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http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-06-06-android-netunner-review
Netrunner is a game of controlling a glittering, Blade Runner-like corporation. Across turns as heavy as money, you're spending time units known as "Clicks" to build a digital fortress. Click. You invest in a hedge fund, doubling your credits. Click. You begin developing a project in a new private server, placing it face down. Click. You quietly deploy an Intrusion Countermeasure, or "Ice", to protect it, one capable of inflicting vegetative brain damage. Every turn, you're physically claiming more and more table space.

And who's the chancer sat opposite you? It's the hacker player.

Because Netrunner is also a game of controlling the lone individual who fights these corporations. With cards as paltry as blackmailing employees and staying up all night, the hacker has to reduce the corp player, with their billions, skyscrapers and bomb-proof bunkers, to something as small and hateful as a mistake. Who doesn't love the idea of jinking past a priceless security system? But it's not just Netrunner's theme that awes. Mechanically, it's every bit as slick.

Both decks are utterly different, but there are rare parallels. The hacker can get a job, the corp can take Government Contracts.
Sequestered in the corporation's deck are a number of agenda cards: concepts they want to develop until they're financially viable. The corp scores these cards by playing them into the open and advancing them to completion, granting themselves horrific bonuses like a personal police force. The runner just has to access them, at which point they slip into their scoring pile effortlessly. First side to 7 points wins.

Now, here's the clever part. The advantage the corp has is secrecy. Netrunner was actually developed by Richard Garfield, the man behind Magic: The Gathering, in an attempt to create a game that was more skill-based and "like poker". At this (as at everything else), it's a huge success.

Most of the corp's turn is spent installing assets and agendas, or installing Ice and upgrades on top of these. The twist is that everything is played face down, and it's only the instant that these become relevant - the runner discovering that a server is being run by code maestro Akitaro Watanabe, say - that the corp pays to "rez" them, flipping them face up. Which means the corp is playing a shell game, trying to coax the hacker into calling in every favour to blitz through wall after wall of Ice to access a worthless advertising campaign.

But the hacker has a similarly joyous advantage. They're not just restricted to running on these little internet fiefdoms. The hacker can announce runs on the corporation's R&D, archives or HQ; in other words, the corp player's deck, their discard pile or even their hand. If Netrunner is summed up by a single moment, it's when you're playing the corp and draw a whole suite of agendas into your hand, knowing there's nowhere you can hide them.

Knitting both of these twists together is the rule that whenever the corp's hand overflows, cards are discarded to their archives face down, leading to hilarious game-winning moments where the hacker finds schematics for robot brains in the bin.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i can't even imagine meatless ramen or pho

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    but what about android infiltration

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    desc wrote: »
    but what about android infiltration

    it is great too

    and playable with more than 2 people so that is kind of a big win right there

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    I would play that game

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    but what about android infiltration

    I own it, and Jacob continues to be a man of impeccable taste by liking Android.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Since I let myself get talked into buying FF14 I figured I'd make a character before bed

    spend a half hour making my character

    every single north american server is full and I have to exit the game now

    welp, this was a good investment

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Hakks, come get a job in the middle of nowhere in Illinois and take me shopping.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hakks, come get a job in the middle of nowhere in Illinois and take me shopping.

    So your saying you want a sugar momma?

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I want android netrunner.

    It looks so good.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    also chu beans are hard to screw up and they're cheap and good for you and my favorite food

    you should try the recipe i put down. the only way you learn to cook is by doing.

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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i can't even imagine meatless ramen or pho

    My boss keeps coming to work with chicken pho. It's probably why I keep craving the stuff!

    But I dunno, I just don't like floating meats in my soups. :P

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    infiltration is terrible

    it is like babby's first board game

    so few of the decisions are meaningful or in any way balanced between more than one obviously supreme alternative (typically go forward, go back, or download data)

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hakks, come get a job in the middle of nowhere in Illinois and take me shopping.

    will you fulfill the hole in my heart

    no dirty jokes about holes that's the only one available

    the hole elsewhere has been shut down by the DOT because of crumbling infrastructure and unsafe conditions

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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Since I let myself get talked into buying FF14 I figured I'd make a character before bed

    spend a half hour making my character

    every single north american server is full and I have to exit the game now

    welp, this was a good investment

    The demand seems unprecedented, they are adding new servers as we speak

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Well, really I just want someone to go with me when I shop so I don't feel as terrified, but sure. A sugar momma would be nice.

    Also, CAT and Allstate both have their headquarters located near here.

    Cinders on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Since I let myself get talked into buying FF14 I figured I'd make a character before bed

    spend a half hour making my character

    every single north american server is full and I have to exit the game now

    welp, this was a good investment

    An MMO having a shitty launch?

    Not really a surprise.

    Also considering the thread title has been about full servers for all of early access.

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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    most pho joints have a cauldron of the broth going in the back for like days. they'll throw spices and cow femur sections in and over like a week drain out every last bit of collagen. it's a for real sort of endeavor.

    also then you need all the fixins. meatballs, thin-sliced raw flank, braised tendon, bible tripe, slow-cooked brisket.

    the noodles seem like they'd be easy but i always manage to fuck those up when i've tried to cook with them. there's a trick i'm sure but i haven't gotten it.

    then you'd need to get hold of some asian basil and bean sprouts and hot pepper.

    what an ordeal

    or you can get a giant bowl for like $6 at your local vietnamese restaurant

    Ok, yeah, I'll just stick with my usual pho place then. :P

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited August 2013
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hakks, come get a job in the middle of nowhere in Illinois and take me shopping.

    will you fulfill the hole in my heart

    no dirty jokes about holes that's the only one available

    the hole elsewhere has been shut down by the DOT because of crumbling infrastructure and unsafe conditions

    it's sad what's happening to this cu.....to this country

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hakks, come get a job in the middle of nowhere in Illinois and take me shopping.

    will you fulfill the hole in my heart

    no dirty jokes about holes that's the only one available

    the hole elsewhere has been shut down by the DOT because of crumbling infrastructure and unsafe conditions

    There is only one thing that can fill the holes in our hearts.

    Rampant consumerism.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    haneyhkw wrote: »
    I would play that game

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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Well, really I just want someone to go with me when I shop so I don't feel as terrified, but sure. A sugar momma would be nice.

    Also, CAT and Allstate both have their headquarters located near here.

    Just come to Seattle for a day, we have trendier shops. :P

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Darkseid is.

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Organichu wrote: »
    i can't even imagine meatless ramen or pho

    In college I used to get cheap ramen, throw away the flavor pack, and then mix it with sautéed veggies. And the Vietnamese place nearby does some pretty awesome veggie pho; not just meatless, but no beef broth either and it still tastes amazing.

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Well, really I just want someone to go with me when I shop so I don't feel as terrified, but sure. A sugar momma would be nice.

    Also, CAT and Allstate both have their headquarters located near here.

    Just come to Seattle for a day, we have trendier shops. :P

    But then I would have to drive through Nebraska.

    It's just not worth it!

  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    The cheapest unlocked stock Android phone you could buy just got even cheaper: Google has dropped the price of the Nexus 4 8GB to $199 (£159) from $299 (£239), and the 16GB model to $249 (£199) from $349 (£279). It's fast approaching the anniversary date of the latest Google phone, so the timing is about right for the discount. However, we do wonder if this means a replacement is nigh.

    No LTE, but if you need a phone off-contract, it doesn't get better. Now bring the LTE.

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
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    Other way looks faster.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I think I might get Pho for lunch tomorrow.

    Place also has espresso and condensed milk. So unhealthy. So delicious.

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  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
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    Other way looks faster.

    I agree. And with the time you save, you can play a fun game with baby.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    infiltration is terrible

    it is like babby's first board game

    so few of the decisions are meaningful or in any way balanced between more than one obviously supreme alternative (typically go forward, go back, or download data)

    I think infiltration has some issues - particularly I'd like if the characters were more differentiated - but I think it's as much about playing the other players as about playing the board. time is tight enough that if you can get one person to fuck up by, for instance, playing "download" when you've got a data-sucking gizmo that leaves them with nothing, you're well on the way to if not winning at least knocking that competitor out of the running.

  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
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    Other way looks faster.

    I agree. And with the time you save, you can play a fun game with baby.

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    I would bet real money that I could last more than three rounds of Chess against that baby.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I saw Fresh.

    Chess is totes the best game to have babies play.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Never too early to start baby on the basics of chess.

    Someone's got to represent the humans against the computers, and the Russians these days put all their points into "hate the gays."

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    The last time I saw my babby nephew I tried playing a quick game of Cat and Chocolate with him

    lemme tell you

    babies are terrible at improvising anything outside of "i cry until the problem goes away"

    he still won though

  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    in soviet russia baby play you

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hakks, come get a job in the middle of nowhere in Illinois and take me shopping.

    will you fulfill the hole in my heart

    no dirty jokes about holes that's the only one available

    the hole elsewhere has been shut down by the DOT because of crumbling infrastructure and unsafe conditions

    it's sad what's happening to this cu.....to this country

    god dammit Hamlet, you sad brooding ass
    Why you gotta do a thing so damn crass
    with your crappy puntry
    and your vaginal country
    I lost control of the rhyme a long time ago

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Denmark is vaginal?

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    infiltration is terrible

    it is like babby's first board game

    so few of the decisions are meaningful or in any way balanced between more than one obviously supreme alternative (typically go forward, go back, or download data)

    I think infiltration has some issues - particularly I'd like if the characters were more differentiated - but I think it's as much about playing the other players as about playing the board. time is tight enough that if you can get one person to fuck up by, for instance, playing "download" when you've got a data-sucking gizmo that leaves them with nothing, you're well on the way to if not winning at least knocking that competitor out of the running.

    Yeah, it's not a super deep game either. It is a bit short and fun with a little bit of push your luck thrown in. How crazy can you get without running out of time?

    I think that you can take advantage of some things and it's an enjoyable short game to play.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
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    Other way looks faster.

    are baby bidets invented yet, and if not, I am patenting it. It will just be a funnel on a high pressure powerwash hose.

    never change a dirty diaper again!

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    what happened to narwhal?

    guy just disappeared i think

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