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The People are Represented by Two Separate yet Equally Important [Chat]s

RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
The Police who investigate crime:




And the District Attorneys who prosecute the offenders:




These are their stories.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Hot dang that was fast.

    Also

    Oh brilliant
    JacobkoshRMS OceanicEvigilantCambiata
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I follow a Waynian philosophy and avail of the art of preptime.

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    I aint afraid of robots

    For instance, "Bring it, robots" is something you can hear me say from time to time. "No blood, no mercy" is another battle cry I'll trot out if I'm feeling up to it.

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2013
    Tarranon wrote: »
    I aint afraid of robots

    For instance, "[PRE-EMPTIVE CENSORING]" is something you can hear me say from time to time. "[DON'T SHOOT ME GETH]" is another battle cry I'll trot out if I'm feeling up to it.

    You're just asking for Jacob to ban those phrases.

    RMS Oceanic on
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    I am now convinced that reality has designated me as a chew toy.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I am now convinced that reality has designated me as a chew toy.

    What's happened that encouraged you to reject Hanlon's Razor?

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    in case anyone is wondering whether cutely substituting "é"s in for the "e"s present in prohibited words will avoid an infraction, you will be delighted to know that no it does not

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    I am now convinced that reality has designated me as a chew toy.

    What's happened that encouraged you to reject Hanlon's Razor?

    Met up with an incredibly intelligent, charming, beautiful woman who was geeky in ALL the right ways for a date this weekend, everything went well, then got a message that while she enjoyed herself with me, she doesn't have the time for anything romantic (she's finishing her final semester of college, and looking to get into the law school at the other state university.) She did say she wants to keep in contact with me, though.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    it started snowing when I was on the bus in and everyone started driving like idiots

    I mean jesus guys the snow is lighter than most rain we get

  • HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Mornin' [chat]!

    How are we all doing today?

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Tarranon wrote: »
    in case anyone is wondering whether cutely substituting "é"s in for the "e"s present in prohibited words will avoid an infraction, you will be delighted to know that no it does not

    people have tried everything with formatting

    sooner or later it gets narc'ed by the indoctrinated

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    The heating oil should be delivered today. :D

    These portable radiators have been a lifesaver.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
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    RMS OceanicDark Raven XCasualSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I like how in that meme the guy still is resting his head on his hand as he's being flung out

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    RMS Oceanic
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I am now convinced that reality has designated me as a chew toy.

    What's happened that encouraged you to reject Hanlon's Razor?

    Met up with an incredibly intelligent, charming, beautiful woman who was geeky in ALL the right ways for a date this weekend, everything went well, then got a message that while she enjoyed herself with me, she doesn't have the time for anything romantic (she's finishing her final semester of college, and looking to get into the law school at the other state university.) She did say she wants to keep in contact with me, though.

    This sounds less like a chew toy designation and more like an invitation to try your hand at a long term project.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    I love how it says "would you like to know more?"


    Makes me feel like I'm in starship troopers


    all hail sky-marshal jacob leading humanity into a glorious dystopian future

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    KalkinoEvigilant
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I like how in that meme the guy still is resting his head on his hand as he's being flung out

    He's not about to stop being relaxed just because you threw him out of a window.

    Kalkino
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Hum, changing the default color for google calendar events from that dull mauve was something I've neglected to do for far too long

    *clicks button*

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    morning chat.

    I don't really want to go to work today.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    My lower extremities are now warm!

  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    I am now convinced that reality has designated me as a chew toy.

    What's happened that encouraged you to reject Hanlon's Razor?

    Met up with an incredibly intelligent, charming, beautiful woman who was geeky in ALL the right ways for a date this weekend, everything went well, then got a message that while she enjoyed herself with me, she doesn't have the time for anything romantic (she's finishing her final semester of college, and looking to get into the law school at the other state university.) She did say she wants to keep in contact with me, though.

    This sounds less like a chew toy designation and more like an invitation to try your hand at a long term project.

    To be fair, that's a bit of the sense I'm getting as well. It's just that it was a blow.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
  • BogartBogart Because I hate you Registered User, Moderator mod
    ITV referring to Harry as a warrior-prince last night was incredibly pitiful. Have some respect for yourself, ITV News.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Hrmmmm my heater does not usually make this much noise. Boiler room must be going crazy.

    Now I'm definitely not going to be able to fall asleep!

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I have bought a fancy soup flask to encourage healthier eating at work.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    ITV referring to Harry as a warrior-prince last night was incredibly pitiful. Have some respect for yourself, ITV News.

    Wow, he went in as a soldier and did what soldiers are sometimes required to do. Shocking!

    CasualRear Admiral Choco
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    I'm confused

    why arrange to go on a date if you're to busy for anything romantic?

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    ITV referring to Harry as a warrior-prince last night was incredibly pitiful. Have some respect for yourself, ITV News.

    helicopterpilot-prince doesn't have the same ring

    fuck gendered marketing
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    Arse. I've accidentally ballsed up my phone by installing the wrong version of google apps.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    ITV referring to Harry as a warrior-prince last night was incredibly pitiful. Have some respect for yourself, ITV News.

    What's pitiful is the BBC did the exact same thing today.

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Good morning fellow humans.

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Good morning fellow humans.

    Robocisim

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Arse. I've accidentally ballsed up my phone by installing the wrong version of google apps.
    reflash, get right version. Most rom makers include the proper version in their thread.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Good morning fellow humans.

    Robocisim

    Nah, you're human on the inside.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Good morning fellow humans.

    Robocisim

    Nah, you're human on the inside.

    I've never met anyone more *chokes up* human.

    *amazing grace playing on bagpipes*

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo But do you really believe him? Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Arse. I've accidentally ballsed up my phone by installing the wrong version of google apps.
    reflash, get right version. Most rom makers include the proper version in their thread.

    The problem is getting the right version onto my phone. I'm not getting the prompt for mass storage mode when I connect a usb cable.

    I have now got the web browser open on it though (there must be a default gesture, as I can't access any apps or anything) and I'm downloading it. Hopefully I can navigate to my downloads directory from the recovery screen.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    my wit is wasted at this hour

    fuck gendered marketing
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    You know, I've always thought that was kind of a racist thing for kirk to say in the context of star trek. Maybe humanity isn't an ideal every race strives toward, especially Spock, who given the choice between cultures, apparently chose to be Vulcan.

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    my wit is wasted at this hour

    Your wit's an alcoholic?

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