You can also send massive amounts of candy for not much from amazon too. Last year my satan got about five pounds of skittles.
we finished it maaaybe two months ago?
the gift that keeps on giving!
i was wrong; it's still in the pantry.
Some day, when you're sharing some with your grandchildren, you can tell them the story about how a stranger from the internet gave them to you as a gift.
So, I was gonna write this elaborate, boisterous letter to Satan, talking about allthewonderfulstuff I was so graciously given last year, but I couldn't figure out how to do so tactfully without coming across as a pretentious fuck.
Soooo....yeah, hey Satan! Uh...I've got a list of things I fancy to one degree or another. I, like many people on our humble SE++ am a geek/gamer of all sorts. There's a litany of gaming awesome I've missed in the last year, mostly due to a fucked up dvd drive on my 360. Still, games are always cool, as are gaming paraphernalia. I've also got a bit of a vice problem (I say "problem"). Things like whisky, beer, cigars, jazz, leather bound goods etc. Also books and comics. I'm kinda all over the place.
In any case, here's the list of my heart's desires. Stuff is being added all the time so check often, pick as you like, and I'll see you round time for Festivus.
I uhh … went to make an amazon wish list. Then I got overwhelmed. Then I started typing in random search words like cat .. and unicorn - and went a little crazy adding ALL THE THINGS!
Also .. whhhhy does my cat like to make me up at 4am on a Friday night? It's like she not only doesn't understand daylight savings, but took it the wrong direction.
Switch Animal Crossing Friend Code: SW-5107-9276-1030
Island Name: Felinefine
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LasbrookIt takes a lot to make a stewWhen it comes to me and youRegistered Userregular
edited November 2013
I finally wrote this post! Hooray!
Hey Satan!
Your form is changing every year and unknowable but I still believe in you! Let’s get the lists out of the way. Steam Wishlist Magic Want list Amazon Wishlist
I’m a fan of practically anything giant robot, Gundam, Transformers, Gurren Lagann, Pacific Rim, to name a few. I have a ton of Transformers and other stuff on my Amazon list, I haven’t been keeping up at all with it so there’s plenty of options there. Musically I’m kind of in an existential crisis over, I’m trying to find new stuff, mainly electronic stuff, that I really really dig but have been coming up short. My three favorite bands would probably have to be Daft Punk (if you couldn’t guess), The Protomen and probably The Pillows. I dig on some soundtracks too, I love Akira Yamaoka’s Silent Hill soundtracks(and Silent Hill in general), haven’t heard anything by Yoko Kanno I haven’t liked and own too many video game soundtracks to mention. If you could magic up a new Hotline Miami soundtrack that would be great. But feel free to send me whatever you like or think I might.
I think my two biggest hobbies are probably video games and magic. I don’t really play competitive magic anymore, just EDH mainly but packs from standard sets are always an awesome gift. I’ve also got a bunch of fancy deckboxes on my Amazon list, I dig those double magnetic closure deckboxes, my preferred colors would be green and black but any are fine. As far as video games I have a 360, will have a Xbox One, just recently got a 3DS and have a pretty nice gaming rig. I have all sorts of other consoles on my amazon wishlist that I honestly don’t expect anyone to buy me ( that also applies to that Surface 2 Pro on there, that’s mostly just for me to drool at and say one day). I kind of started using the wishlist to catalog different consoles and games I want for them.
I went through and added a bunch of Blu-rays to my amazon list since I’ll be able to use them soon. I added mostly the uber versions of stuff with like 3D/Blu-ray/DVD as some sort of crazy attempt to future proof/have a dvd to lend out. This is mostly just me being insane, I don’t have a 3D tv or any plans to get one anytime in the foreseeable future so just a regular blu-ray version is perfectly fine.
I don’t really read much anymore, I have a perfectly good Nook Touch full of books collecting dust. I like spy stories and sci-fi/fantasy and especially cyberpunk. Despite that assume I haven’t read many of the classics. Don’t ask me how it happened. Comics are cool, I definitely enjoy super hero movies and have always been a Marvel fan since I was a kid. I don’t really own much beside Watchmen and Last Stand 0f the Wreckers. I like Iron Man but anything you think is a must read would be cool.
I’m a huge fan of art, I actually have a small stack of Magic art prints I need to get framed. My favorite Magic artist is Kev Walker and on the Magic link above you can see what I need for my collection of Kev Walker cards (gold text denotes foil). If you play anything you have laying around would be greatly appreciated. I could always use more stuff to decorate my walls, if you have something you’ve done or something decorative you want to make that would be cool.
If you’re looking to go with a more practical gift, I have some options. If you really want to get me a shirt I’m a 2XL and tend to prefer darker colors or more minimalist designs. I have some books on my Amazon wishlist that I would love to have, I need to start picking up Linux, Networking and Network Administration for work. Sometime next year I plan to work towards a CCNA. My kitchen is currently pretty barebones, I have a 12 inch skillet, a 2qt saucepan, a cheap chef’s knife and bread knife, a pyrex casserole dish and assorted baking pans. I could use a new measuring cup. On the same note I could probably do with some cookbooks, I know how to make some things, mostly breakfast related but nothing amazing and I’m always looking for new cheap and easy things to make for work lunches. I’d put stuff on my amazon wishlist but I really don’t know what’s good or what I should get so. If you have any idea what you’re doing that would be great.
This has become a small novel so I’m just going to leave it here.
Hail Satan!
Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Ok Satan, I've got a pretty ample wish list full of things.
I love The Maxx
I love awesome statues of comics and movies
I have type 2 diabetes so no sweets please.
I'm a NY Giants and Yankees fan.
I own a 3DS,a Vita, a PS3, and a 360.
I love movies and games
my favorite color is orange.
I love trying new beer.
I wear an XL shirt.
I wear small men's shirts, I recently got really in to board games and would like to experience more of them. Dominion is one of my current favorites, I'd like to try some of the more obscure ones that everyone seems to love like Battle Star Galactica. I've recently started investing in some serious tools for mechanic work. Books are cool, too.
I'm a League of Legends player, I like RTS games and flight sims, space flight sims are my favorite game to play. Xwing, wing commander and the like were the best games growing up as a kid. I've built a pretty serious rig this last year so I can play all current games and my steam id is just Bendery so I'm easy to find!
I've never really been in to movies and TV but every Satan who has bought me a DVD or TV series has not failed to disappoint, so if you like to send movies and tv series don't hesitate. But for the love of god don't get me another copy of Donnie Darko I have like 6. I own a PS3 but prefer to game on my PC.
This is where I tell you about myself I guess! I have an amazon wishlist in my sig but its fairly basic.
As you can see, I live in Kansas and not one of the interesting parts. I've never really traveled outside of the midwest, so if you wanted to get me something local or from any type of culture that would be awesome. Local foods and spices, decorations, knick-knacks, anything would be great. Even non-local stuff would be cool too, this town has a Wal-Mart and that's about it.
I have a small kitchen, but I like to cook, so less common ingredients or neat cooking utensils would be nice. I have a yard and a garden that could use decorations, bird feeders, maybe a new favorite plant?
I have a PS3 and an xbox 360 if that's something you're thinking. I haven't bought any new games in the last year or so, so games would probably be new to me. Same goes for steam, I've bought a few cheap games during sales but nothing new. I watch a ton of tv. I don't really need any new shows, but tv memorabilia would be welcomed. Current favorite shows include Archer, Parks and Rec, Supernatural, Legend of Korra, and the Venture Brothers to name just a few. My movie collection could use some work too.
I just recently got a kitten. She's 4 months old and amazing. I know she'd love some new toys or things to scratch besides my couch. She gets left home alone all day while I'm at work, so anything to help keep her entertained.
I do wear clothes, 2XL for shirts. I mostly wear casual button down shirts but t-shirts are good too. Or hats, scarves, etc. Again, I'm in Kansas so I go through all of the seasons, sometimes several of them in the same day. Football is the only sport I follow, I don't have an NFL team but I never miss a K-State game. K-State's colors are purple and silver/gray, so anything purple gets bonus points.
I enjoy board games and comic books, but I don't actually have any of my own and haven't read any comics since I quit working with a guy who's collection I would flip through.
That should be enough I hope. I'm a simple guy with simple tastes. Happy Sataning!
I apologize if you get me because I'm pretty hard to buy for. Aside from what I've added and will continue to add to my Amazon list, I don't know what else I would need or want
- No clothing unless you really want to buy something. I'm a female small for shirts
- I currently own a 3DS and the only games available to me are Pokemon X and Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon. I'm a fan of action/adventure games like Mario Bros. and Zelda
- I'm a fan of the Orioles, Raven, Celtics, and Bruins
- I like fantasy books and have read stuff by Tamora Pierce, Jim Butcher, George R.R. Martin, and just picked up the Mistborn trilogy by Brian Sanderson
- Food is cool. I'm very plain and only like basic desserts like chocolate chip cookies or brownies so if you decide to make food and go beyond my comfort zone, it might go to my husband (who will happily eat almost anything). Please note that I can't handle anything spicy. What people think is mild is actually pretty damn spicy to me and my body can't handle it
Edit 1: Forgot to mention that I'm Jewish so there's that. Uh, I also love cats though I don't have any that live with me right now. Oh, and I love comedies like Community, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Suburgatory, Brooklyn Nine Nine, and HIMYM
Edit 2: I can appreciate a good comic series. I have the Far Side anthology and my sister just gifted me The Oatmeal book about ways your cat might be plotting to kill you. No Calvin or Hobbes though
If I remember anything else, I'll add to this post
Rayze on
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
Dear Satan:
Basically, I like dragons mostly.
Stuff like that, like wizard explosions and guitars that split mountains.
I don't think this reminder was posted yet this year anyways, so good news for anyone new to Secret Satans! You can add other website stuff to your Amazon Wish List!
E: I totally didn't check and should have assumed @godmode did; will Newegg actually block that app, dude?
MetroidZoid on
Steam
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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Snowbeati need somethingto kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered Userregular
gonna have to pass this year, unfortunately
by christmastime i'll likely be straining spoiled milk through my sock holes to make egg nog
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Lost Salientblink twiceif you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered Userregular
Secret Saints, Snowbeat?
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I don't remember where on the internet I heard about this but since most of us will presumably be shopping at amazon, if you use amazon smile they will donate a tiny pittance of your purchase to a charity of your choice! It isn't much but it is better than nothing at all
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
Guys seriously
if you don't sign up for Satans simply because you can't afford it
please do go ahead and sign up for Secret Saints.
There are lots of people here who get joy out of sending gifts and it sucks being broke over the holidays.
Posts
Is your christmas wish for a Fishman this year?
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
Some day, when you're sharing some with your grandchildren, you can tell them the story about how a stranger from the internet gave them to you as a gift.
Prepare for puzzles quite devilish,
Pulled from the mind of a man who's a fish.
Soooo....yeah, hey Satan! Uh...I've got a list of things I fancy to one degree or another. I, like many people on our humble SE++ am a geek/gamer of all sorts. There's a litany of gaming awesome I've missed in the last year, mostly due to a fucked up dvd drive on my 360. Still, games are always cool, as are gaming paraphernalia. I've also got a bit of a vice problem (I say "problem"). Things like whisky, beer, cigars, jazz, leather bound goods etc. Also books and comics. I'm kinda all over the place.
In any case, here's the list of my heart's desires. Stuff is being added all the time so check often, pick as you like, and I'll see you round time for Festivus.
Also .. whhhhy does my cat like to make me up at 4am on a Friday night? It's like she not only doesn't understand daylight savings, but took it the wrong direction.
Island Name: Felinefine
Your form is changing every year and unknowable but I still believe in you! Let’s get the lists out of the way.
Steam Wishlist
Magic Want list
Amazon Wishlist
I’m a fan of practically anything giant robot, Gundam, Transformers, Gurren Lagann, Pacific Rim, to name a few. I have a ton of Transformers and other stuff on my Amazon list, I haven’t been keeping up at all with it so there’s plenty of options there. Musically I’m kind of in an existential crisis over, I’m trying to find new stuff, mainly electronic stuff, that I really really dig but have been coming up short. My three favorite bands would probably have to be Daft Punk (if you couldn’t guess), The Protomen and probably The Pillows. I dig on some soundtracks too, I love Akira Yamaoka’s Silent Hill soundtracks(and Silent Hill in general), haven’t heard anything by Yoko Kanno I haven’t liked and own too many video game soundtracks to mention. If you could magic up a new Hotline Miami soundtrack that would be great. But feel free to send me whatever you like or think I might.
I think my two biggest hobbies are probably video games and magic. I don’t really play competitive magic anymore, just EDH mainly but packs from standard sets are always an awesome gift. I’ve also got a bunch of fancy deckboxes on my Amazon list, I dig those double magnetic closure deckboxes, my preferred colors would be green and black but any are fine. As far as video games I have a 360, will have a Xbox One, just recently got a 3DS and have a pretty nice gaming rig. I have all sorts of other consoles on my amazon wishlist that I honestly don’t expect anyone to buy me ( that also applies to that Surface 2 Pro on there, that’s mostly just for me to drool at and say one day). I kind of started using the wishlist to catalog different consoles and games I want for them.
I went through and added a bunch of Blu-rays to my amazon list since I’ll be able to use them soon. I added mostly the uber versions of stuff with like 3D/Blu-ray/DVD as some sort of crazy attempt to future proof/have a dvd to lend out. This is mostly just me being insane, I don’t have a 3D tv or any plans to get one anytime in the foreseeable future so just a regular blu-ray version is perfectly fine.
I don’t really read much anymore, I have a perfectly good Nook Touch full of books collecting dust. I like spy stories and sci-fi/fantasy and especially cyberpunk. Despite that assume I haven’t read many of the classics. Don’t ask me how it happened. Comics are cool, I definitely enjoy super hero movies and have always been a Marvel fan since I was a kid. I don’t really own much beside Watchmen and Last Stand 0f the Wreckers. I like Iron Man but anything you think is a must read would be cool.
I’m a huge fan of art, I actually have a small stack of Magic art prints I need to get framed. My favorite Magic artist is Kev Walker and on the Magic link above you can see what I need for my collection of Kev Walker cards (gold text denotes foil). If you play anything you have laying around would be greatly appreciated. I could always use more stuff to decorate my walls, if you have something you’ve done or something decorative you want to make that would be cool.
If you’re looking to go with a more practical gift, I have some options. If you really want to get me a shirt I’m a 2XL and tend to prefer darker colors or more minimalist designs. I have some books on my Amazon wishlist that I would love to have, I need to start picking up Linux, Networking and Network Administration for work. Sometime next year I plan to work towards a CCNA. My kitchen is currently pretty barebones, I have a 12 inch skillet, a 2qt saucepan, a cheap chef’s knife and bread knife, a pyrex casserole dish and assorted baking pans. I could use a new measuring cup. On the same note I could probably do with some cookbooks, I know how to make some things, mostly breakfast related but nothing amazing and I’m always looking for new cheap and easy things to make for work lunches. I’d put stuff on my amazon wishlist but I really don’t know what’s good or what I should get so. If you have any idea what you’re doing that would be great.
This has become a small novel so I’m just going to leave it here.
Hail Satan!
Steam
Hey Satan!
Post
Amazon
Steam
Hey Satan!
Post
Amazon
Steam
I love The Maxx
I love awesome statues of comics and movies
I have type 2 diabetes so no sweets please.
I'm a NY Giants and Yankees fan.
I own a 3DS,a Vita, a PS3, and a 360.
I love movies and games
my favorite color is orange.
I love trying new beer.
I wear an XL shirt.
He certainly did when he got me a ballin' ass N7 hoodie!!
Hey Satan!
Post
Amazon
Steam
@Usagi and I are happy to see @PRD and @Robert Khoo participating again.
Begin brainstorming, little satans, and continue to make us proud with great gifts!
I'm a League of Legends player, I like RTS games and flight sims, space flight sims are my favorite game to play. Xwing, wing commander and the like were the best games growing up as a kid. I've built a pretty serious rig this last year so I can play all current games and my steam id is just Bendery so I'm easy to find!
I've never really been in to movies and TV but every Satan who has bought me a DVD or TV series has not failed to disappoint, so if you like to send movies and tv series don't hesitate. But for the love of god don't get me another copy of Donnie Darko I have like 6. I own a PS3 but prefer to game on my PC.
GIFT
As you can see, I live in Kansas and not one of the interesting parts. I've never really traveled outside of the midwest, so if you wanted to get me something local or from any type of culture that would be awesome. Local foods and spices, decorations, knick-knacks, anything would be great. Even non-local stuff would be cool too, this town has a Wal-Mart and that's about it.
I have a small kitchen, but I like to cook, so less common ingredients or neat cooking utensils would be nice. I have a yard and a garden that could use decorations, bird feeders, maybe a new favorite plant?
I have a PS3 and an xbox 360 if that's something you're thinking. I haven't bought any new games in the last year or so, so games would probably be new to me. Same goes for steam, I've bought a few cheap games during sales but nothing new. I watch a ton of tv. I don't really need any new shows, but tv memorabilia would be welcomed. Current favorite shows include Archer, Parks and Rec, Supernatural, Legend of Korra, and the Venture Brothers to name just a few. My movie collection could use some work too.
I just recently got a kitten. She's 4 months old and amazing. I know she'd love some new toys or things to scratch besides my couch. She gets left home alone all day while I'm at work, so anything to help keep her entertained.
I do wear clothes, 2XL for shirts. I mostly wear casual button down shirts but t-shirts are good too. Or hats, scarves, etc. Again, I'm in Kansas so I go through all of the seasons, sometimes several of them in the same day. Football is the only sport I follow, I don't have an NFL team but I never miss a K-State game. K-State's colors are purple and silver/gray, so anything purple gets bonus points.
I enjoy board games and comic books, but I don't actually have any of my own and haven't read any comics since I quit working with a guy who's collection I would flip through.
That should be enough I hope. I'm a simple guy with simple tastes. Happy Sataning!
This is a reminder that the signup deadline is this Sunday, 17 Nov at 11:59pm PST
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
sent email
Have to expand this wishlist
Someone's gonna get a shitton of yarn things guys
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- No clothing unless you really want to buy something. I'm a female small for shirts
- I currently own a 3DS and the only games available to me are Pokemon X and Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon. I'm a fan of action/adventure games like Mario Bros. and Zelda
- I'm a fan of the Orioles, Raven, Celtics, and Bruins
- I like fantasy books and have read stuff by Tamora Pierce, Jim Butcher, George R.R. Martin, and just picked up the Mistborn trilogy by Brian Sanderson
- Food is cool. I'm very plain and only like basic desserts like chocolate chip cookies or brownies so if you decide to make food and go beyond my comfort zone, it might go to my husband (who will happily eat almost anything). Please note that I can't handle anything spicy. What people think is mild is actually pretty damn spicy to me and my body can't handle it
Edit 1: Forgot to mention that I'm Jewish so there's that. Uh, I also love cats though I don't have any that live with me right now. Oh, and I love comedies like Community, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Suburgatory, Brooklyn Nine Nine, and HIMYM
Edit 2: I can appreciate a good comic series. I have the Far Side anthology and my sister just gifted me The Oatmeal book about ways your cat might be plotting to kill you. No Calvin or Hobbes though
If I remember anything else, I'll add to this post
Basically, I like dragons mostly.
Stuff like that, like wizard explosions and guitars that split mountains.
You know, stuff like that.
Thanks dogg.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=200264210
I don't think this reminder was posted yet this year anyways, so good news for anyone new to Secret Satans! You can add other website stuff to your Amazon Wish List!
E: I totally didn't check and should have assumed @godmode did; will Newegg actually block that app, dude?
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
by christmastime i'll likely be straining spoiled milk through my sock holes to make egg nog
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
...I probably should've found that out for other reasons, but this is what was important enough to ask.
Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
if you don't sign up for Satans simply because you can't afford it
please do go ahead and sign up for Secret Saints.
There are lots of people here who get joy out of sending gifts and it sucks being broke over the holidays.
Let someone buy you a dang present.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.