Dumbest insult in history?
AngelofVengeance
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Now, sometimes, you hear things that make you blink in disbelief, jaw hanging agape from the sheer... awfulness of it. Now, for me, it came from another high school student. A somewhat pathetic, mean-spirited, greedy person by the name of Carson. For example, when I completely honestly pointed out that his crush on a girl named Kathyrn didn't have a snowball's chance in hell, he said
Now the worst of the worst came a few days ago. Once again, he was engaged in a hopeless state of love. I was pointing out some flaws in his plan to wine and dine some girl that was WAY out of his league. His clumsy attempts at come-ons could be compared to an elephant giving birth; so horrendous, and yet you can't look away. After I had said that he really should adjust his standards, he said to me
Anyways, those are the stupidest insults i've ever heard, how about you guys?
To which I replied (and this is somewhat mean, so don't say I didn't warn you)Carson wrote:At least I have a crush! UNLIKE YOU!
Eric wrote:Well Carson, at least I have a chance, unlike you
Now the worst of the worst came a few days ago. Once again, he was engaged in a hopeless state of love. I was pointing out some flaws in his plan to wine and dine some girl that was WAY out of his league. His clumsy attempts at come-ons could be compared to an elephant giving birth; so horrendous, and yet you can't look away. After I had said that he really should adjust his standards, he said to me
Now i've been insulted a lot in my life, but WOW! That really just awes the mind doesn't it. I'm beginning to think he may have some sort of disorder. Maybe he just lacks the ability to come-back.Carson wrote:My disbelief for you is more powerful that a fortress patrolled by Superman!
Anyways, those are the stupidest insults i've ever heard, how about you guys?
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"So? You read books for fun."
Then he got this smug look on his face like he was king of retard hill or something.
I was in 4th or 5th grade or something, responding to a guy saying something about my little clit/cunt(I forget which).
My response: "At least I have one."
Oh, our good friend Chad Warden recently called Devil May Cry 4 a "N**** ass game." That's gotta be right up there.
I had a girl on the bus call me "chemically stupid" when I was in middle school. I asked her to elaborate, and she told me I was "stupid, you know, in your chemicals!"
I still chuckle whenever I think about that one.
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Anyway I was in section 4 out of 5. One away from the tards and it was popular in class to insult this girl by saying "kitchen". I don't fucking know why this was but you say "kitchen" ad she'd go nuclear.
Middle school was so fucking retarded.
Actually, I'm pretty sure that would still work in college.
Cleaning Woman!!!!!
Careful there. Reveling in your own burn is asking to get burned yourself.
And even morely pueriley, stupid rhyming names that don't actually mean anything but become godawfully annoying when chanted. Six year olds should know better, never mind mid-year secondary schoolers.
I gave them the eyebrow and told them that wasn't a whole number...at which point they triumphantly stated in unison, "It's two!"
Did you punch their vaginas?
haha. that reminds me of when someone on my bus (the high school kind, not public transit) commented on me being pale and said "you've probably got an iron deficiency... in your BLOOD!"
i just kind of stared for a second and someone else replied with "where the fuck else would he have it?" and it turned into a ten minute argument about whether or not the guy who said it was a complete idiot
The reason the story sticks with me is because of how firmly I knew I was right and they were wrong, and the delicious irony of their earlier statement. I was so convicted that I went to a teacher to settle it, who cut me off in mid-sentence and told the girls not to pick on a third grader.
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You win the prize....
Oh burn!
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I'm not reveling, i'm just chuckling at it as it stunned him almost speechless. I say almost as he was still spluttering a bit in disbelief. You see, i'm one of those guys who always thinks up the really good come-backs about 10-20 minutes after the argument.
This just retroactively proved the on topic nature of our previous discussion. I knew it was coming.
We've all been there.
Your friend needs to get our more. Evolution jokes aren't exactly new or fresh.
So, the Maginot Line was just France's attempt to by time so they could all come up with a snappy retort?
Right, but they got drunk, then some other stuff came up. They really meant to get around to it, but then they got invaded.
I actually like this one, as silly as it sounds. If for no other reason than it makes great forum images.
I wish I was fucking kidding. There's this person at my school who's convinced that it's totally acceptable to use internet-speak in reality. Urgh.
I'm not entirely sure either.
Maybe they make the shape of a U with their fingers, reminiscent of using irritating quotation motions with your fingers and saying "quote, quote."
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I just do, okay?
It's hard to explain. It's more the monotone, but really loud way he says it, like it's prerecorded.
Yeah, I got something like this. In year 6, the rest of my class were morons so I tended to find a quiet spot in the playground and read a book through lunch. One particularly bright spark tended to come up and try to disturb me, and his favourite come-back was 'Oh, why don't you go read a book!' And I'm sitting there, with a book in my lap. What's more, he used that same line repeatedly for about six months, like it never got old.