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The Great Unclean One, and other nicknames for neckbeard geeks. (Tabletop thread #2)

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  • Anime OwnsAnime Owns Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Gigglio wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    You'd prefer it come with Dark Eldar and Tau?

    No?

    I don't really care :V

    But you cared enough to bitch.
    The internet at work.

    I would have bitched no matter what was in the box.

    Truly this is a fantastic future we live in.

    Anime Owns on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    I will be watching this thread for proper representation to D20; if work permits it, I shall PM Lord Rankenphile my add ons for the D&D portion of the OP. Oh, yeah, I have some RIFTS books at the house if anyone needs those or Palladium Fantasy referrenced.

    the d20 system twirls around on scrabrous and oozing cocks

    Knob on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    I will be watching this thread for proper representation to D20; if work permits it, I shall PM Lord Rankenphile my add ons for the D&D portion of the OP. Oh, yeah, I have some RIFTS books at the house if anyone needs those or Palladium Fantasy referrenced.

    the d20 system twirls around on scrabrous and oozing cocks
    Pace yourself, Knob.

    You need to save some colorful language for RPGs like Tunnels & Trolls.

    naporeon on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Dungeons & Dicks
    Catacombs & Cocks
    Mines & Members
    Wellshafts & Weiners
    Trenches & Tallywhackers
    Bunkers & Boners



    Shafts & Shafts

    Knob on
  • SolyspSolysp Previously Kane Red Robe Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bob the Pumpkin and I will be meeting up to paint shit and play a proxy game with our not even close to being done forces. I'll post up a battle report at some point I suppose.

    Solysp on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    I will be watching this thread for proper representation to D20; if work permits it, I shall PM Lord Rankenphile my add ons for the D&D portion of the OP. Oh, yeah, I have some RIFTS books at the house if anyone needs those or Palladium Fantasy referrenced.

    the d20 system twirls around on scrabrous and oozing cocks

    Fishing are we? Well, I would say something about gay Wiccan knives, but hey, why be cruel?

    p.s. I have issues with the D20 system in general and D&D in specific, but it's an imperfect world; I mean, for example, YOU are a mod, so there you go.:P

    Darth Waiter on
  • The LuggageThe Luggage Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rank, you got some empire in my dwarves.

    The Luggage on
    Interminable
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Darth is fighty this morning

    Weaver on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Eh

    For D&D it works okay. not great, but i can deal with it

    but d20 Modern is the most asstular example of a game system ever

    except for maybe F.A.T.A.L

    Maybe

    Knob on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Darth is fighty this morning

    I haven't had a drink in two days; I feel like the opening montage of Major Payne when it was spoofing Apocolypse Now:

    "I hadn't killed me a man in almost two weeks."

    edit: D&D was my first tabletop game and my first video game (AD&D Treasures of Tarmin for the Intellivision) so it holds a special place for me.

    Darth Waiter on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    d20 modern reads like a man who has cancer of the colon stuffed a pen in his ass until it punctured his tumor, then squatted over a legal notepad and shat great steaming streams of ink, bile, shit, blood and cancer directly onto it

    Knob on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You fuckers really make me want to play 40k.

    But if I buy a 40k army, then I won't have money to go to PAX. :(

    <3 on
  • TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    I want to play some fucking G.U.R.P.S. again. I've only used it once but it was good times.

    TDL on
    Meet me on my vast veranda
    My sweet, untouched Miranda
    And while the seagulls are crying
    We fall but our souls are flying
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    d20 modern reads like a man who has cancer of the colon stuffed a pen in his ass until it punctured his tumor, then squatted over a legal notepad and shat great steaming streams of ink, bile, shit, blood and cancer directly onto it

    No argument here; it's like they took way too many X-Force comics and tried to throw it in a blender with the brain of a high-school dropout. Crap work overall.

    Darth Waiter on
  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I didn't know if I should put this in here or in the artrage thread, but this one is higher on the page, so enjoy:

    kharne.jpg

    Edit: It’s supposed to be Kharne. He has some crazy backstory of his legion of World Eaters not wanting to fight ‘cause it was cold out. Long story short, Kharne used a heavy flamer to err... motivate his men to fight.

    So awesome.

    Trexy on
  • zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    <3 wrote: »
    You fuckers really make me want to play 40k.

    But if I buy a 40k army, then I won't have money to go to PAX. :(

    Yeah, but if you don't have a 40K army at PAX, no one will be your friend.

    zenpotato on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    d20 modern reads like a man who has cancer of the colon stuffed a pen in his ass until it punctured his tumor, then squatted over a legal notepad and shat great steaming streams of ink, bile, shit, blood and cancer directly onto it

    No argument here; it's like they took way too many X-Force comics and tried to throw it in a blender with the brain of a high-school dropout. Crap work overall.

    the goddamned wealth system

    the fact that a character with a decently high strength dishes out more damage than a dude with a goddamned firearm

    the ass backwards class system

    the fact that there have been overt attempts to take elegant and beautiful game systems and totally pervert them by conversion to d20 (cough cough CoC d20) not every game needs to be d20 you sick fucks

    Knob on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    okay Warhammer Fantasy is updated and done for now, but it is taking up the entire fucking 35000 character limit of the OP.

    Cripes.

    Rankenphile on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    the goddamned wealth system

    the fact that a character with a decently high strength dishes out more damage than a dude with a goddamned firearm

    the ass backwards class system

    the fact that there have been overt attempts to take elegant and beautiful game systems and totally pervert them by conversion to d20 (cough cough CoC d20) not every game needs to be d20 you sick fucks

    As convuletd as the combat system was, I really liked the character creation system in Heroes Unlimited and Champions; the extreme annoyance of rolling 90d6 every five mintues was outweighed by the superior mental exaultation of making a really good build with a really good backstory. Plus, I always loved making some sort of super-sleuth as opposed to the min/maxing powermongers; always made me feel like I was getting more out of the game.

    Darth Waiter on
  • zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Call of Cthulhu was fine all on its own. I wouldn't play the d20 version, but I'd jump at the chance to play the old one.

    Sanity check bizzatches!

    zenpotato on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    oh

    no chaos dwarves in the OP because they're not a supported army any more, they're retarded and they look like Slash on a fucking bender.

    Rankenphile on
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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I miss the old West End Games D6 system. That shit was rad.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the rules for Cthulhu it's self were awesome. I cant seem to find the specifics but I know one of them was instant insanity for a certain number of characters every turn.

    bloodyroarxx on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    put squats in the op rank

    do it for papa

    Knob on
  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    <3 wrote: »
    You fuckers really make me want to play 40k.

    But if I buy a 40k army, then I won't have money for food


    Fix'd

    Carnivore on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    the goddamned wealth system

    the fact that a character with a decently high strength dishes out more damage than a dude with a goddamned firearm

    the ass backwards class system

    the fact that there have been overt attempts to take elegant and beautiful game systems and totally pervert them by conversion to d20 (cough cough CoC d20) not every game needs to be d20 you sick fucks

    As convuletd as the combat system was, I really liked the character creation system in Heroes Unlimited and Champions; the extreme annoyance of rolling 90d6 every five mintues was outweighed by the superior mental exaultation of making a really good build with a really good backstory. Plus, I always loved making some sort of super-sleuth as opposed to the min/maxing powermongers; always made me feel like I was getting more out of the game.

    play deeds not words

    PiptheFair on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    put squats in the op rank

    do it for papa

    when the time comes

    I'm not touching the 40k stuff for a little while, though

    Rankenphile on
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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2007
    Shit what can I do with these black orcs to make them all feral orky

    Quetzi on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    the farthest i have gone in table top gaming is hero quest, which im about to play again in an hour or two

    tsplitter on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Shit what can I do with these black orcs to make them all feral orky
    Mail them to me because I'm poor but need a regiment of Black Orcs.

    Callius on
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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    SQUATS

    Knob on
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Was it the old tzeentch chaos marines who used to have guitars?

    Cause they were fucking awesome.

    bloodyroarxx on
  • DraevenDraeven Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    well seeing as most feral orcs dont wear big bulky armor ....your borked ?

    Draeven on
    Morskitter wrote "Spikes, choppas, tentacles, magic? Can't hold a candle to Sergeant Pimp here."

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    I miss the old West End Games D6 system. That shit was rad.

    Manifest, I had a dream last night where you and I were painting some figures and you tried to tell me how to use primer and I said, "Bitch, I know how to use motherfuckin' primer, I've been painting models since I was eight," and you knocked over my jar of thinner with some sort of smug look on your face. So, I whipped out a Nerf Maverick and shot you in the left lens of your glasses and the dart just kinda stuck there for a second...and then it dropped off and knocked a jar of paint onto your brand-new, expensive-as-shit jeans.

    Sorry about the jeans, dude, but Daddy don't take no sass from no metrosexual-nerds.

    Darth Waiter on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Was it the old tzeentch chaos marines who used to have guitars?

    Cause they were fucking awesome.

    old slaanesh noise marines

    i think that they may have been one of the early factors in creating my slaanesh hatred

    Knob on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    I miss the old West End Games D6 system. That shit was rad.

    Manifest, I had a dream last night where you and I were painting some figures and you tried to tell me how to use primer and I said, "Bitch, I know how to use motherfuckin' primer, I've been painting models since I was eight," and you knocked over my jar of thinner with some sort of smug look on your face. So, I whipped out a Nerf Maverick and shot you in the left lens of your glasses and the dart just kinda stuck there for a second...and then it dropped off and knocked a jar of paint onto your brand-new, expensive-as-shit jeans.

    Sorry about the jeans, dude, but Daddy don't take no sass from no metrosexual-nerds.

    Oh yeah?
    Well I PVP IRL bitch.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Was it the old tzeentch chaos marines who used to have guitars?

    Cause they were fucking awesome.

    old slaanesh noise marines

    i think that they may have been one of the early factors in creating my slaanesh hatred



    How can you hate Slaanesh? Between the old marines, Daemonettes and the Forgeworld Keeper of the Secrets they have the best Chaos model line ever.

    bloodyroarxx on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Oh yeah?
    Well I PVP IRL bitch.

    Sucka, I roll 20's.

    Darth Waiter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My dream last night was about a haven for wayword, and troubled, punk rockers run by Joe Strummer who was played by Robert Redford.

    Callius on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    I miss the old West End Games D6 system. That shit was rad.

    Manifest, I had a dream last night where you and I were painting some figures and you tried to tell me how to use primer and I said, "Bitch, I know how to use motherfuckin' primer, I've been painting models since I was eight," and you knocked over my jar of thinner with some sort of smug look on your face. So, I whipped out a Nerf Maverick and shot you in the left lens of your glasses and the dart just kinda stuck there for a second...and then it dropped off and knocked a jar of paint onto your brand-new, expensive-as-shit jeans.

    Sorry about the jeans, dude, but Daddy don't take no sass from no metrosexual-nerds.

    Oh yeah?
    Well I PVP IRL bitch.
    <3

    naporeon on
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