COOKIE TIME (approved by Stale and Neville, lovingly handled by Peen)
What's this?
It's a cookie and treats exchange. You send cookies, candies, jams, breads, and whatever else you think is festive to another forumer.
Can anybody join?
Anybody can and should.
What if I don't live in the USA?
You're probably out of luck! If enough people from a specific country want to sign up I'll set up a minature exchange but I need at least 4. If you really want to ship internationally you're a lovely person but that means a random person would have to ship internationally to you and not everybody's able to.
Will someone ship me goodies filled with drugs/razor blades?
Maybe! That's part of the fun!
All of that sounds great! How do I sign up?
Send an e-mail to: sepluspluscookies@outlook.com
That's different from years past, don't send e-mails to the gmail one I won't get them and you will remain thin.
The e-mail's subject will be YOUR FORUM HANDLE
The body will be:
Your real name
Your real address
your absent times i.e. I won't be home Dec 20-26
allergies i.e. peanuts, gluten, happiness
preferences i.e. jk you get what you get sucka
Every reasonable effort will be made to accommodate your allergies but absolutely no attention will be paid to your likes and dislikes. Expand your horizons, embrace the unknown, eat the cookies.
Sign Ups will go until Saturday, November 16 and I will send out the matches shortly thereafter.
The Deadline For Delivery Is Monday, January 13th
If you miss the deadline you will be dead. To me.
Currently Signed Up:
Peen
skettios
Ketar
MadEddy
Noisymunk
Slacker71
Calica
CowShark
Lost Salient
. / plut
Cimmerii
ceres
Reginald
Currently Signed Up Eh?:
Psykoma
Cello
#pipe
Apogee
Potential Non-USA Connections:
pixicow- UK
Posts
3DS Friend Code: 0216-0898-6512
Switch Friend Code: SW-7437-1538-7786
There's no requirement that they be home made but posts explaining what you got are highly encouraged so storebought cookies will be exposed.
Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:
MICROSOFT IS THE MOST LAME
THE E-MAIL IS sepluspluscookies@outlook.com
Still microsoft, bro.
hasn't bounced yet so I'm assuming it worked!
In early December I'm doing an in person cookie exchange with people from a Chicago food forum. 12 attendees, and each must bring a dozen cookies to sample at the exchange along with a dozen of their cookies for each of the other attendees to take home. Also recipes get sent to the host in advance to be compiled into a booklet for everyone. So, 11 dozen cookies come home with me that day. Gonna have to send a plethora to my pregnant sister-in-law.
Then at some point I will receive tasty cookies or other festive goodies through this exchange. Mystery morsels of deliciousness that could arrive at any time. Fantastic.
And on Jan 6th I start as a full-time student in a 6.5 month program at a nearby pastry school, where I will be baking and confectioning 6 hours a day, 5 days a week, and bringing home everything I make.
Would anyone like to introduce me to the weightloss and fitness thread? Pretty sure I'm going to need it.
Chocolate Candy Cane Cookies
Now I realize the idea of smushing candy canes all over the outside of a perfectly good whoopie pie/gob might seem strange, but these are delicious and if you really hate candy canes you can always skip that step and just make the cookies.
Cinnamon Spiced Hot Chocolate Cookies
These are easy and delicious. I love putting cinnamon in pretty much everything.
last year I spent more on shipping the cookies than my entire secret satan's budget
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Meringues
Light, airy, easy but impressive, what's not to like?
I think she's already sent in an email, but if you need a reference, consider this my vouching for her skill and reliability.
There's a recipe tossing around in my head which I've been wanting to try, but it really wouldn't lend itself to being shipped.
hmmmmmm
I am obliterating you with my mind. Also your username is unbelievably apt right now.
My nieces enjoy it, and they also partake of the received cookies.
I have a lot of cookies up my sleeves.
Plus like, it's just me and Haechi, and we can't possibly consume peppermint candy cane cookies, chocolate crinkles, rugelach, almond crescents, seven layers, trios, macadamia white chocolate cranberry cookies and pistachio biscotti all by ourselves.
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Daily recipe:
Thumbprints
This recipe uses pb&j but you can fill them with whatever you want and they're almost always good.
The missing punctuation would tell me if I should feel better or worse about this.
Fudge.
Last exchange I got a brick of fudge from Stale that I ate like a giant candy bar. I will sign up for this in the soon time. Regardless of the quality of the chocolatey goods I will be sending out.
Oh god, @Noisymunk
I'll be poisoned for sure.
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