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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Yeah. I'm finding it strangely appropriate that she's an organ donor, though. She seriously was such a kind and giving person, it kinda makes sense.

    Meanwhile I'm an organ donor because 'what the fuck am I going to do with these organs if I'm braindead'

    Moriveth on
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  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Eh, if I can't get time off I'm not gonna try. Don't feel like wrestling with this dumb company anymore anyway.

    nah man, if you need time tell your boss to eat it

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Yeah. I'm finding it strangely appropriate that she's an organ donor, though. She seriously was such a kind and giving person, it kinda makes sense.

    Meanwhile I'm an organ donor because 'what the fuck am I going to do with these organs if I'm braindead'

    I honestly think it's kinda weird when people AREN'T donors, because I share your exact reasoning.

    It's good that something positive was able to come out of something as awful as a stroke. Sorry for the tough times.

    Brovid Hasselsmof
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Eh, I probably don't really need the time. It's just unexpected.

  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    I'm an organ donor because I heard that they don't try and resuscitate you if you are, when i filled out the forms

    also because my dad told me not to be one and FUCK YOU DAD

    Depressperado on
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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    If a paramedic doesn't try and resuscitate you if you're not an organ donor then they are a shitty paramedic

    I can see them not doing it if, like, you have a DNR bracelet or something

    but otherwise that is fucked

    Bucketman
  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    If my sex life was clothes, they'd be a tuxedo you wear at best twice a year, cost roughly two grand a year

    and be made in Taiwan.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Ugh guys

    my aunt had a stroke today

    she is the nicest, sweetest lady and she's not gonna make it

    I guess they only reason she's still 'alive' right now is because she's an organ donor

    but man

    maaaaaaaaan

    :( Condolences, Mori.

    Bucketman
  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    no I mean like, if you are an organ donor, they don't try and resuscitate you

    because then somebody can have yr insides

    Beasteh
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Depressperado wrote: »
    no I mean like, if you are an organ donor, they don't try and resuscitate you

    because then somebody can have yr insides

    Oh

    well I seriously doubt that too

    because that would open them up to a lot of lawsuits

    BucketmanSkeith
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    It makes no sense because someone is still dying. There's no gain to be made there, so there's no incentive to let someone die just to have their sweet, sweet organs.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Well, unless you want to eat their heart to gain their power.

    Anon the FelonBucketman
  • DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    yeah I know it's not true

    when I was 16 and getting my driver's license for the first time, it sounded pretty reasonable

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    I don't think either of my parents are organ donors

    I am because why not

    I'll be dead anyway

    at that point, you can have my power if you want it

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Why do people still think they don't try to save your life if you're an organ donor

    That would make hospitals culpable in a lot of ways

    Someone should make a "shitty things we remember as true" thread

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    What if your paramedic is a vampire and he steals your blood

    and then he's like I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DIED, SUDDEN MASSIVE BLOOD LOSS I GUESS as he licks his lips

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Only if he sparkles

    http://i.imgur.com/nXO4HBG.gif

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    wouldn't a paramedic that is a vampire have a lot of access to blood as it is

    I guess it's not exactly the freshest though

    End on
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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What if your paramedic is a vampire and he steals your blood

    and then he's like I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DIED, SUDDEN MASSIVE BLOOD LOSS I GUESS as he licks his lips

    Then you wake up as a vampire and get revenge.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    So would a therapist help me out with my aversion to transgender people

    Because they legitimately creep me out and I don't think they're awful or anything just, dunno

    Someone opens up that to me my brain clicks and goes AHHHH GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME and that's not exactly a nice reaction

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Yes they probably would!

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    I think probably you just need to get over it.

    Edit: This sounded mean, I didn't mean to be rude about it.

    sarukun on
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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    sarukun wrote: »
    I think probably you just need to get over it.

    I need more agree buttons.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    So would a therapist help me out with my aversion to transgender people

    Because they legitimately creep me out and I don't think they're awful or anything just, dunno

    Someone opens up that to me my brain clicks and goes AHHHH GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME and that's not exactly a nice reaction

    Yes, therapy would help.

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    End wrote: »
    I don't think either of my parents are organ donors

    I am because why not

    I'll be dead anyway

    at that point, you can have my power if you want it

    End...are you dying?

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    I imagine therapy would help there, yeah

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    I don't think either of my parents are organ donors

    I am because why not

    I'll be dead anyway

    at that point, you can have my power if you want it

    End...are you dying?

    no no, I'm not actively giving my organs out right now

    I just have a heart on my driver's license so they can harvest my sweet sweet organs if I happen to meet an unfortunate end

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    Bucketman
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Eh, I think seeing a therapist would help with that. Sometimes you need to talk to someone to realize how irrational your fears are even if you're already aware of how irrational you're being.

    It helped me, at least. I mean I wasn't afraid of transgender people but I have other irrational fears.

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    the sweetness of my organs probably means I should cut back on the sugar

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    how.. do eye transplants work

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    My girlfreind works at a bakery. She makes sweets. And she brings them to me.

    I will have diabetes by our 6 month.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    how.. do eye transplants work

    Well first you get an ice cream scoop

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Well, you see, Beasteh, when the momma eye and the poppa eye love each other very, very much...

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    I mean can they wire up your eyes to someone else's brain

    because that's cray

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    What if your paramedic is a vampire and he steals your blood

    and then he's like I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DIED, SUDDEN MASSIVE BLOOD LOSS I GUESS as he licks his lips

    Damnit Dr. Acula! That's the third time this week!

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Eh, I think seeing a therapist would help with that. Sometimes you need to talk to someone to realize how irrational your fears are even if you're already aware of how irrational you're being.

    It helped me, at least. I mean I wasn't afraid of transgender people but I have other irrational fears.

    Yeah I guess

    It doesn't actively make me hate them or anything, just creep me out

    Hasn't stopped me from doing pro bono work for causes or whatever so shrug

    And lmao 'just getting over' some kind of deeply rooted prejudice that you can't explain intelligently

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    That seems like it would require a lot of nerve hook ups.

    More likely they can take your retina or cornea or some bit of your eye and patch up somebody else's shit.

    Edit: The robot agrees, it must be correct.

    sarukun on
    GethBucketman
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    in the past I'm only aware of them being able to transplant parts of the eye, like the cornea and maybe the lens

    I don't keep up to date on that sort of thing though

    End on
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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    But I know you didn't mean it mean saru I <3 you

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Zen Vulgarity wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Eh, I think seeing a therapist would help with that. Sometimes you need to talk to someone to realize how irrational your fears are even if you're already aware of how irrational you're being.

    It helped me, at least. I mean I wasn't afraid of transgender people but I have other irrational fears.

    Yeah I guess

    It doesn't actively make me hate them or anything, just creep me out

    Hasn't stopped me from doing pro bono work for causes or whatever so shrug

    And lmao 'just getting over' some kind of deeply rooted prejudice that you can't explain intelligently

    I dunno, man, I used to have the same response, and now I don't any more.

    Brovid Hasselsmof
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