Greatest movie collage?

PicoPico Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Debate and/or Discourse
So I go to this local BBQ place, and grab a copy of the local free rag catering to the
unwashed masses
(i.e. stoners, liberals, etc...) And what to my wonderous eyes should appear, but a ad saying said rag was giving away prize packs to Grindhouse.

So I enter, thinking "no way in hell" sure enough I win the thing. Snagging not only a poster, action figure, and t-shirt; But what's this... 2 passes for primer tonight! This movie made me want to have sex with it. Literallly. Then part deux, came on of this actionfest orgy, and that moment made me want to leave the other and run off into the sunset so we could be happy together.

Basically this rant is to say this is one of my favorate movies of all my time on this earth. I suggest you cast off whatever restrants you may have encompassed your life with (ladies, booze, gambling online...) and see this movie. See it twice. Try to map out the air duct systems of the theater so you can camp there and wait for the next showing. However: "Don't spend the extra quarter and get the 50 gal drum sized soda." No part of this is worth missing so you can have a healthy bladder and kidneys.

That's all I have to report. I needed to express my feelings in the analogs of time somewhere so I can prepare for the barrage of questions tomorrow at work. Oh yea this is my first post.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The movie where the girl gets a M-16 peg leg looks like retarded wank, but Death Proof looks decent.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wait, Grindhouse or Primer?
    I haven't seen Grindhouse and I don't care to. But Primer? Primer gave me a mental blowjob, swallowed afterwards, and cooked me scrambled eggs in the morning.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • PicoPico Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh no, both are good. If your a fan of B-action, horror, sci-fi movies from the 50's on; Planet Terror is what you need inside you. Death Proof, is the capper, giving you the femme fatal- muscle car chase scenes from the 70's.

    Seeing one without the other, would be like getting the massage with no "happy ending"

    and Primer is a close second.


    ...just edged out.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Go watch Fight Club NOW!

    On second thought, no, read the book.

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  • PicoPico Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Have the book.

    Read the book.

    Devoured the book.

    Movie good.

    Book better.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well I guess we don't have a movie thread anymore. Is this the new one?

    My favorite movie is still Canadian Bacon.

    My gf is going to make me watch The Ring with her, so now I need to come up with something to make her watch.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man primer just tried way too hard.

    Yeah, let's talk real fast about time travel, and then repeat it all and then get real serious and talk about it some more, without really explaining what is going on.

    I am very excited about Grindhouse though.

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  • PicoPico Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jameserson wrote: »
    My gf is going to make me watch The Ring with her, so now I need to come up with something to make her watch.

    Make her go see Transformers with you :D

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pico wrote: »
    Jameserson wrote: »
    My gf is going to make me watch The Ring with her, so now I need to come up with something to make her watch.

    Make her go see Transformers with you :D

    lol

    maybe I'll go with Shaun of the Dead instead. Ease off the scary, but still one of those "hold me" type movies

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  • markmark Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What's that good about the movie ?

    (don't really like horror films, yet I still try to understand you guys ;) )

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    "I think Han Solo is the character we wish we were but we aren't, while Jar-Jar is the character we wish we weren't, but we are."
  • PicoPico Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    oh what ISN'T good about this movie. I could spend days building great halls and churches to this movie, only to tear them down to rebuild on a grander scale....


    ....I dunno, I've been waiting for this movie for months, and I wasn't disappointed. It was good all the way through. Don't go if you can't enjoy something for 3 hours. Let alone something that is a mass of all the best things out of a genre you don't like.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Two fake movie trailers made for a Grindhouse contest.

    Maiden of Death
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LlazPgxKrA
    and

    Hobo with a shotgun
    http://www.devilducky.com/media/58566/

    Hobo does a better job of capturing an authentic grindhouse feel because it looks poorly made. It does look hilarious though.

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  • PicoPico Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    umm....they're the same link

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Your FACE is the same link.


    There I fixed it. I am so tired.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    lol, hobo with a shotgun.

    edit: wait, they are still the same movie.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I hate everyone. Look up maiden of death your damn self.

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  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    we aren't having a movie chat thread here.

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