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[Whose Line Is It Anyways] TOPICS FOR THE TOPICS GOD! REPLACEMENT NEEDED!

Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
edited November 2013 in Critical Failures
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Welcome to the spontaneous explosion that hopefully will be great for passing time and kidney stones. What is this monstrosity, you ask? Or maybe you didn't but I don't care.

Back in 1988, the British did an improvisational radio show called Whose Line Is It Anyways. Then it became a TV Show, then it came to the States and even now its risen it's funny little head again on the CW. Because we here at PA are full of characters, why not just let them loose? That's the point of this game.
The Game
This is a play by post game. We'll see how horrible this is.

Four people will be our contestants, the guys who do the improving. To be a contestant, you must be someone who will post often.

Each Episode will be made up of 5 rounds, each lasting up to 3 days (Saturdays and Sundays could be counted as one day) or until I feel we have reached the climax of the scene and need a cigarette and a cold shower. Each round will have a different game for the contestants to play, usually with audience suggested topics. Audience Members, AKA you who aren't contestants, can PM me, Grunt's Ghosts, with topics. Contestants can too, I'll just make sure I ignore them completely. Maybe. You will receive credit for your topic so that the contestants can love/hate you. Topics can be anything, from "Catching Grandma in a compromising position" "Things people say in Rush Hour Traffic" "What I saw at PAX this year", ect.
Points
They don't matter but just for fun, points are counted by how many "Awesomes" a post has. The Audience can Awesome a post that they find funny. At the end of the Episode, I'll count up how many Awesomes each person has and then decide who I thought was the funniest because you people have terrible taste.

If you are interested, think you are funny, or just looking to past time at work, SIGN UP TODAY. If there are more than 4 people who signed up, we will rotate who is a contestant each episode.

EPISODE 1: WHY DID THE PILOT EPISODE DRINK?
Victims Contestants:
Star of many BDSM videos, @stever777
A guy who once watched porn but didn't like it, @TheRoadVirus
Still scared from Two Girls, One Cup, @Auralynx
And he surprised the director of the Evil Dead XXX Parody with his casting couch performance, @jdarksun

Round 1: Game: If You Know What I Mean Topic: Superheroes Play Phalla by @Invictus
Round 2: Game: Evening News Topic: A virus is bringing dodos back from the dead by @Sir Fabulous
Round 3: Game: Love Ballet Topic: Necrophiliacs working at a morgue, neither knows that the other is a necrophiliac @Sir Fabulous A.K.A Topic God
Round 4: Game: HATS! HATS! HATS! Topic: Signs you are in a bad Roleplaying Game by @Matev

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Sign up to be humiliated!

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Uhhhhhhhh what.
    Yes.
    Give me this.

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    I can't really not sign up, under the circumstances.

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Once Audience Topics roll in, we could start playing this tonight.

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    I'm the funniest goddamn Bruce Campbell impersonator on these forums.

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    And that's everyone. So our first game is If You Know What I Mean and will involve everyone. Basically you will improvise a scene in which you make up as many innuendos related to the given topic as you can, ending each with the phrase "if you know what I mean."

    The Topic, given to us by Invictus, is "Superheroes play Phalla".

    Geth roll 1d4 for opening player

    @jdarksun is up first. After you, @name someone else.

    opening player:
    1d4 4 [1d4=4]

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    So do I just write one, or do I set up the whole scene?

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    edited November 2013
    This one isn't a scene one, it's a step up, say a thing, step back one, usually. (On TV, anyway)

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    edited November 2013
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQE-t2rmtek

    Innudendo ROTATE innuendo ROTATE innuendo ROTATE
    if you know what I mean

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    I think we should make it a three-way tie... if you know what I mean.

    @Auralynx

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    I hear Northstar wanted a look at his Power Rod, if you know what I mean.

    @TheRoadVirus

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Mr. Fantastic got kicked out of the bar for telling the bartender he could stretch to fit in any opening, if you know what I mean.

    @Stever777

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    @Rend her? I barely knew her, if you know what I mean!

    @jdarksun

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    The Flash wrote:
    I like to get my vote in juuust under the wire. If you know what I mean.
    @Auralynx

  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    OOC: Missed the 'play phalla' part.
    Shit.

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    OOC: You're definitely more Colin than Ryan right now. ;)

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Man, everyone's still grudging me for the time I came up SK, if you know what I mean.
    @stever777

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Wolverine wrote: »
    I'm gonna Busdrive you right into that Roleblocker, if you know what I mean.
    @TheRoadVirus

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    deadpool wrote:
    I think its about time we revealed to each other. If you know what I mean...

    @jdarksun

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    I'm going to let everyone get one more quote in then we'll do round two since this was a quick round and I got more topics now.

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    edited November 2013
    There is an infinite number of variables in the multiverse where destiny has taken unexpected turns. In this one, I Watched your actions last night. And you have been a naughy, naughty girl... if you know what I mean.

    @Auralynx

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    This is amazing

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote: »
    This is amazing

    This is what I do when I've been awake for 36+ hours.

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    edited November 2013
    The Joker wrote:
    Batman spends all his time "doing vote analysis," if you know what I mean.

    @stever777

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  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    I may or may not have spent two hours watching Youtube clips of Whose Line from the above posted video. I could not control the laughter. It escaped. Family members thought something was wrong with me.

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Watch the richard simmons episode (season 5, ep 17). Bring tissues. You'll need them.
    If you know what I mean

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    I'm totes NOT a Vig, if you know what I mean.

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    I think I'm the last one?
    Tony_Stark wrote:
    Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place and I'll show you my proboards, if you know what I mean
    @Grunt's Ghosts

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Game point of order -
    I think the players should not be able to vote on other players' posts.
    Audience votes only, yes?

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    stever777 wrote: »
    Game point of order -
    I think the players should not be able to vote on other players' posts.
    Audience votes only, yes?


    I think it represents very well the whole "Ryan cracks up at what Colin does" thing from the show.

    And, besides, the points don't matter anyway.


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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Points
    They don't matter but just for fun, points are counted by how many "Awesomes" a post has. The Audience can Awesome a post that they find funny. At the end of the Episode, I'll count up how many Awesomes each person has and then decide who I thought was the funniest because you people have terrible taste.

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  • ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    Counterpoint:
    Points
    They don't matter but just for fun, points are counted by how many "Awesomes" a post has. The Audience can Awesome a post that they find funny. At the end of the Episode, I'll count up how many Awesomes each person has and then decide who I thought was the funniest because you people have terrible taste.

    Elvenshae on
  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    As a comic in all seriousness...
    ;)

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  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    I am awake. For the moment so let's get the next game started. The only things points are being used for is to show how much people love you. And who is playing in our next game.

    Game 2 is Evening News. Two people will be News Anchors hosting the evening news. One other person will be a report "live" on scene. In reality, the reporter is standing in front of a green screen and has no idea what's playing in the background. The News Anchors do, but they can't tell him directly. They must ask him questions about the scene and he has to report. I'll PM the Anchors the scene brought to us by @Sir Fabulous. This game is for @stever777, @Auralynx, and @jdarksun. @TheRoadVirus, you can pick who our unlucky reporter is. Bonus points for the reporter if you can figure out somewhats happening behind you.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Please, the reporter is Auralynx. Just look at his avatar.

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    Yuuup, I vote Colinlynx.

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Me 2!

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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Colin is by default always the reporter. It is known.
    @Auralynx

  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Pm sent. Either @stever777 or @jdarksun can start.

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    "Colin, what was the first clue that this was happening? Was it the strange cawing?"
    @Auralynx

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