backup [chat]

Gooey

this chat is a backup

our leaders have failed us

skippy

it's so cramped and shabby in here

Variable

gooey for new leaders

Chanus

ALL PRAISE GOOBY

SAVIOR OF THE PEOPLE

RMS Oceanic

Safely located at CHANTICLEER, Deputy PM Gooey issues the go order. No contact from PM Kosh.

Deebaser

It's a very fine posting won't you back dat [chat] up

Bethryn

Seemed like there might've been a bit of nepotism going on there, what with Geth nominating a certain mod who hadn't posted for the last half hour to make the new [chat].

Chanus

Next Episode Of 'Girls' To Feature Lena Dunham Shitting Herself During Gyno Exam While Eating A Burrito

NEW YORK—According to numerous critics’ reports, an upcoming episode of HBO’s hit comedy Girls features the show’s star, Lena Dunham, losing control of her bowels during a routine gynecological exam while eating a large burrito. “The scene is raw, it’s brave, and it’s the boldest thing we’ve seen Dunham do yet: a smart, unsanitized comedy of errors that perfectly captures the experience of being at the ob-gyn,” said Huffington Post television critic Kia Makarechi of the envelope-pushing episode, wherein the burrito-eating Dunham elects to be examined completely nude because hospital gowns make her “feel like she’s dying of bone cancer or something” and awkwardly flirts with the 55-year-old gynecologist before violently shitting herself and then asking if the doctor can prescribe her anything for her anxiety. “When a naked Hannah dribbled hot sauce all over herself in front of the doctor, shit in every corner of the office, cried, became angry with the doctor, had sex with the doctor, finished her burrito, had sex with the doctor again, shit herself again, and then realized who she was really angry at and sexually attracted to was Adam, I just closed my eyes and said, ‘Thank you.’ These are real girls with real bodies doing things that real girls do.” At press time, fans were abuzz after a tweet from Dunham hinted at an all-nude third season.

DemonStacey

Fried pickles, yo.

p good.

wazilla

In these difficult times it is necessary to have a decisive leader.

Gooey 2016

RMS Oceanic

Bethryn wrote: »

Seemed like there might've been a bit of nepotism going on there, what with Geth nominating a certain mod who hadn't posted for the last half hour to make the new [chat].

I've observed this pattern with him.

Gooey

Deebaser wrote: »

It's a very fine posting won't you back dat [chat] up

i was going to post this video but it is not very work safe iirc

kaleedity

gui using some visual basic up in this shit solvin problems

Eddy

god damn that is great satire

Shazkar Shadowstorm

bak dat azz up

Chanus

Bethryn wrote: »

Seemed like there might've been a bit of nepotism going on there, what with Geth nominating a certain mod who hadn't posted for the last half hour to make the new [chat].

EXPOSE THE CORRUPTION

PURGE THE SCOURGE

NO [CHAT] FOR OIL

skippy

my bonus pays out tomorrow!

it will go straight into savings : (

SanderJK

Are you saying that our robot overlord is in fact a slave of the nonrobotic overlord?!

Gooey

keep mentioning me to farm agrees fyi

Podly

demo[chat]s 4 gooey 2013

Shazkar Shadowstorm

skippydumptruck wrote: »

my bonus pays out tomorrow!

it will go straight into savings : (

me too

mine is almost nothing tho

Deebaser

Chanus wrote: »

Next Episode Of 'Girls' To Feature Lena Dunham Shitting Herself During Gyno Exam While Eating A Burrito

NEW YORK—According to numerous critics’ reports, an upcoming episode of HBO’s hit comedy Girls features the show’s star, Lena Dunham, losing control of her bowels during a routine gynecological exam while eating a large burrito. “The scene is raw, it’s brave, and it’s the boldest thing we’ve seen Dunham do yet: a smart, unsanitized comedy of errors that perfectly captures the experience of being at the ob-gyn,” said Huffington Post television critic Kia Makarechi of the envelope-pushing episode, wherein the burrito-eating Dunham elects to be examined completely nude because hospital gowns make her “feel like she’s dying of bone cancer or something” and awkwardly flirts with the 55-year-old gynecologist before violently shitting herself and then asking if the doctor can prescribe her anything for her anxiety. “When a naked Hannah dribbled hot sauce all over herself in front of the doctor, shit in every corner of the office, cried, became angry with the doctor, had sex with the doctor, finished her burrito, had sex with the doctor again, shit herself again, and then realized who she was really angry at and sexually attracted to was Adam, I just closed my eyes and said, ‘Thank you.’ These are real girls with real bodies doing things that real girls do.” At press time, fans were abuzz after a tweet from Dunham hinted at an all-nude third season.

I couldn't tell from the headline that this was an onion article.

nexuscrawler

SanderJK wrote: »

Are you saying that our robot overlord is in fact a slave of the nonrobotic overlord?!

GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN

wazilla

Deebaser wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

Next Episode Of 'Girls' To Feature Lena Dunham Shitting Herself During Gyno Exam While Eating A Burrito

NEW YORK—According to numerous critics’ reports, an upcoming episode of HBO’s hit comedy Girls features the show’s star, Lena Dunham, losing control of her bowels during a routine gynecological exam while eating a large burrito. “The scene is raw, it’s brave, and it’s the boldest thing we’ve seen Dunham do yet: a smart, unsanitized comedy of errors that perfectly captures the experience of being at the ob-gyn,” said Huffington Post television critic Kia Makarechi of the envelope-pushing episode, wherein the burrito-eating Dunham elects to be examined completely nude because hospital gowns make her “feel like she’s dying of bone cancer or something” and awkwardly flirts with the 55-year-old gynecologist before violently shitting herself and then asking if the doctor can prescribe her anything for her anxiety. “When a naked Hannah dribbled hot sauce all over herself in front of the doctor, shit in every corner of the office, cried, became angry with the doctor, had sex with the doctor, finished her burrito, had sex with the doctor again, shit herself again, and then realized who she was really angry at and sexually attracted to was Adam, I just closed my eyes and said, ‘Thank you.’ These are real girls with real bodies doing things that real girls do.” At press time, fans were abuzz after a tweet from Dunham hinted at an all-nude third season.

I couldn't tell from the headline that this was an onion article.

Having watched this entire season of Girls so far, I wasn't 100% certain until "I just closed my eyes and said, 'Thank you.'" but even then, I was launched into uncertainty once again by the last sentence.

TehSloth

Deebaser wrote: »

Chanus wrote: »

Next Episode Of 'Girls' To Feature Lena Dunham Shitting Herself During Gyno Exam While Eating A Burrito

NEW YORK—According to numerous critics’ reports, an upcoming episode of HBO’s hit comedy Girls features the show’s star, Lena Dunham, losing control of her bowels during a routine gynecological exam while eating a large burrito. “The scene is raw, it’s brave, and it’s the boldest thing we’ve seen Dunham do yet: a smart, unsanitized comedy of errors that perfectly captures the experience of being at the ob-gyn,” said Huffington Post television critic Kia Makarechi of the envelope-pushing episode, wherein the burrito-eating Dunham elects to be examined completely nude because hospital gowns make her “feel like she’s dying of bone cancer or something” and awkwardly flirts with the 55-year-old gynecologist before violently shitting herself and then asking if the doctor can prescribe her anything for her anxiety. “When a naked Hannah dribbled hot sauce all over herself in front of the doctor, shit in every corner of the office, cried, became angry with the doctor, had sex with the doctor, finished her burrito, had sex with the doctor again, shit herself again, and then realized who she was really angry at and sexually attracted to was Adam, I just closed my eyes and said, ‘Thank you.’ These are real girls with real bodies doing things that real girls do.” At press time, fans were abuzz after a tweet from Dunham hinted at an all-nude third season.

I couldn't tell from the headline that this was an onion article.

Until the last few lines I wasn't completely sure it was fake.

Also... gooey

y2jake215

hey

What's wrong with chin straps

Gooey

skippydumptruck wrote: »

my bonus pays out tomorrow!

it will go straight into savings : (

tattoos and piercings are not savings fyi

TehSloth

Gooey wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

my bonus pays out tomorrow!

it will go straight into savings : (

tattoos and piercings are not savings fyi

Liquor is though, get some pappy to save for soys 21st

I assume it keeps.

Thanatos

@Deebaser We will win a game of LoL someday; I swear it.

TL DR

Podly wrote: »

And then after I get two of those monitors and move them into a studio space, I gotta get two of these bad boys

@Podly that looks beautiful.

What's the appeal of CDJ? Do you use CDs as opposed to a flash drive or whatever, and is there an advantage to that?

RMS Oceanic

My joke was perhaps a little too subtle.

Bethryn

y2jake215 wrote: »

hey

What's wrong with chin straps

Yeah, man, why you gotta be so hurtful?

skippy

Gooey wrote: »

skippydumptruck wrote: »

my bonus pays out tomorrow!

it will go straight into savings : (

tattoos and piercings are not savings fyi

my sleeve has appreciated my net worth 145% YoY

RMS Oceanic

Geth has a built-in Subtletron-4000 and scanned my joke with it.

Chanus

Bethryn wrote: »

y2jake215 wrote: »

hey

What's wrong with chin straps

Yeah, man, why you gotta be so hurtful?

That is the douchiest penguin.

SanderJK

So one day until I find out which EA game I get for free.

I am not excite. My best hope is that a large consensus arises on a racing game so there can be some multi shenanigans.

Evil Multifarious

Hahaha I bummed everyone out with my classist existential horror

Yissss

matt has a problem

Great pope name, or greatest pope name.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Lando

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

SanderJK wrote: »

So one day until I find out which EA game I get for free.

I am not excite. My best hope is that a large consensus arises on a racing game so there can be some multi shenanigans.

you get mass effect 2

no dlc

lol

Eddy

Ellie Goulding's cover of Heartbeats is pretty good

While I generally subscribe to the "original will always be better barring Johnny Cash playing Hurt levels of cover performance", I'm starting to question that a bit

for Heartbeats specifically though, no one will ever beat The Knife - it's too personal and too intimate for anyone else to really 'get' it imo

wazilla

SanderJK wrote: »

So one day until I find out which EA game I get for free.

I am not excite. My best hope is that a large consensus arises on a racing game so there can be some multi shenanigans.

I hope EA gives everyone another copy of SimCity but all the Simoleons are wearing Deal With It shades.