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/!\ MY GIRLFRIEND /!\ (or boyfriend)

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    I think I would like to be someone's girlfriend. But it seems like it would be hectic, and people are scary. Frankly I don't know how all you guys do it.

    it is downright odd

    who wants to spend more time around people

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    I think I would like to be someone's girlfriend. But it seems like it would be hectic, and people are scary. Frankly I don't know how all you guys do it.

    I used to think this too! I was always so very nervous on dates that I'd feel like I was gonna puke. But I didn't when I started dating this guy.

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    I like the word snog, but it seems like such ill-fitting slang for the act

    and in a way doesn't that make it the most fitting

    yeah

    yeah I suppose so

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    I'm sorry that was rude of me, FAQ

    you're not a layabout

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    I won't forget this end

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    smof wrote: »
    I think I would like to be someone's girlfriend. But it seems like it would be hectic, and people are scary. Frankly I don't know how all you guys do it.

    I used to think this too! I was always so very nervous on dates that I'd feel like I was gonna puke. But I didn't when I started dating this guy.

    He sounds nice. What's his number?

    Probad
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    snog sounds like it should be dirtier than it is

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    sounds like smog

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  • Anon the FelonAnon the Felon In bat country.Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    snog sounds like it should be dirtier than it is

    Perhaps you haven't been snoggin' correctly then?

  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    What would you say instead of snog? Smooch? Or just kiss?

  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    and smog sounds like smof

    is what I just realized

    ...uh
    hi smof

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    well isn't snogging just making out

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Kiss

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    well isn't snogging just making out

    It sounds like gross making out.

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    What would you say instead of snog? Smooch? Or just kiss?

    yeah, just kiss

    or make out if you're really goin at it

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    A friend of mine used to use "Hump" or "Bang" for "have sex with"

    I will take Snog over that any day of the week

    just yucky

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    End wrote: »
    and smog sounds like smof

    is what I just realized

    ...uh
    hi smof

    then what is smoffing

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    "bang" was big in high school

    it is a pretty trashy-sounding word

    maybe I went to a trashy high school?

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    stick your tongue in on and around my tongue

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    go hogwild

    just

    stir crazy

    lick my mouthplace

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    let me go buckwild on the roof of your mouth

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    feel free to use that pick up line ladies and gents

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    A thread to be remembered.

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    I remember leading up to my first make out sesh, I was planning tongue tactics and thought, "ooh, I'll tickle the roof of her mouth with my tongue, that'll be killer"

    and then I did it

    and that is how I became king of sex mountain

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    When I was about 13 I was smoochin on this gal who would keep her eyes open when we kissed. Not just a little bit open, but like WIDE open big old cow eyes it was very disconcerting

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i thought snog was another word for having sex

    snog of the south

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Theodore Floosevelt wrote: »
    I remember leading up to my first make out sesh, I was planning tongue tactics and thought, "ooh, I'll tickle the roof of her mouth with my tongue, that'll be killer"

    and then I did it

    and that is how I became king of sex mountain

    ACHOO

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    A thread to be remembered.

    Not really.

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    the first time I heard the word snog was in harry potter

    this was also the first time I heard "bogeys" instead of "boogers"

    so snog and bogeys are forever entwined in my mind

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    I remember the translady tumblr Anti was talking about. I subscribed and a week later it had a massive update and my dashboard's art and cute animal posts were replaced by dozens of transladies.

    TrippyJing on
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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Snogging is sucking the bogeys out of eachother's noses.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i'm gonna try to use snog in my everyday life

    try to make it catch on big here in the states

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    canoodling

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    now that's a ridiculous word

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    and smog sounds like smof

    is what I just realized

    ...uh
    hi smof

    then what is smoffing

    Illegal in 49 states

    tynic
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    kitten canoodling??

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    Swill
  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    ORALINGUS. NOUN. MEANS, KISSING ON THE MOUTH.

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    kittens are for caboodling only

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    sir please stop kissing that cat all over except for his face
    you dont even own that cat this is a pet store

    you smooch, you buy

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    and smog sounds like smof

    is what I just realized

    ...uh
    hi smof

    then what is smoffing

    Illegal in 49 states

    You're just building this up.

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