Welcome to the spontaneous explosion that hopefully will be great for passing time and kidney stones. What is this monstrosity, you ask? Or maybe you didn't but I don't care.
Back in 1988, the British did an improvisational radio show called Whose Line Is It Anyways. Then it became a TV Show, then it came to the States and even now its risen it's funny little head again on the CW. Because we here at PA are full of characters, why not just let them loose? That's the point of this game.
The Game
This is a play by post game. We'll see how horrible this is.
Four people will be our contestants, the guys who do the improving. To be a contestant, you must be someone who will post often.
Each Episode will be made up of 5 rounds, each lasting up to 3 days (Saturdays and Sundays could be counted as one day) or until I feel we have reached the climax of the scene and need a cigarette and a cold shower. Each round will have a different game for the contestants to play, usually with audience suggested topics.
Audience Members, AKA you who aren't contestants, can PM me, Grunt's Ghosts, with topics. Contestants can too, I'll just make sure I ignore them completely. Maybe. You will receive credit for your topic so that the contestants can love/hate you. Topics can be anything, from "Catching Grandma in a compromising position" "Things people say in Rush Hour Traffic" "What I saw at PAX this year", ect.
Points
They don't matter but just for fun, points are counted by how many "Awesomes" a post has. The Audience can Awesome a post that they find funny. At the end of the Episode, I'll count up how many Awesomes each person has and then decide who I thought was the funniest because you people have terrible taste.
If you are interested, think you are funny, or just looking to past time at work,
SIGN UP TODAY. If there are more than 4 people who signed up, we will rotate who is a contestant each episode.
EPISODE 1: WHY DID THE PILOT EPISODE DRINK?
Victims Contestants:
Star of many BDSM videos,
@stever777
A guy who once watched porn but didn't like it,
@TheRoadVirus
Still scared from Two Girls, One Cup,
@Auralynx
And he surprised the director of the Evil Dead XXX Parody with his casting couch performance,
@jdarksun
Round 1: Game:
If You Know What I Mean Topic:
Superheroes Play Phalla by
@Invictus
Round 2: Game:
Evening News Topic:
A virus is bringing dodos back from the dead by
@Sir Fabulous
Round 3: Game:
Love Ballet Topic:
Necrophiliacs working at a morgue, neither knows that the other is a necrophiliac @Sir Fabulous A.K.A Topic God
Round 4: Game:
HATS! HATS! HATS! Topic:
Signs you are in a bad Roleplaying Game by
@Matev
Posts
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Yes.
Give me this.
The Topic, given to us by Invictus, is "Superheroes play Phalla".
Geth roll 1d4 for opening player
@jdarksun is up first. After you, @name someone else.
Innudendo ROTATE innuendo ROTATE innuendo ROTATE
if you know what I mean
@Auralynx
@TheRoadVirus
@Stever777
@jdarksun
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Shit.
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
@jdarksun
@Auralynx
This is what I do when I've been awake for 36+ hours.
@stever777
If you know what I mean
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
I think the players should not be able to vote on other players' posts.
Audience votes only, yes?
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
I think it represents very well the whole "Ryan cracks up at what Colin does" thing from the show.
And, besides, the points don't matter anyway.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
The Black Hole of Cygnus X-1
Game 2 is Evening News. Two people will be News Anchors hosting the evening news. One other person will be a report "live" on scene. In reality, the reporter is standing in front of a green screen and has no idea what's playing in the background. The News Anchors do, but they can't tell him directly. They must ask him questions about the scene and he has to report. I'll PM the Anchors the scene brought to us by @Sir Fabulous. This game is for @stever777, @Auralynx, and @jdarksun. @TheRoadVirus, you can pick who our unlucky reporter is. Bonus points for the reporter if you can figure out somewhats happening behind you.
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@Auralynx
@Auralynx