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{Cookies!} They go in your mouth!!

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I used to like those Lofthouse cookies with the excessive amounts of icing, but the cookies are too bland and cake-like. They're still okay, but it wouldn't take much to make them a lot better.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Also, Golden Oreos are better than regular Oreos. Just sayin'.

  • Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    Matthew wrote: »
    What are your favorites? Do you have your own special recipes? Let's see them!

    A friend of a friend made modifications to the Joy of Cooking's drop chocolate chip cookie recipe and it's been a go to for me since it was shared with me. I've done some experimentation with it by subbing in some bacon fat or duck fat for some of the butter that's gone over well though I wasn't fully satisfied with the duck fat variation. I've also done a batch using bacon alongside the chocolate chips.

    I recently did a Moroccan cooking class that did some semolina cookies that I want to experiment with. I really liked the flavors (cardamom, rose water, orange blossom water) but didn't like the semolina texture. I'm trying to decide where on the lace/drop cookie spectrum I want it to fall.
    I will never understand people's hatred of oatmeal raisin cookies. Maybe you have all just had bad ones?

    Some people just don't care much for raisins. I've only really liked them in golden raisin and currant form though I've never tried to soak run of the mill ones (the golden ones I used in a bread pudding were soaked in brandy for a bit).

    I also imagine it's easy to screw up an oatmeal cookie. Baking is very dependent on ratios based on how certain ingredients interact with each other and oatmeal likely behaves differently than flour.
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Seems like pretty much everyone thinks they can make chocolate chip cookies, but if you pass around those cakey, greasy, lumpy yellow in the middle, singed brown on the puddled edges buggers, I'm going to silently judge you.

    Baked goods and pastries are one of those things that everyone seems to think they make well, yet very few people actually do.

    I think it's a combination of limited sample size (it's not hard to beat a grocery store bought baked good) and some people assuming it's something they should naturally be able to do due to perceived gender norms. So many little things can have a big impact though.
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Interesting, don't think I would ever think to use chili powder in a chocolate chip cookie. Sounds kind of awesome though, may have to give that a go this weekend!

    Chocolate and chili pairing has a long, long tradition (like Aztec era tradition). I've seen it done in brownies, have done it in a cupcake, and will be doing it for a pork chop spice rub later this week, but never thought to try it in a cookie.

    Big Dookie wrote: »
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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    A touch of cayenne or chili powder is also great in hot chocolate.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Baked goods and pastries are one of those things that everyone seems to think they make well, yet very few people actually do.

    I think it's a combination of limited sample size (it's not hard to beat a grocery store bought baked good) and some people assuming it's something they should naturally be able to do due to perceived gender norms. So many little things can have a big impact though.

    I think part of it also goes back to what I was saying about the disgusting cupcakes. When you mix flour, egg, cream, sugar, and chocolate (or whatever) together and bake it, even if it's badly done it can't be all that bad because it involves no ingredients that taste foul on their own. It isn't like cooking with truffles or aged fish where you can really funk something up to the point of inedibility; even a bad cookie is probably going to taste okay as long as it's not burnt to hell.

    So people make bad cookies at home, but it's still an edible baked good filled with sugar, and since no one bitches too much about those kind of things, everyone ends up assuming that the cookies they make are pretty good.

  • DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    My chocolate chip cookies are jstu the recipe on the back of the tollhouse bag, just with a cup of oatmeal instead of a cup of nuts. The oatmeal help the cookies retain moisture, even when shipped overseas!

    Also, when putting the cookie dough (what's left of it, much ends up eaten before reaching the oven) on the sheet, I make sure not to put it on there in a ball, but in a kinda bowl shape. That way the higher edges melt down and the lower middle isn't all poofy and it ends up with an evenly cooked cookie instead of something burnt on the outside and raw in the middle.

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  • PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    My general opinion is that there is no place for raisins on a planet with chocolate chips, and there is no recipe where a raisin would be the better alternative to a chocolate chip. I don't mind oatmeal cookies, because oatmeal is hearty and adds some flavor and texture. But put chocolate chips in that business.

    Oatmeal raisin cookies quite literally make me sad.

    Raisins provide excellent contrast to chocolate. They exist for chocolate, and I'll not have you depreciate such efforts.

    "Cookies" are still "small cakes" in my area.

  • ScratchyScratchy Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    A touch of cayenne or chili powder is also great in hot chocolate.

    The experimentation phase will begin shortly. I've never even thought of doing this but it sounds right up there with the idea for sliced bread.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Also a bit of salt, if you don't already.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Also, Golden Oreos are better than regular Oreos. Just sayin'.

    Atomic Ross you have some questionable opinions.

    But this is the first time I have ever been viscerally offended by one of them.

    :evil:
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  • ScratchyScratchy Registered User regular
    Salt in my cocoa, good god sir you almost had me fooled!

    I'll try it, it works in beer.

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Also, Golden Oreos are better than regular Oreos. Just sayin'.

    Atomic Ross you have some questionable opinions.

    But this is the first time I have ever been viscerally offended by one of them.

    :evil:
    :bz

    Regular Oreos, on a scale of 0 to 10, are a solid 8. Maybe a 9.

    That's what I think of Golden Oreos.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Atomic Ross: Dangerous Cookie Deviant, or simple racist?

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Also, anything with white chocolate or macadamia nuts are verboten. Bleagh.

  • ScratchyScratchy Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    This weekend I shall make dark chocolate cookies with white chocolate chunks.... and almonds.

    There can be nothing taboo where we are going.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Also, anything with white chocolate or macadamia nuts are verboten. Bleagh.

    Although I actually have to agree that most store-bought white chocolate cookies are abominations, if you're making your own with quality white chocolate they're pretty delicious.

    chocolate cookies with white chocolate chunks? Ermagawd

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  • MatthewMatthew Registered User regular
    Hey, when it comes to chips, what are your guys choices? The store-bought "hershey kiss" shaped ones? Or do you like to just take block of chocolate and chop it up?

    I think both have their merits. The "kiss" ones are smaller and easier to measure, but there's something about that chopped chocolate, the way it runs through cookies like small rivers of goodness....

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Most of the time I'm not too fussy about chips, but if I really want to impress someone, I break out the Ghirardelli 60% cacao chips. They're substantially larger and flatter than regular chocolate chips too, which makes for a more intense chocolate experience when you encounter one in a cookie, particularly hot out of the oven.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Also, anything with white chocolate or macadamia nuts are verboten. Bleagh.

    Although I actually have to agree that most store-bought white chocolate cookies are abominations, if you're making your own with quality white chocolate they're pretty delicious.

    chocolate cookies with white chocolate chunks? Ermagawd

    I just don't like white chocolate, or almond bark, or marzipan for that matter. At all. Nor do I care for any nut-like substance that isn't peanut, cashew, or almond.

    Now, a chocolate cookie with little marshmallows in the dough? Mmmmmaghaghagh . . . [/homer]

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Matthew wrote: »
    Hey, when it comes to chips, what are your guys choices? The store-bought "hershey kiss" shaped ones? Or do you like to just take block of chocolate and chop it up?

    I think both have their merits. The "kiss" ones are smaller and easier to measure, but there's something about that chopped chocolate, the way it runs through cookies like small rivers of goodness....

    I'm cool with either depending on what the cookie calls for, but despite liking the two key ingredients separately (peanut butter and chocolate) I'm not a big fan of these:

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    Not only do I not really go in for PB&C combinations in anything, but this cookie in particular is bad about not allowing composed bites, i.e., where every bite of the cookie contains all the possible flavors in the same proportion.

    Also, M&Ms on cookies are a bad idea, unless they're put into the dough before baking.

  • MatthewMatthew Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Most of the time I'm not too fussy about chips, but if I really want to impress someone, I break out the Ghirardelli 60% cacao chips. They're substantially larger and flatter than regular chocolate chips too, which makes for a more intense chocolate experience when you encounter one in a cookie, particularly hot out of the oven.

    I use those all the time! They're one of my "go to" chips, along with Ghirardelli Milke chocolate. My normal chocolate chips cookies conain one cup of 60%, one cup of milk, and one cup of white (all Ghirardelli, in my opinion, the best of the "big" chocolate makers.

  • MatthewMatthew Registered User regular
    Kana wrote: »
    Also, anything with white chocolate or macadamia nuts are verboten. Bleagh.

    Although I actually have to agree that most store-bought white chocolate cookies are abominations, if you're making your own with quality white chocolate they're pretty delicious.

    chocolate cookies with white chocolate chunks? Ermagawd

    I just don't like white chocolate, or almond bark, or marzipan for that matter. At all. Nor do I care for any nut-like substance that isn't peanut, cashew, or almond.

    Now, a chocolate cookie with little marshmallows in the dough? Mmmmmaghaghagh . . . [/homer]

    Sorry to double post like this, but I tried that once. The marshmallow's melted, and it just didn't turn out very well.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Matthew wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Also, anything with white chocolate or macadamia nuts are verboten. Bleagh.

    Although I actually have to agree that most store-bought white chocolate cookies are abominations, if you're making your own with quality white chocolate they're pretty delicious.

    chocolate cookies with white chocolate chunks? Ermagawd

    I just don't like white chocolate, or almond bark, or marzipan for that matter. At all. Nor do I care for any nut-like substance that isn't peanut, cashew, or almond.

    Now, a chocolate cookie with little marshmallows in the dough? Mmmmmaghaghagh . . . [/homer]

    Sorry to double post like this, but I tried that once. The marshmallow's melted, and it just didn't turn out very well.

    Well, melty marshmallows are kind of the point.

    One of the best cookies I ever had was a chocolate cookie with dark chocolate chips, salted caramel, and marshmallow.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Matthew wrote: »
    Hey, when it comes to chips, what are your guys choices? The store-bought "hershey kiss" shaped ones? Or do you like to just take block of chocolate and chop it up?

    I think both have their merits. The "kiss" ones are smaller and easier to measure, but there's something about that chopped chocolate, the way it runs through cookies like small rivers of goodness....

    I'm cool with either depending on what the cookie calls for, but despite liking the two key ingredients separately (peanut butter and chocolate) I'm not a big fan of these:

    FX0LUU4FNZA8RJQ.LARGE.jpg


    Not only do I not really go in for PB&C combinations in anything, but this cookie in particular is bad about not allowing composed bites, i.e., where every bite of the cookie contains all the possible flavors in the same proportion.

    Also, M&Ms on cookies are a bad idea, unless they're put into the dough before baking.

    Ugh, my experiences with those have been almost universally bad. Milk chocolate kisses are barely worth it on their own, and somehow their inclusion always seems to render the cookie underneath all dry and mealy.

    Peanut butter cookies should keep to themselves, and chocolate kisses should stay on the grocery store shelf. You kids just weren't meant to be.

  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    What is a cookie? Like, where is the line drawn between cookies and other desserts?

    If you pull an Elki and make some monster cookie in a frying pan that's probably bigger than your head, can you still call it a cookie? Clearly it's not a 'small cake' anymore.


    Are these cookies?

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    I mean, sure, the package says 'cookie' right on it, but it's mostly marshmallow! It's far closer to a smor than a cookie, right?


    Surely these aren't cookies, right?

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    I mean, it's literally just a chocolate wafer cut into a round shape with some minty filling. And yet these are girl guide cookies! The holy of holy among cookiedom.


    When someone asks you, "Would you like a cookie?" what image immediately comes to mind? To quote Dinesh D'Souza (because I never get to do that), what is the ness of cookie? The cookieness?

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    ...who the fuck calls them "girl guide cookies"?

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    ...who the fuck calls them "girl guide cookies"?

    Brits. Because they don't have Girl Scouts.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    ...who the fuck calls them "girl guide cookies"?

    Brits. Because they don't have Girl Scouts.

    what a hellscape.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    ...who the fuck calls them "girl guide cookies"?

    Brits. Because they don't have Girl Scouts.

    what a hellscape.

    Girl Guides are virtually the same thing as Girl Scouts.

    Fun fact: the Boy Scouts were originally started by a British baron and military man, Lord Robert Baden-Powell.


    He was gay.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Obviously, with that name.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Speaking of Britain, I haven't been able to decide which is better - chocolate Hobnobs or regular chocolate digestives. It's a tough call.

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Speaking of Britain, I haven't been able to decide which is better - chocolate Hobnobs or regular chocolate digestives. It's a tough call.

    I like digestives better than hobnobs, honestly.

    Mostly cause of the texture.

    Both good. But still.

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  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    The makers of the Crunchie Bar in the UK just came out with a Crunchie Biscuit.

    I have a pack at my house that my mother-in-law brought for me, but I haven't tried it yet. I'm expecting amazement.

  • MentalExerciseMentalExercise Indefenestrable Registered User regular
    One of my favorite cookies of all time is a drop cookie with craisin, white chocolate, and walnut chunks. Think chocolate chip cookies with substituted chips. It's amazing.

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  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    moving from homemade, I recently learned that Trader Joe's version of Oreos are better than Oreos.

    Oh yes.

    specifically the candy cane joe os, holy god. I do not allow myself to buy them because basically it's a free trip on the "ate an entire box of cookies in one night" guilt bus

    I also shamelessly stole the idea of cardamom and orange from one of their christmas cookie recipes years ago; er, I mean I came up with the idea of using cardamom and orange in sugar cookies all by myself based not on the fact that I destroyed a tin of cardamom stars by myself >.>

    @LadyM, I have a baller from-scratch gingerbread recipe I can PM you if you'd like

  • Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    moving from homemade, I recently learned that Trader Joe's version of Oreos are better than Oreos.

    Oh yes.

    specifically the candy cane joe os, holy god. I do not allow myself to buy them because basically it's a free trip on the "ate an entire box of cookies in one night" guilt bus

    I also shamelessly stole the idea of cardamom and orange from one of their christmas cookie recipes years ago; er, I mean I came up with the idea of using cardamom and orange in sugar cookies all by myself based not on the fact that I destroyed a tin of cardamom stars by myself >.>

    @LadyM, I have a baller from-scratch gingerbread recipe I can PM you if you'd like

    Can you share that recipe or at least the amount of flour, butter, and sugar(s)? I'm going to be trying something similar based on the cookies I mentioned a few posts ago and could use a baseline.

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  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    the cardamom/orange sugar cookie or the gingerbread?

  • Steel AngelSteel Angel Registered User regular
    The Cardamom/orange. I plan on doing a take on cardamom, orange water, and rosewater cookies.

    Big Dookie wrote: »
    I found that tilting it doesn't work very well, and once I started jerking it, I got much better results.

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  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    1 cup softened unsalted butter (I usually use less than recommended)
    1 egg
    1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
    1 1/2 tsp almond extract (sub vanilla if you must)
    1 tsp orange extract
    2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
    2 tsp baking powder
    1 tsp salt
    1 1/2 Tbsp ground cardamom

    I sometimes add a little more salt, and I like to garnish with white chocolate and if I have time a little orange zest

    it is basically the Wilton sugar cookie recipe but made to be not the blandest thing ever

    (I also use whole wheat flour because I'm sassy like that; if you haven't used it before try cutting it 50/50 with all-purpose)

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