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Lewis Black to get his own Comedy Central show?

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  • LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Loser wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Stop fighting guys

    I hate it


    pussy

    and lewis black sucks

    You suck.

    wow, that was an amazingly witty comeback. good job.

    Loser on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    you know who is good

    michael jackson

    he's also bad

    he's bad

    come on

    Garlic Bread on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    i love how everyone is critiquing these people when most of us wouldnt have the balls to even attempt to go up on stage and try.

    Do you have opinions on what music is good and bad?

    Do you have opinions on what movies are good and bad?

    Do you have opinions on what video games are good and bad?

    Do you have opinions on what books are good and bad?

    Do you have opinions on what TV shows are good and bad?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, then congratulations! You're a hypocrite!

    careful geek

    he will imply that you would be afraid of him in real life

    can you take such an assault

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  • IHasABucketIHasABucket Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Loser wrote: »
    Loser wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Stop fighting guys

    I hate it


    pussy

    and lewis black sucks

    You suck.

    wow, that was an amazingly witty comeback. good job.

    I stab at thee.

    Do you really think I was going for original or creative with that?

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Every time I walk by a spy shop I think, I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy. I need to buy a little camera. I need to buy a safe that looks like a Coca-Cola can. Or better yet, a safe that looks like a Spray and Wash can. That would create better situations. "Hey Mitch, can I use the Spray and Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt…with documents!"


    haha oh God that is hilarious

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  • LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Loser wrote: »
    Loser wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Stop fighting guys

    I hate it


    pussy

    and lewis black sucks

    You suck.

    wow, that was an amazingly witty comeback. good job.

    I stab at thee.

    Do you really think I was going for original or creative with that?

    nah, i think you were just wasting space on the inernets. postcount++;

    Loser on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey Loser what comedians do you like?

    Meissnerd on
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    i love how everyone is critiquing these people when most of us wouldnt have the balls to even attempt to go up on stage and try.

    Do you have opinions on what music is good and bad?

    Do you have opinions on what movies are good and bad?

    Do you have opinions on what video games are good and bad?

    Do you have opinions on what books are good and bad?

    Do you have opinions on what TV shows are good and bad?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, then congratulations! You're a hypocrite!
    i have an opinion on your very post.

    Drano on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Every time I walk by a spy shop I think, I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy. I need to buy a little camera. I need to buy a safe that looks like a Coca-Cola can. Or better yet, a safe that looks like a Spray and Wash can. That would create better situations. "Hey Mitch, can I use the Spray and Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt…with documents!"


    haha oh God that is hilarious

    his CD blows, though

    I think it was an off night

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2007
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  • IHasABucketIHasABucket Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Loser wrote: »
    Loser wrote: »
    Loser wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Stop fighting guys

    I hate it


    pussy

    and lewis black sucks

    You suck.

    wow, that was an amazingly witty comeback. good job.

    I stab at thee.

    Do you really think I was going for original or creative with that?

    nah, i think you were just wasting space on the inernets. postcount++;

    Do people really post on forums solely to increase postcount these days?

    Also bytes are cheap. If you want, I could figure out exactly how much money I wasted with the reply of "You suck," but I feel I'd be making too many assumptions for it to be valid.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    How can we get away with making posts so cheap? Easy, we make it up in volume!

    The Geek on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Every time I walk by a spy shop I think, I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy. I need to buy a little camera. I need to buy a safe that looks like a Coca-Cola can. Or better yet, a safe that looks like a Spray and Wash can. That would create better situations. "Hey Mitch, can I use the Spray and Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt…with documents!"


    haha oh God that is hilarious

    his CD blows, though

    I think it was an off night

    Which CD do you think "blows?"

    Because he has a couple.

    And I don't really think either of them "blows."

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  • LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Hey Loser what comedians do you like?

    my most recent favorite comedian is demtri martin. other than that i like whatever i happen to see and enjoy. i'm not going to act like i'm some comedy guru, but i know that lewis black is not comedy. he is some old guy bitching about shit that i don't care about. i listen to plenty of people bitch in real life and i don't need to turn to a "comedian" to get more of the same.

    Loser on
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    i love how everyone is critiquing these people when most of us wouldnt have the balls to even attempt to go up on stage and try.

    well

    that is because I'm not a professional comedian

    you fucking dipshit

    do you know me?
    would you say that to my face?
    no.
    you're a classic example of an internet "dipshit" as you put it.
    blow me.

    yes

    yes I would

    do you want to know why?
    why?

    because nothing is more ridiculous than this idea people have that you can't critique performers just because they're "brave" enough to go on stage and get paid for it.

    put yourself in the public eye, open yourself up to criticism

    and unless you breathe in pollution and breathe out lazer beamz I'm not going to hold my tounge; I don't care who the fuck you are


    thats pretty edgy of you.

    no one's being edgy

    you just, you know

    made implications

    you came in and had this wise fucking insight that comedians were the true heroes or some shit

    just the kind of pseudointellectual garbage people always throw out after a movie

    all "well it's not like you could do any better"

    no shit guy, I'm not a fucking film-maker

    look.
    im just as empty inside as you are.
    it wasnt a holier than thou statement.
    there just comes a time in a mans life where he needs to recognize the virtue in others as opposed to attempting to tear everything around you down in order to feel better about yourself.

    Drano on
  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I think the last time something like this was attempted was Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, and I grew tired of that show pretty quickly. Still, I like Lewis Black, so this show could have potential. If anyone out there actually goes to this taping, come back and let us all know how it was, okay? Okay.

    Main difference: While Colin Quinn is extremely obnoxious, Lewis Black is extremely awesome.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Loser wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Hey Loser what comedians do you like?

    my most recent favorite comedian is demtri martin. other than that i like whatever i happen to see and enjoy. i'm not going to act like i'm some comedy guru, but i know that lewis black is not comedy. he is some old guy bitching about shit that i don't care about. i listen to plenty of people bitch in real life and i don't need to turn to a "comedian" to get more of the same.

    Demetri Martin is the one on the Daily Show sometimes, right. I remember him being pretty awesome.

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  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    so i think the point here is that lewis black is not that funny

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  • LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Loser wrote: »
    Loser wrote: »
    Loser wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Stop fighting guys

    I hate it


    pussy

    and lewis black sucks

    You suck.

    wow, that was an amazingly witty comeback. good job.

    I stab at thee.

    Do you really think I was going for original or creative with that?

    nah, i think you were just wasting space on the inernets. postcount++;

    Do people really post on forums solely to increase postcount these days?

    Also bytes are cheap. If you want, I could figure out exactly how much money I wasted with the reply of "You suck," but I feel I'd be making too many assumptions for it to be valid.

    i know people used to, and i bet they still do. i don't really care how much you wasted either. are either of us paying the bill? then who cares.

    Loser on
  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    look.
    im just as empty inside as you are.
    it wasnt a holier than thou statement.
    there just comes a time in a mans life where he needs to recognize the virtue in others as opposed to attempting to tear everything around you down in order to feel better about yourself.

    that time does not come in se++

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    so i think the point here is that lewis black is not that funny

    It seems that either you love Lewis Black or you hate him... I personally love the stuff that I've heard from him, but I can understand how it could maybe get old pretty fast.

    In any case, a Lewis Black show is a much better idea than a Carlos Mencia show. Man, that show is horrible.

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  • LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Loser wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Hey Loser what comedians do you like?

    my most recent favorite comedian is demtri martin. other than that i like whatever i happen to see and enjoy. i'm not going to act like i'm some comedy guru, but i know that lewis black is not comedy. he is some old guy bitching about shit that i don't care about. i listen to plenty of people bitch in real life and i don't need to turn to a "comedian" to get more of the same.

    Demetri Martin is the one on the Daily Show sometimes, right. I remember him being pretty awesome.

    he is sometimes.

    http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?ml_video=84159

    Loser on
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    demitri martin is like mitch hedburg reincarnated

    Drano on
  • LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    demitri martin is like mitch hedburg reincarnated

    fucking word

    Loser on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    demitri martin is like mitch hedburg reincarnated

    He credits Stephen Wright as inpsiration. Stephen Wright is a really good one-liner comedian like Mitch was. I saw him before I ever saw Mitch.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    actually yeah.
    stephen wright was my favorite comedian when i was a little kid.
    i guess i like smooth calming comedic delivery as opposed to yelling and screaming

    Drano on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Loser wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    demitri martin is like mitch hedburg reincarnated

    fucking word
    YES

    well, I like both of them

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh, we're talking about Demitri now?

    Yeah, Demitri is actually my favorite comedian. He's just so original... he has new takes for really common things in life that nobody's ever touched.

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  • LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Oh, we're talking about Demitri now?

    Yeah, Demitri is actually my favorite comedian. He's just so original... he has new takes for really common things in life that nobody's ever touched.

    seinfeld might have

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Every time I walk by a spy shop I think, I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy. I need to buy a little camera. I need to buy a safe that looks like a Coca-Cola can. Or better yet, a safe that looks like a Spray and Wash can. That would create better situations. "Hey Mitch, can I use the Spray and Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt…with documents!"


    haha oh God that is hilarious

    his CD blows, though

    I think it was an off night

    Which CD do you think "blows?"

    Because he has a couple.

    And I don't really think either of them "blows."

    mitch all together

    the jokes aren't great, the delivery is off, he seems distracted through the whole thing, like he's not even really enjoying it

    but hey who am I but a guy on the internet

    with an opinion

    I guess you trumped mine, with yours
    not sure why, though

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I haven't ever seen Demetri Martin do stand up, but he's great on The Daily Show.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Louis CK should get a show too, though

    He should kill Mencia with a machete, and just take over his show

    Lucky Louie was not funnier than Mind of Mencia.
    Cups42 wrote: »
    Your list lacks george carlin. 7 dirty words = Best bit ever.

    Yeah that was funny 800 years ago.
    The Geek wrote: »
    I haven't ever seen Demetri Martin do stand up, but he's great on The Daily Show.

    A quick YouTube search can remedy that.

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  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i like stephen wright

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Every time I walk by a spy shop I think, I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy. I need to buy a little camera. I need to buy a safe that looks like a Coca-Cola can. Or better yet, a safe that looks like a Spray and Wash can. That would create better situations. "Hey Mitch, can I use the Spray and Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt…with documents!"


    haha oh God that is hilarious

    his CD blows, though

    I think it was an off night

    Which CD do you think "blows?"

    Because he has a couple.

    And I don't really think either of them "blows."

    mitch hedburg

    the jokes aren't great, the delivery is off, he seems distracted through the whole thing, like he's not even really enjoying it

    but hey who am I but a guy on the internet

    with an opinion

    I guess you trumped mine, with yours
    not sure why, though

    Mitch Hedburg has some of the best comedic delivery ever.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Every time I walk by a spy shop I think, I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy. I need to buy a little camera. I need to buy a safe that looks like a Coca-Cola can. Or better yet, a safe that looks like a Spray and Wash can. That would create better situations. "Hey Mitch, can I use the Spray and Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt…with documents!"


    haha oh God that is hilarious

    his CD blows, though

    I think it was an off night

    Which CD do you think "blows?"

    Because he has a couple.

    And I don't really think either of them "blows."

    mitch hedburg

    the jokes aren't great, the delivery is off, he seems distracted through the whole thing, like he's not even really enjoying it

    but hey who am I but a guy on the internet

    with an opinion

    I guess you trumped mine, with yours
    not sure why, though


    which mitch hedberg CD, god you're dumb

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  • IHasABucketIHasABucket Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    I haven't ever seen Demetri Martin do stand up, but he's great on The Daily Show.

    I've never even heard of him, but mostly because I stopped watching The Daily Show regularly. Is he one of the new guys that replaced Carrell and Colbert?

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  • LoserLoser Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Every time I walk by a spy shop I think, I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy. I need to buy a little camera. I need to buy a safe that looks like a Coca-Cola can. Or better yet, a safe that looks like a Spray and Wash can. That would create better situations. "Hey Mitch, can I use the Spray and Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt…with documents!"


    haha oh God that is hilarious

    his CD blows, though

    I think it was an off night

    Which CD do you think "blows?"

    Because he has a couple.

    And I don't really think either of them "blows."

    mitch hedburg

    the jokes aren't great, the delivery is off, he seems distracted through the whole thing, like he's not even really enjoying it

    but hey who am I but a guy on the internet

    with an opinion

    I guess you trumped mine, with yours
    not sure why, though

    i've heard people say the same thing about demetri martin. i just takes the jokes for what they are, i don't try to analyze everthing.

    Loser on
  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Loser wrote: »
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Oh, we're talking about Demitri now?

    Yeah, Demitri is actually my favorite comedian. He's just so original... he has new takes for really common things in life that nobody's ever touched.

    seinfeld might have

    Seinfeld's standup doesn't count... I mean, c'mon. It's Seinfeld.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Every time I walk by a spy shop I think, I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick's been acting fishy. I need to buy a little camera. I need to buy a safe that looks like a Coca-Cola can. Or better yet, a safe that looks like a Spray and Wash can. That would create better situations. "Hey Mitch, can I use the Spray and Wash?" "Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt…with documents!"


    haha oh God that is hilarious

    his CD blows, though

    I think it was an off night

    Which CD do you think "blows?"

    Because he has a couple.

    And I don't really think either of them "blows."

    mitch hedburg

    the jokes aren't great, the delivery is off, he seems distracted through the whole thing, like he's not even really enjoying it

    but hey who am I but a guy on the internet

    with an opinion

    I guess you trumped mine, with yours
    not sure why, though

    Mitch Hedburg has some of the best comedic delivery ever.

    right sorry, edited

    I meant specifically the cd "mitch all together"

    I love mitch hedburg, he's normally the opposite of everything I said

    edit: god fucking damn people quoting my mistake

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