally pervert them by conversion to d20 (cough cough CoC d20) not every game needs to be d20 you sick fucks
Cripes.
As convuletd as the combat system was, I really liked the character creation system in Heroes Unlimited and Champions; the extreme annoyance of rolling 90d6 every five mintues was outweighed by the superior mental exaultation of making a really good build with a really good backstory. Plus, I always loved making some sort of super-sleuth as opposed to the min/maxing powermongers; always made me feel like I was getting more out of the game.
Sanity check bizzatches!
no chaos dwarves in the OP because they're not a supported army any more, they're retarded and they look like Slash on a fucking bender.
do it for papa
Fix'd
play deeds not words
when the time comes
I'm not touching the 40k stuff for a little while, though
Cause they were fucking awesome.
Manifest, I had a dream last night where you and I were painting some figures and you tried to tell me how to use primer and I said, "Bitch, I know how to use motherfuckin' primer, I've been painting models since I was eight," and you knocked over my jar of thinner with some sort of smug look on your face. So, I whipped out a Nerf Maverick and shot you in the left lens of your glasses and the dart just kinda stuck there for a second...and then it dropped off and knocked a jar of paint onto your brand-new, expensive-as-shit jeans.
Sorry about the jeans, dude, but Daddy don't take no sass from no metrosexual-nerds.
old slaanesh noise marines
i think that they may have been one of the early factors in creating my slaanesh hatred
Oh yeah?
Well I PVP IRL bitch.
How can you hate Slaanesh? Between the old marines, Daemonettes and the Forgeworld Keeper of the Secrets they have the best Chaos model line ever.
Sucka, I roll 20's.
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