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I do hereby propose
The Green Eyed Monster
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that all meaningful activity before 9 am be outlawed.
I'm talking jobs, I'm talking school, I'm talking fucking breakfast, etc. -- absolutely nothing should be happening before 9 am. Can you tell me one thing that I can do at 7 am that I can't do at 9 am? No -- you can't, that's why doing things before 9 am is ridiculous.
I will accept that sometimes
(a) travel
(b) getting busy aka fooling around
is good before 9 am -- absolutely nothing else.
So this is what I propose -- doing anything before 9 am will be illegal, penalized by a heavy price and possible jail time if you actually expect other people to join in your mad cap schemes. The rest of us will sleep, eat, and shower in those times, but we will definitely not work, study, or do anything productive. I think this is an issue that not only affects all of us, but everyone who matters as well. I hope you will join me in sleeping in for a better tomorrow, and to those people who wake up early -- fuck you, I hate you, I hope you know you're the reason no one enjoys life.
I'm talking jobs, I'm talking school, I'm talking fucking breakfast, etc. -- absolutely nothing should be happening before 9 am. Can you tell me one thing that I can do at 7 am that I can't do at 9 am? No -- you can't, that's why doing things before 9 am is ridiculous.
I will accept that sometimes
(a) travel
(b) getting busy aka fooling around
is good before 9 am -- absolutely nothing else.
So this is what I propose -- doing anything before 9 am will be illegal, penalized by a heavy price and possible jail time if you actually expect other people to join in your mad cap schemes. The rest of us will sleep, eat, and shower in those times, but we will definitely not work, study, or do anything productive. I think this is an issue that not only affects all of us, but everyone who matters as well. I hope you will join me in sleeping in for a better tomorrow, and to those people who wake up early -- fuck you, I hate you, I hope you know you're the reason no one enjoys life.
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MR. COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY?
I'd be missing out on like 90% of my day
I aim to be in bed by 10 a.m. at the latest. I'd rather get my 7 a.m. breakfast and some cigarette in my system before that happens.
Schedule nazi.
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I'd wager midnight since that's when the new day begins.
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Care for scrambled eggs?
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So what, you mean at like midnight? Is that when you are starting "before 9am" because fuck you man, I'm up until way past that doing shit
You are dumb this idea is dumb
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I'm with Knob on this.
You fuckers who can't handle a 2nd or 3rd shift job are all gigantic, pink posy-smelling fucking pussies. Why don't you just go put on a dress and some panties and cut your balls off with a pair of fucking nail clippers?
Here's something I can do before 9am: GET OUT OF WORK FOR THE DAY. Eat a bag of that shit.
Here's something else I can do before 9am: FUCK YOUR MOTHER RAW IN THE ASS. TWICE.
Now go stick your limp-dicked "proposal" up your ass, Mary-Jane and go put on your pink, frilly panties.
NIGHT SHIFT 4 LYFE
i submit that this proposal is for layabouts that don't have the drive to get out of bed
boooooo it is morning booo i want to sleep for thirteen hours a day etc
Have you ever had a class at 8 am?
ILLEGAL
Have you ever had to go to work at 7:30 am?
ILLEGAL
Have you ever had to meet with someone for some trivial reason at 8:30 am?
ILLEGAL
I'm seriously more than a little shocked a the opposition I'm facing here.
I would be off of work at 4pm everyday with an hour lunch.
I hesitate to take it because I've had jobs that start that early and they suck
But...more money
Argh
I support this motion because it makes a descision for me that I don't want to make thus allowing me to puss out.
I have not seen a more perfect post in a very long time
Next time you're in Ventura for whatever reason one might be compelled to visit such an area as this I will buy you the appropriate meal of the day (if i can afford it)
WHEN DOES THE ILLEGALITY GO INTO EFFECT
BECAUSE 6PM TUESDAY IS BEFORE 9AM WEDNESDAY
THAT IS THE QUESTION YOU THICK SACK OF SHIT
I'm
I'm a little at a loss.
I thought it was a modest proposal.
You shouldn't be expected to function well at a math class that starts at 8:00 am. Ugh.
I just want to sleep in, and all you other motherfuckers trying to fuck that up should just go to jail. Is it that hard to fucking wrap your head around?
Nothing should start BEFORE 9AM ????
OK SO WHEN DOES THAT START
6AM? 1AM? 1AM is before 9AM
Midnight is before 9AM
Goddammit
And if you have something that "early," just adjust your sleep schedule, it's not hard.
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No meaningful activity before 9:00 am on that day as you are waking up.
I guess we people who work all night making food for people who make sure the world doesn't shut down while everyone else is snug in their beds don't count?
me and pk being representatives of the entirety of the late night workforce in this scenario