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Today is

BergyBergy Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
the absolute worst day of the year.

Prepare for all of the unfunniest moments of your lives.

All of the boring and lame people of the world gather together today to make your lives miserable and agonizing.

I don't plan to leave my room for the next 30 hours until I know I am safe from the fucking tragedy that today brings with it.

I also do not care that there is already a topic about today because I refuse to honor the name that this day goes by.

Fuck April 1st.

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I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i plan on hiding in my apartment and avoiding all human interaction

    basically, a normal sunday

    potatoe on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2007
    bergy april 1st is awesome





























    april fools

    DJ Eebs on
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's like any other day.

    Bloods End on
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'll fucking gut you from lips to hips.

    Bergy on
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    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    APRIL FOOLS

    your room has just been demolished to make way for a new "super extress route"

    Larlar on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I should avoid the internet at all costs.

    ...too late, isn't it.

    (It's already affected some websites. They tried the hacked joke last year, except it was the RIAA that shut them down.)

    cj iwakura on
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  • ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What pisses me off is that some people are like "It's March 20th, April Fools!"

    Ein on
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Parents: When you were born, you were born special. We were given the option on what set of genitals you would keep and whether to raise you a boy or a girl. We chose to raise you as a boy and we thought it was time you knew this son. We love you.

    Son: Wow, so that must be why I like boys...Oh thank god, I'm not really gay!!!

    Parents: Shit son, it's april fools you faggot.

    Starfuck on
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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I just can't stand today. At least I don't have school or a job to go to where I would have to listen to the fake jokes and terrible attempts at living that everyone puts forth.

    Bergy on
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    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
  • RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My eyes are so sleepy and heavy.

    RedTide on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Dont think about it that way.

    Think about it like it's... March 32. THERE IS NO APRIL 1ST.

    That's the whole point of it.

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Is it okay to stab people on April 1st?

    Bergy on
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    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    today i'm gonna see if i can convince my parents that i am a gay

    mrpaku on
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I haven't fucked with my parents in a long time, its a real shame.

    Bergy on
    ChicagoBulls01.jpg
    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That shouldn't be too hard. Just give out free blowjobs to passerbyes.

    Bloods End on
  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So far this april fools day is going just fine because my mother fell for the fake products they stuck on thinkgeek. So now I can taunt her about that for at least 358 days.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    Is it okay to stab people on April 1st?

    Yes. As long as you yell APRIL FOOLS! Right after you do it.

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    A sweet ending to an even sweeter joke.

    With anger I stab at thee cruel faggot.

    Bergy on
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    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    April 1st shankings, they come mandatory with any and all lame jokes.

    Bergy on
    ChicagoBulls01.jpg
    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
  • YehoshuaYehoshua Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It isn't April Fools Day!






































    April Fools!

    Yehoshua on
  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    a pox on you and yours

    Bergy on
    ChicagoBulls01.jpg
    I've been trying to reach you, but your extension cord doesn't reach that far.
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm gay!













    April Fools!
    I know you're all just so disappointed.

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    should I make an "Invasion of the Boddah Snatchers" thread

    y/n

    Butler on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Christ, I'm glad April Fools does not fall on a school day this year.
    I think I'd have just skipped school.

    Butler: Y

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Butler wrote: »
    should I make an "Invasion of the Boddah Snatchers" thread

    y/n

    YES

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm straight, mom.

    Oh what a relief!

    APRIL FOOLS, BITCH!

    Hoz on
  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fuck, someone else do it and make it not terrible.

    Butler on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    http://itsatrap.net

    The Geek on
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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ohhhh you tricked me

    Butler on
  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    only six hours to go and I didnt get to prank anyone

    awful

    Oden on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    thinkgeek.com always has some good gag merchandise on the front page for April 1.

    The Geek on
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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    MY OTHER SHIRT IS CLEVER

    Oden on
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    I really would buy the tie

    Kazhiim on
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  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Blizzard April Fools thing is terrible this year.

    Hoz on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hoz wrote: »
    The Blizzard April Fools thing is terrible this year.

    It's the thing where they're acting like Warcraft 3 is a new game?

    I went "heh"

    And the 8-bit tie is kinda sweet.

    Ubik on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    woot.com's thing is kind of heh

    my dick is covered in alternating layers of lube and filth and piss is seeping into my scalp

    Fallout on
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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    irc.rizon.net said they were bought by the Mexican government. Yawn.

    IpseDixit on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    haha mexico has no use for irc

    Fallout on
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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Usually the World of Warcraft site does a damn funny APril FOol's day prank.

    LIke when they said the new Alliance race would be wisps and all they could do was explode and drain 50 mana from adversaries. Then you would die, permanently.

    All these idiots started making threads and complaining about it. I thought, "who are these fucking idiots that fall for something that obvious?"

    Then my roommate walks in and says, "Did you hear about the new alliance race, I don't know what they hell they are thinking."

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