The Xbox One Thread in which we don't discuss Used Games.

tastydonuts

It's almost like they knew about the AHDD of the average gamer and decided to capitalize on it!

Athenor

Oh God... it's Windows 8.. without a touchpad.

The Dude With Herpes

So, the message I'm getting from this is "you are not allowed to talk while playing game because olol TV".

And live TV is integral? Er...live TV?

Who are they aiming for there?

edzepp

Star Trek now.

Couscous

This really doesn't seem very useful to me.

Dr. Chaos

"Xbox....kill."

Fig-D

I keep hearing Xbox Juan.

MegaMan001

I'm more than curious if this replaced my cable box? How does this work with my comcast provider?

Lars

Returning home requires making a closing gesture with both hands?

What about people with only one hand?

<_<

MagicPrime

Knight_ wrote: »

If it's even close to that fast, that's incredibly impressive.

I know this is all recorded and fake, but still.

You too can have this speed and response - when you have a guy in the back on a switchboard.

Riokenn

I have hard time understanding why the crowd is going crazy about this.

Sterica

Ah, I see Star Trek got a bit of advertising too.

Professor Snugglesworth

I mean, it's neat shortcut stuff, and if it's really that fast, sure it's cool.

I just don't like that interface. It's too...boxy.

Viskod

Microsoft wants me to see Into Darkness.

tastydonuts

The Dude With Herpes wrote: »

So, the message I'm getting from this is "you are not allowed to talk while playing game because olol TV".

And live TV is integral? Er...live TV?

Who are they aiming for there?

people who rubber-band their controllers for achievements and lost their remotes.

Maz-

Riokenn wrote: »

I have hard time understanding why the crowd is going crazy about this.

$$$

edzepp

Question: Why, of all the shows, did they pick The Price is Right?

Hedgethorn

If I've got my smartphone in my hand, why do I want to use it to control my Xbox to get movie tickets? Why not just use the phone to get the tickets?

Knight

MagicPrime wrote: »

Knight_ wrote: »

If it's even close to that fast, that's incredibly impressive.

I know this is all recorded and fake, but still.

You too can have this speed and response - when you have a guy in the back on a switchboard.

If it was 5x slower it'd still be pretty impressive for a console.

mxmarks

if snap mode can look up FAQs when I play games, thats cool

tbloxham

This actually does look pretty cool in terms of functionality, although I guess whatever you use for TV will need to plug into the back of the xbox and run through that. So you'll need to calibrate it as a TV source etc. Unless they've actually persuaded comcast to let them use it as a reciever, but then that will mean you HAVE to have comcast, so that won't happen.

Gyral

So how long until they show a game? 30 minutes?

reVerse

Riokenn wrote: »

I have hard time understanding why the crowd is going crazy about this.

They have plants in the audience whenever there's a big event. Ubisoft is particularly bad about it.

mxmarks

this skype call looks really fake

Professor Snugglesworth

Joseph Sports!

Athenor

I'm not seeing anything on the screen that shows that it is recognizing the voice commands.

Allforce

No games then? No games.

Sterica

I hope he does a jerking motion and accidentally brings up porn.

Maz-

It's pretty telling that they haven't shown a single game yet.

Houn

So far, the most intriguing information is that it's an input switcher.

edzepp

Ok, I'll go see Star Trek, geez!

Athenor

"Xbox Watch ESPN 8"

-dodgeball starts playing.


... Oh man... notification overload.

The_Scarab

Is it really called Xbox One? That's the actual name of the console?

What the fucking fuck. Urgh.

The Dude With Herpes

mxmarks wrote: »

this skype call looks really fake

Yeah...that was painfully pre-recorded and not live at all.

Fireflash

Xbox: Show fantasy.

hahah so much wrong.

Sagroth

Specs, price, date, or games please.

Gyral

I don't buy a game console to watch ESPN. :P

Lindsay Lohan

Xbox - Leading the field in features that sound super awesome that you use exactly once and never bother with again.

Knight

This fantasy thing is actually pretty awesome.

Fig-D

That's really pretty cool for people in fantasy leagues.

Not that I am, but I could see that being prettyDOMINATE.